Ike Drowns

By Shadowgate

It was 4:30 PM.

The South Park 911 Headquarters got a phone call.

The operator said "911 what is your emergency?"

The caller said "my brother just drowned in the bathtub and he's not breathing."

The operator asked "what's your name?"

"Kyle Broflovski and my brother's name is Ike."

The operator asked "how old is your brother?"

Kyle asked "ma'am could you repeat the question?"

The operator asked "how old is your brother?"

Kyle answered "4."

The 911 operator asked "what's your brother's name?"

Kyle said "Ike."

The 911 operator said "I've got an ambulance from Hell's Pass Hospital on the way."

Kyle said "good."

The 911 operator asked "does your little brother have a pulse?"

Kyle said "I didn't check but he did spit up water so let me recheck for a pulse and breathing."

Kyle puts his ear up to Ike's chest.

He then said into his cellphone "I put my ear up to his chest and I couldn't hear breathing or a heartbeat."

The 911 operator said "do you know CPR?"

Kyle said "yes and I'll get started on CPR."

10 minutes later the ambulance arrived.

IKE BROFLOVSKI WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AT THE SCENE!

At the funeral Shelia fainted twice. Kyle got hugs from classmates including Cartman.

Kenny was in shock as well and didn't say much. He couldn't believe that Ike had drowned by accident and that he'd not died in a week.

2 weeks after the funeral Kyle sent word to Stan that guests were allowed in the house and Kyle also said he'd tell everyone in class tomorrow he could have visitors. That was on a Sunday two weeks after Ike died.

After Stan and Kyle got off the bus Kyle invited Kenny, Stan, and Cartman over.

When they got inside Kyle's house Kyle showed them the door to Ike's room was shut.

When they entered Kyle's room Stan noticed books about serial killers Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, and John Wayne Gacy by Kyle's bed.

When Stan pointed them out Kyle said "oh yes I'm studying to be a lawyer like my dad and if I want to go into criminal law those are books one might read."

Cartman said to Kyle "you've shown great strength and maturity through your time of loss Kyle."

Kyle replied "to hear those words from your mouth Eric Cartman shows you've done some growing as well."

Kyle and Cartman hug.

THE END