Disclaimer: I do not own Steven Universe. Steven Universe is the sole property of Rebecca Sugar and CartoonNetwork studios.
Author Disclaimer: This is not canon, this is my take on what happened after Peridot landed and where Peridot landed.
P.S. Fuck Geography. Her ship lands where I say it does. ^-^
Enjoy. ^^
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"Fucking morons!", I grumble, kicking at the ground with my foot as I walk through down the trail. "I can't fucking believe they would do that. I mean, C'mon! Who the hell sells their kids stuff for weed money!?" I grab a branch from the path and chunk it as far as I can, "Assholes!" I then began to kick the living hell out of a rotten tree stump, letting my anger roll out. Each kick sent rotten wood chips flying out in all directions.
Why am I so angry you ask? Well that's easy. Just imagine this. You've had a rough day at school. Teachers talked down to you, your fellow classmates berate you, and to make all things worse, your lover dumps your sorry ass because they can't stand to be associated with a loser. Now, if you where any normal teenager, you would want to get home and relax. Listen to music, play some video games, y'know... normal teenager shit. You get home, throw your school shit into the corner and sit down on your bed. You close your eyes and take a deep breath letting your mind calm for a second, then you open your eyes. You look around your room and notice that all your shit is gone. Your TV, your games, your stereo, your laptop, all of it, gone. Then when you ask your parents where it all is; they say, "We had to pawn it all to pay bills and buy weed."
So yeah, I'm pissed! I mean really pissed! And the sad part is, they didn't buy any of it. I did. I worked my ass of at a shitty job for shitty pay so that I could have something for myself. It took my well over three years to get it all. Then I get home and they traded it all for bill and weed money! Fucking pricks! And the excuse of paying bills doesn't fly! I've been paying the bills since I was a freshman in highschool. Now I'm a senior and I still pay the bills, and buy the food, and keep the house in shape.
Unlike my shitty excuse for parents. I never dropped out of highschool, unlike them. I never cared for weed, unlike them. I found it nasty and sickening. The smell of it is putrid and the way people act when they're high is straight up idiotic. I can't remember how many times I've wanted to smash one of my parents heads in for being stupid. And yes, I love my parents, but they can really irritate me sometimes.
I sigh loudly and look up at the sky. The bright, fluorescent moon peeked from around the curling branches of the tree tops. I take a deep breath and exhale slowly. I could feel my muscles relax and my mind clear. I alway come to this trail when I'm upset. It's like my own little sanctuary, a home away from home. I love the feeling of the nature around me. The trees with their seasonally changing colours, the animals with their melody like calls, and the smell of fresh pine and oak. I'm not sure why all this appeals to me, but I just chock it all up to my mom getting high during pregnancy.
I laugh a little and then continue on the path. I'm still pissed beyond belief, but not as pissed as before. I know that I'm going to have to go down to the pawn shop, pay of the owner, and get my shit back. That will take at least six months, if not more. I wish I could just...
I dont have time to finish that thought as I'm rocketed back by a force stronger than gravity. One second I'm standing, the next I'm on my ass and my ears are ringing. I try is see what caused the sudden propulsion, but my vision is blurry and I can't make out much. All I can see is a large crater in front of me. 'Is that what knocked me back?' I try to stand but my mind is not ready for the sudden movement and I collapse to the ground. 'A fucking Meteor?' I close my eyes for a second, trying to let my eyes rest for a moment.
"What the hell?!" I groan, trying to shake away the fog within my mind, "Some stupid piece of space junk just had to crash here? Why couldn't it have crashed in Canada or something?!" I shakily reached up and grabbed hold of a branch. At first my hand slipped. I looked over and saw that it was covered in blood and dirt, I must have hit the ground harder than I thought. I grasp for the branch again and hold it tightly. Using what little upper body strength I had, I pulled myself off the ground and leaned against the tree for support. I winced in pain as I tried to apply pressure to my left foot. It felt as if something was broken, but I couldn't be sure. I would have to get it looked at later.
I scanned the area again, my vision getting a little better, but still foggy. I slowly hobble over to the crater, trying to see exactly what threw me off the trail. As I reach the gaping maw of the hole I begin to notice something strange. There is a fluorescent, green glow coming from within the crater. I squint, trying to get a better look at the strange object. It's spherical... in a sense. It has several huge dents as well as some pieces torn from it. It could have passed for a normal meteor, except it was green... and glowing.
"I think I'm going insane." I say out loud, letting out a small chuckle which soon escalated into a full blown ecstatic cackle. I tried to stop, but I couldn't. I couldn't stop laughing.
"What are the odds!?" I shout. "That on one of the most stressful days of my life, when I already want to destroy any and all living things; That this piece of shitty space junk crashes right into my sanctuary, my refuge, my escape!" I continue laughing maniacally as I climb down into the pit. "The fucking shitty piece of trash that has nothing better to do than crash down in the middle of my beautiful forest!" I pick up a stray branch and raise it above my head and began striking the green atrocity with it.
"I fucking hate you, you piece of rotten space junk! Why did you come here? You couldn't have landed somewhere else?!" I keep striking the orb and with each hit I let out a laughing, enraged comment.
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I stop. "What the...", I watch as a small portion of the globe opens, receding within itself. What I see makes me freeze completely. There's someone inside. Resting within is a human woman, well, somewhat human. Her skin was a light shade of green. Her clothes were strange and foreign. She also had a strange object on her forehead. It looked like a type of gemstone. Her eyes were closed and she was bleeding from her nose and mouth.
I instantly started to panic. I pulled out my cell to call the authorities, but all I got was an empty dial tone. Fucking hell. What the fuck do I do now. There's a strange green woman in the middle of the woods and I know that I'm not the only one who saw the meteor crash. People will be coming soon and if they see her and the meteor then the government will get involved. Damnit. Why the hell did this have to be me? Why is it always me?