Vegeta's Horrible Day by Kawa
Bulma, Trunks and Goten all wanted to go to the beach one sunny
Saterday
after noon. The only problem was that Vegeta wouldnt ride in the car.
"I am not riding in that contraption!" he yelled at his wife.
"Oh Vegeta stop being such a baby now get in!"
Vegeta seeing that he couldnt win this argument reluctantly climbed in
the
car.
On the way to the beach Goten and Trunks sang "We gotta power" all the
way.
Their voices way off key and driving Vegeta up the wall. When they
arrived
at the two young saiyans jumped out of the car and ran down to the
water
taking their shirts and shoes off along the way.
"Wait come back you two! You need sunblock!!" Bulma yelled but to no
avail
they were already screaming and jumping in the waves. She sighed and
started
to set out the blanket and the cooler. When she noticed that Vegeta
still was
in his tight blue working outfit.
"Vegeta why arent you in your swim shorts?" she asked
"I am not wearing swim shorts" Vegeta growled.
"Bejita! You go and change before I have to carry you in there!"
Vegeta glared at her as he picked up his shorts and went into a
dressing
room.
When he came out he was wearing bright hawaiian swim shorts.
"Oh honey they look so cute on you!" Bulma cried and she gave him a
hug. "See
that wasnt so bad was it?"
Vegeta smiled a fake smile and helped unload the rest of the stuff from
the
car.
When they were done Bulma put on her tanning oil and laid down on the
blanket. Vegeta sat down beside her and hugged his knees. As he sat
there and
watched his son and his friend play he smiled a little and found
himself
relaxed and very happy. He yawned and stretched out on the blanket for
a long
nap. A few minutes later he felt something land on his face. He wiped
it off
and looked at his hand. A white glob was smeared all over it.
"What the..." he said then another landed on top of his head. He looked
up
and seagulls were flying around his head ,and another pooped and it
landed
right on Vegeta's nose.
"I hate birds" Vegeta said under neath his breath. Then he glanced over
at
Bulma. She was fast asleep not one drop had landed on her.
Vegeta turned toward the sky and grinned evily. A small energy ball
formed in
his hand and grew bigger and bigger. When Vegeta decided it was big
enough he
released it and there was painful squak from the birds and a shower of
smoking feathers fell down from the sky. Vegeta chuckled and went back
to
napping. Later he was awaken again excpet this time he found he was
barried
in sand. Goten and Trunks sat laughing on either side of him. Vegeta
was
about to yell when he saw Bulma smiling at him. He smiled weakly and
then
glared at Trunks and Goten. Just as he was about to get out of the sand
barrial he noticed that Trunks and Goten were pointing at his chest and
laughing. Vegeta tried to see what they were pointing at but couldnt.
Then a
huge red claw loomed over his head.
"What the...OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW" he screamed. The fiddler crab had pinched
his
nose and was not going to let it go. Vegeta freed his arm from the sand
and
grabbed the crap and crushed it to tiny pieces. With his nose throbbing
he
stood up and glared at all three of the culprits.
"We are going home NOW!" he yelled and he stomped off toward the car.
When they reached home Vegeta went to go change.
"Vegeta honey I wouldnt put on a shirt if I were you!" Bulma said
warningly.
"Be quiet woman!" he yelled back.
Bulma shook her head and waited for a scream. Wich came a few seconds
later.
"MY SHOULDERS THEY BURN!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Cause you didnt put sunblock on dear" Bulma said calmly.
Then the telephone rang and Bulman answered it.
"Hello?, OH hi Goku" "Next weekend? Let me ask Vegeta"
Then she turned to Vegeta who stood in the middle of the kitchen his
armed
gently crossed. Sand covered his body. His shoulders and face were
bright red
and white bird crap smeared on his nose and hair.
"Vegeta dear Goku wants to know if we would like to go to the beach
next
weekend."
Vegeta glared at her and then pointed his finger at the phone and blew
it up.
Then he stomped off to take a shower.
Bulma, Trunks and Goten all wanted to go to the beach one sunny
Saterday
after noon. The only problem was that Vegeta wouldnt ride in the car.
"I am not riding in that contraption!" he yelled at his wife.
"Oh Vegeta stop being such a baby now get in!"
Vegeta seeing that he couldnt win this argument reluctantly climbed in
the
car.
On the way to the beach Goten and Trunks sang "We gotta power" all the
way.
Their voices way off key and driving Vegeta up the wall. When they
arrived
at the two young saiyans jumped out of the car and ran down to the
water
taking their shirts and shoes off along the way.
"Wait come back you two! You need sunblock!!" Bulma yelled but to no
avail
they were already screaming and jumping in the waves. She sighed and
started
to set out the blanket and the cooler. When she noticed that Vegeta
still was
in his tight blue working outfit.
"Vegeta why arent you in your swim shorts?" she asked
"I am not wearing swim shorts" Vegeta growled.
"Bejita! You go and change before I have to carry you in there!"
Vegeta glared at her as he picked up his shorts and went into a
dressing
room.
When he came out he was wearing bright hawaiian swim shorts.
"Oh honey they look so cute on you!" Bulma cried and she gave him a
hug. "See
that wasnt so bad was it?"
Vegeta smiled a fake smile and helped unload the rest of the stuff from
the
car.
When they were done Bulma put on her tanning oil and laid down on the
blanket. Vegeta sat down beside her and hugged his knees. As he sat
there and
watched his son and his friend play he smiled a little and found
himself
relaxed and very happy. He yawned and stretched out on the blanket for
a long
nap. A few minutes later he felt something land on his face. He wiped
it off
and looked at his hand. A white glob was smeared all over it.
"What the..." he said then another landed on top of his head. He looked
up
and seagulls were flying around his head ,and another pooped and it
landed
right on Vegeta's nose.
"I hate birds" Vegeta said under neath his breath. Then he glanced over
at
Bulma. She was fast asleep not one drop had landed on her.
Vegeta turned toward the sky and grinned evily. A small energy ball
formed in
his hand and grew bigger and bigger. When Vegeta decided it was big
enough he
released it and there was painful squak from the birds and a shower of
smoking feathers fell down from the sky. Vegeta chuckled and went back
to
napping. Later he was awaken again excpet this time he found he was
barried
in sand. Goten and Trunks sat laughing on either side of him. Vegeta
was
about to yell when he saw Bulma smiling at him. He smiled weakly and
then
glared at Trunks and Goten. Just as he was about to get out of the sand
barrial he noticed that Trunks and Goten were pointing at his chest and
laughing. Vegeta tried to see what they were pointing at but couldnt.
Then a
huge red claw loomed over his head.
"What the...OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW" he screamed. The fiddler crab had pinched
his
nose and was not going to let it go. Vegeta freed his arm from the sand
and
grabbed the crap and crushed it to tiny pieces. With his nose throbbing
he
stood up and glared at all three of the culprits.
"We are going home NOW!" he yelled and he stomped off toward the car.
When they reached home Vegeta went to go change.
"Vegeta honey I wouldnt put on a shirt if I were you!" Bulma said
warningly.
"Be quiet woman!" he yelled back.
Bulma shook her head and waited for a scream. Wich came a few seconds
later.
"MY SHOULDERS THEY BURN!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Cause you didnt put sunblock on dear" Bulma said calmly.
Then the telephone rang and Bulman answered it.
"Hello?, OH hi Goku" "Next weekend? Let me ask Vegeta"
Then she turned to Vegeta who stood in the middle of the kitchen his
armed
gently crossed. Sand covered his body. His shoulders and face were
bright red
and white bird crap smeared on his nose and hair.
"Vegeta dear Goku wants to know if we would like to go to the beach
next
weekend."
Vegeta glared at her and then pointed his finger at the phone and blew
it up.
Then he stomped off to take a shower.