yo yo yooooo heyyyy mannnn
you're like a head of cabbage c;
(Ha ha ha, Hito-rabu Izaya-rabu ha)
An Izaya Orihara walked up to the Russia sushi stand
And he said to Simon, running the stand
"Hey! (Ha ha ha) Got any dark truffles?"
The Simon man said
"No, we just sell sushi. But it's good
And it's cheap
And it's all home-made. Can I get you some?"
The Orihara said,
"Neh I'll pass."
Then he Izaya-ed away.
(step smash)
'Til the very next day.
(Ha ha ha ha ha haha-ha)
The Izaya walked up to the sushi stand
And he said to the Simon man, running the stand,
"Hey! (hito hito hito) Got any coffee truffles?
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday,
We just sell sushi. Good sushi OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The Orihara said,
"Ja-ne."
Then he trolled away.
(Aha Haha)
Then he Izaya-ed away.
(Shizu Shizu chan)
Then he fabulous-ed away
(hito hito)
'Til the very next day.
(Ha ha ha ha ha haha-ha)
When the Izaya Orihara walked up to the sushi stand
And he said to the russian man running the stand,
"Hey! (ha Izaya rabu) Got any truffles?
The man said,
"Look, this is getting old.
I mean, sushi's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The Orihara said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he Orihara-ed away
(sushi rabu)
Then he trolled away.
(KANRA DESU YO)
Then he Izaya-ed away
(hito hito)
'Til the very next day.
(ha ha ha ha ha hito-rabu)
When the Izaya walked up to the sushi stand
And he said to the man who was Simon running the stand,
"Hey! (ha ha ha) Got any truffles?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, Iz-a-ya,
I'll use my cell phone and call the police, and tell them to glue you to a tree and you'll stay there all day stuck.
So don't get to close!"
The Orihara said,
"Adios."
Then he tuna-ed away.
(Izaya rabu!)
Then he Izaya-ed away.
(Sushi sushi rabu)
Then he waddled away
(Hito RABU)
'Til the very next day.
(Ha ha ha ha ha haha-ha)
When Izaya walked up to the sushi stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (ha ha ha) got any cellphones?"
"What?"
"Got any cellphones?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any truffles?"
(Hito hito hito, rabu rabu rabu)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on Izaya, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some truffles
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some dark truffles.
He gave one to the Orihara and the smug Izaya said,
"Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any… ootoro tuna sushi?" c:
(Fading)
Then he Izaya-ed away.
(Shizu chan~)
Then he trolled away.
(HITO HITO RABU)
Then he laughed away
(Haha Haha)
the end c: