Survival of the Fittest Shrink
By Phoenix Guardian of Fire and lOSTanDTaiNted-Next-to-light
Okay this story was co written by lOSTanDTaiNted-Next-to-light, but since she's being stubborn we're putting this story on my profile…kk? Well enjoy…this story is for pure comical fun…etc… oh yea…
Disclaimer: okay u knowwe don't own ne thing of this riiiight? Just the plot. I wish I owned Yuki or Hiro though…. I 3 Yuki and Hiro. Kk well onward to this fanfic! ---- Phoenix saying she lyks Yuki and Hiro not me! But i do lyk Yuki and Shuichi...and Ren droolsr&r...Fan Girls- do NOT attack us...becuase we have used Ren Tao from Shaman King in here...hehehehe no offence or ne thing...lOSTanDTaiNted-Next-to-lightand i wanna live to graduate high skool... ONWARD!
Chapter one: Gophers
Screams tore from his throat, making it bleed. Faster and faster he ran. People in white jackets chased him.
"Help! The gophers are after me! Sir Lancelot! Sir James save your king!" the running boy yelled.
In the rec. room several people stopped what they were doing to watch the scene play out.
"Fujisaki!" one of the white coated men yelled, still in pursuit of the boy.
"Somebody needs to kill that idiot." One blonde man snapped.
"Yuki be nice! Fujisaki is going to save us all from the gophers." A pink haired kid laughed.
"Did somebody say die?" another blonde haired man asked; pure joy seeping out of his being.
"K-san?" the pink haired kid began nervously.
"Yes Shuichi?" K asked innocently.
"Get the spork away from my throat." Shuichi ordered.
"K get the hell away from MY Shuichi!" Yuki yelled grabbing the boy into a vice grip hug.
"No need to get so damn touchy Yuki, I was just going to draw a little blood, sporks don't work to good…" K trailed off. ( My English grammar error…alright u illiterate people listen up! This is Phoenix Guardian of Fire speaking…never end a sentence with a preposition…lyk good…in all technicality it should be well…but if I did that…it wouldn't sound lyk K…so…carry on!)
"The gophers!" Fujisaki ran into the room screaming bloody murder, still being chased by the men in white jackets.
"Where?" Exclaimed Ren, who had gone unnoticed in the shadows, his eyes shifting around to make sure he wasn't all of a sudden violently attacked.
"Over THERE!" Fujisaki hollered pointing in no particular direction.
"That psycho better stay away from my Shuichi," Yuki muttered, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend protectively. "Or he'll get his ass kicked."
"Want me to pull the trigger?" K asked, pointing his gun at Fujisaki and pretending to shoot it.
One of the men in white jackets stopped chasing Fujisaki and said, "K, I thought we took all of your supply of guns away!"
K froze and looked around. He hid the gun behind his back. "What gun?" he laughed.
"The one behind your back." The man snapped impatiently.
K moved in a blur, the only way to know what the psycho was doing was the loud bang and the thump as a dead body hit the floor. "Shows you to try and stop me bitch." K laughed menacingly.
Yuki tightened his grip on Shuichi, not noticing how Shuichi was turning a nice shade of purple. His eyes never left K.
"Shuichi! Shuichi turning blue!" a dark haired kid said, clutching a stuffed toy.
"What?" Yuki panicked, then loosening his grip on his boyfriend.
Shuichi gasped. "Thanks Ryuichi," he managed to croak.
"He's possessed by a frog!" Fujisaki cried in alarm.
Ren dove back into his corner, falling into a fetal position.
"Want me to shoot him?" K asked lazily.
Everybody tensed. If looks could kill; the glare Yuki was giving K would have destroyed him.
"Don't. Touch. My. Shuichi." Yuki growled. (A/n lOSTanDTaiNted-Next-to-light: possessive much?)
Another scream from Fujisaki turned everybody's attention. The men had finally caught him and were now holding him down attempting to inject him with his medicine.
"No! Sir Lancelot get the healer…poison…collapse Fujisaki gagged before the medicine took effect.