Konohagakure no Sato, Hokage Mountain (You know the face thing).

A five year old boy was sitting on top of the head of the Shodaime Hokage." I wonder what it feels like to be acknowledge? " asked the boy to himself. " I tell you, it's much more annoying than being hated" said a woman. " Who's there, show yourself." Said the boy as he got into a fighting stance. " My name is Kami " said a woman as she revealed herself.

She had long blonde hair and green eyes. She was wearing a white kimono with golden linings. " Naruto-kun, tell me why are you here, shouldn't you be playing with someone" said Kami. " You know as well as I do that they would rather play with my sisters, than with me, and if they do, they would just use me to get close to them." Said Naruto. Naruto then stood up and said" Why would you ask that, you should know that if you know my name and where I go?". Kami sighed.

"I see, Naruto-kun, would you like to be trained by the best of the best?" asked Kami. " What's the catch?" asked Naruto. " You have to leave the village for a few years." Said Kami. " Deal" said Naruto. " Alright then, let's get going" said Kami as she went into a portal with Naruto.

Inside Limbo

"Alright, Naruto-kun, it's time for you to meet your instructors" said Kami as she gestured to a man with brown hair and green eyes. He was wearing a white shirt with a black blazer and black pants. He also has a few scars and. " This is Toujou Basara, he will be training you in Kenjutsu "said Kami. She then gestured to a man with black hair and purple eyes. He was wearing white robes with gold designs. " This is Lelouch Vi Britannia, he will be teaching you on tactics, probability, planning, and manipulation." said Kami. " Lastly, here is your final teacher Satomi Rentarou, he will train you in close quarter combat and weapon accuracy" Said Kami as she gestured to a man with blue hair and brown eyes wearing a black and blue uniform.

" These people will train you to become the strongest you can be" said Kami. " Why did you pick me then?" asked Naruto. " Why didn't you pick Narumi or Mito, after all one of those two is the child of prophecy?"asked Naruto. " Well Naruto-kun, there is no Child of Prophecy" said Kami. "What do you mean?" asked Naruto. " Easy, those stupid toads just made it up to look better" said Kami. " Alright then let the torture begin" said Kami. " Don't you mean training?"asked Naruto." Nope, I mean torture" said Kami as she went back to the most dreaded thing inexistence, paperwork.

Hokage's Office,2 years after Naruto's departure

Minato Namikaze, Yondaime Hokage of Konoha, the only SS-Rank Shinobi alive, was fighting what could be known as the most dreaded existence in the Elemental Nations, paperwork. " Goddamn it, I swear this thing must have tripled in size compared to five minutes ago" said Minato to no one in particular. " Well you were the one who took the position of Yondaime Hokage" said a white haired man, who was standing on the window. " Jiraiya-sensei " said Minato.

" How goes the training of the twins" asked Jiraiya. " It's going well, but why exactly are we training the twins so early?" asked Minato. "Remember Minato, the prophecy said, A child born of great power shall bring the world into salvation" said Jiraiya. "I see, since the twins contain the Kyuubi, you think it could be either one of them, right?"Said Minato."Well then, I think it's time I get back to my research" said Jiraiya as he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

Hokage Mountain

A six year old girl with long red hair and purple eyes was looking around the Hokage mountain. " Where the hell is Nii-kun" said the girl as she looked for her brother. " I don't think he is here Mito-nee" said a girl with blonde hair in the form of twin tails and blue eyes." Let's check the Ichiraku, he might be there eating ramen" said the blonde. " Smart idea, Narumi-nee" said Mito as both girls dashed off to their favorite ramen stand.

Meanwhile in Limbo

Naruto was in the middle of sparring with Rentarou, when he suddenly stopped. "Naruto, why did you stop" said Rentarou. " I have a feeling someone just made a horrible mistake" said Naruto as he threw a blade of wind at Rentarou." Hey, I said no wind blades" said Rentarou as he fired a bullet at Naruto . " Oh that's it, you son of a bitch" said Naruto as he gave Rentarou a kick at the nuts. Every person in limbo swore they heard a little girl scream.

Five years later…

Naruto's five years of torture had finally ended, since all of his senseis have deemed his ready. A lot of things happened. Naruto mastered Kenjutsu and received a blade from Basara called Twilight. It was a long blade with a purple hilt(Twilight from Mahou Sensou).The next year Lelouch lost to Naruto in chess. This caused everyone to be dumbfounded, but not more than Lelouch, whose expression then turned to pride, knowing that his student has surpassed him. Naruto then managed to out maneuver Rentarou, which Naruto beat to a pulp.

Hey, if your trainer kept kicking your ass, you would want to kick his ass right back. Lastly, Naruto was approached by Susanoo to be his contractor, to which Naruto accepted.

"Alright then Naruto-kun" said Kami, but she was cut off by the sound of someone coughing. " Don't you mean Kazuma" said a girl with long black hair and gold eyes. She was wearing a black kimono that emphasized the curves Kami did not have. " Yeah, yeah Yami" said Yami.

During his third year, Naruto asked Kami to change his hair eyes and name. He no longer wanted to be called Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. After much debate, they settled on the name Kazuma Yagami. Naruto then changed his hair to brown and his eyes were now brown as well.

" Whatever, after five years of training, I think you are now ready to defeat Madara and stop him from reviving Kaguya" said Kami. " Yeah sure" said Kazuma lazily. " I swear Yami, he spends one day with you and Susanoo, then he comes back like this, lazy as hell" said Kami. Yami just stuck her tongue out. " Now then Kazuma, you will return to the Konohagakure today, any questions?" asked Kami. " Yeah, when will you shut your yaps and get on with it" said Kazuma. Kazuma was then kicked out of limbo.

Literally Kami kicked him in the ass making him go back to Konoha. Must have been a painful kick. " Damn, pettanko" said Kazuma as he rubbed his ass and went towards a nearby apartment complex. " Thankfully, Yami gave me a few thousand ryo" said Kazuma as he bought a cheep apartment for 500 ryo a month. " Alright then" said Kazuma as he jumped into the bed and took a nap.

Hey you would be tired too if you got your ass kicked.