Authors note: ok, this is my first comedy fan fic, so don't kill me. Sorry if everyone is ooc.
SLUMBER PARTY!!!!!!!
Narrator (Me): It was a dark and stormy night, when Alice asked Bella to come to a slumber par…
Objective resource (me answering myself back to make it funny): Was not, it was after Bella had dinner, and she did not ask Bella, she asked Charlie, and forced Bella…
Narrator: Fine. Whatever.
Anyways, so Bella ended up at the Cullen's, for a No Boys Allowed slumber (no pun intended, cuz ya know vampires don't sleep…) party with Alice, and Gasp Rosalie (who promised to be nice, because I said so, and because Alice made her pinky swear!!!!!)
O.K. so Bella ate dinner and got there at 5 p.m., for the slumber party. She drove herself to the Cullen's house in her truck, and was greeted instantly upon arriving by Alice and a surprisingly friendly Rosalie. They escorted her to a room recently added onto the Cullen house, like a living room with a big squishy sofa, 2 bean bag chairs, lots of pillows all over the floor, a stack of DVD's rented from Blockbuster by Alice, and some Coke (for Bella to keep her up all night from the caffeine.)
Bella dropped her duffel bag full of her pajamas and other necessities in the corner of the room, and plopped onto the couch.
"Bella, which DVD do you want to watch?" asked Alice.
"Ummm, what do we have", asked Bella
"Superman returns, Talladega Nights, 13 going on 30, Uptown Girls, A Cinderella Sto-"
There was a knock on the door, and the younger Cullen men (Edward, Jasper, and Emmett) peeked in.
"Can we come to the slumber party pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeee, can we can we, can we can we?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett whined.
"NO" shouted Alice and Rosalie in harmony.
"Why," asked Emmet, "I really wanted some of the coke too, darn it!"
"But Emmet, you don't drink coke" Said Jasper
"That's because nobody will let me!" Emmett pouted.
"You can't drink coke, because you are a vampire," Edward pointed out.
"Can too"
"Can not"
"Can too"
"Can not"
"Can too"
"Can not"
"Too"
"Not"
"Too"
"Not"
"Shut up!" Rosalie yelled, "Emmett, how many times have I told you, coke is for humans, not vampires"
"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Emmett wailed tearlessly "The mean lady yelled at me"
"Emmet, I'm your wife!"
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Well you're still mean!"
"This is pointless", Rosalie said with a sigh. "You can come back later…"
"Really?" The boys asked
"Really," Rosalie answered, "If you dare to face the consequences"
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