It was
early one morning and Risa had just awoken. She looked at her
surrounding to find she was in the family bathtub, laying just a few
metres from an empty bottle of burben. She got out of the bathtub and
looked at herself in the mirror. Her blonde hair was scruffy and
dirty. She noticed she was wearing no clothes. "Oh my God"
she thought to herself "What did I do last night...?"
All
of a sudden she heard the doorknob to the bathroom turn, and in
walked Krad.
"Hello, muffin top!" screamed Krad. Out of nowhere Risa let out a blood-curdling scream. "What did we do last night?!" asked Risa.
"Well, where do I start? First
there was the loud, ear piercing animal sounds, then the sweat
started pouring off us, and of course who could forget all that
thrashing about? I'm exhausted!" said Krad.
"So, we...
we …. made love...?" asked Risa.
"Made love? Where
would you get an idea like that" reasured Krad, "The animal
sounds were all the echnidnas that we saw, and the sweat strated
pouring off us when we got to the reptile section.. lets face it,
neither of us like snakes! And all that thrashing around? It was only
the rhinos getting fired up. We went to the zoo, you sicko!"
At
that moment Dark walked in with his boyfriend, Anthony Callea.
"Hey,
honeys!" Dark said "Do you like my new stilletoes?"
"Why
yes, they are very sexy" said Krad "and if you were a
woman, I would probably date you!"
"He's mine, bitch!"
cried Anthony Callea as he bitch slapped Krad with his handbag.
"Now
calm down, boys, no need to fight over me..." Dark said,
flipping his long, luschious, pink hair over his shoulder.
"So,
everyone, do you want to go and visit Riku? I think we should! Come
on honeys" said Anthony Callea, who was ever such good friends
with Riku.
When they got to Riku's place she told them to come in
and remove all of their clothes. They sat down on the couch and
noticed the large collection on whips and chains in the corner of the
room. Riku set out a 'snack', which consisted of whipped cream
and bananas.
"Oh, I wonder what will happen next…."
said Anthony Callea, longing to wear the pair of ass-less chaps
hanging in the closet.
Riku returned to the room, oblivious to
what had happened. "Why are none of you wearing any clothes..."
she asked in disbelief. Why were there naked people on her couch?
She
asked them all to leave, and they did, after putting their clothes
back on of course.
THE END!