Hello. If you've already read this story, then you might want to just skip to episode 8. I'm revising the entire story. It's been far too long since I updated and this story is written terribly. So, I'm going to do my best to fix it. Thanks for reading and R&R.

Naruto woke up around 7:30 am he did his usual thing. Wake up, eat ramen, take a bath, put on his orange-jumpsuit, attempted to fix his hair (Which never works), slipped on his sandals, and then forget that he had a camping trip to go on at 7:00 am. 'Wait a minute...' Naruto thought. "OH MY GOD I"M GOING TO BE LATE!" Naruto said, but he already was late. Naruto raced down the streets to get to the bus. "Wait! Wait!" Naruto yelled to the bus driver. Naruto barely made it on time. "Phew thanks for waiting for me!" Naruto said. Naruto looked around the bus, he saw everyone except perfect little Sasuke.

Sasuke walked in the bus, Naruto quickly turned around to face the raven headed-boy. "What ya'll been up two? If you catch my drift" Sasuke said looking down on two girls. The two girls nearly fainted from Sasuke horrible grammar.

Shikamaru just set there wondering why girls liked Sasuke. 'Man, how troublesome girls are...' Shikamaru stood deep in his thoughts. The bus finally left Konahakagure behind in the dust. Now they are setting off in a new direction to become a Chunin, then a Jonin and then an Anbu. Naruto imaginations went wild after becoming an Anbu, he would win Sakura's heart. It was like a dream come true. But only in his dreams. Naruto looked out of the window looking at every branch they went by.

Soon they made there way to the Camp that was 6 hours, 48 minutes and 19 seconds. Naruto thought it was a nightmare. Naruto was the first one out.

"Finally, my ass as feeling in it! There is a god!" Naruto felt blood rush back too his ass in relief.

Sasuke walked out of the bus all calm. 'Damn my ass needed air.' Sasuke thought with a smirk on his face of relief.

Sakura and the rest of his posy followed him out of the bus. Rock-lee youthfully jumped out of the bus

"Gai-Sensei! The spring of youth granted my ass life again!" Lee said and Flipped by Sakura. "Youth says that you like someone who is fearless, handsome, charming and loving, If i'm correct." Lee said with confidence.

"You are right Lee, and he isn't you. He's Sasuke. He's so beautiful, so sexy, so charming, so lovely! So...so... so everything a girl ever wanted!" Sakura screamed out loud and all the other girls screamed in chorus.

Everyone walked to the main part of the camp where you sign in and get selected to spend the rest of the summer with your room mates. Sarutobi walked up and spoken to every Genin there. "Everyone that is here, I would like to thank you for coming. Some people didn't come, so for everyone that did, I'll give them all cookies. Now stand your ass up and get this straight through your head. I'm going to tell you who your going to share your room with. Now listen closely, if you so called fuck up once your out of here. You understand, shit-heads?" Sarutobi asked.

All the genins nodded their heads. "Alright. I'll give you the names of people that you will be sharing a dorm with. Naruto Uzumaki, you will be sharing a room with Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Suigetsu, Kiba Inuzuka, Choji Akimichi and Haku and Deidara. You are asigned to room number 1. Room number 2: Kimimaro, Kabuto, Kankuro Subaku, Sabaku no Gaara, Neji Hyuuga, Rock Lee, Shino Abraume and Tobi. For room 3: Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Temari Subaku, Tenten, Tayuya, Konan and Karin. Everyone that I already called out, get your crap in your room now!" Sarutobi said. All the people he called went to their rooms. Naruto started to unpack his stuff in his room, when he noticed that it was gorgeous. The room had 4 windows, 3 bath rooms, 4 bed rooms, 2 beds in each room. It had it's on little kitchen and in the living room was a plasma screen Television, a 4 seater couch, with 2 reading chairs and 2 gigantic fluffy pillows to sit on. Some beautiful red curtains hanged over the windows. There was already some food in the kitchen, it looked like they just put it in there.

Naruto was amazed with what he saw. He looked out the window. There was a beach not too far away. The water looked so pure, Naruto could stare at it all day long. NOT. Naruto got bored from not talking, so he tried to start a conversation. "Hey, do any of you have a Nintendo Wii?" Naruto asked them. Sasuke looked up.

"Nope." Sasuke leaned back in his chair.

"Who cares about Wii? I would rather play with hard, big packing-" Haku speech was interrupted while playing with a ping-pong.

"Don't finish that sentence, Haku. That's something straight guys wouldn't like to hear." Kiba said rubbing the back of his head. Haku stopped playing ping-pong.

"What? All I was going to say was hard, big packing game. Like Gears Of War." Haku said sitting back down and playing with his ping-pong.

"Oh." Kiba said.

"What did you think I was going to say? And what were you talking about? With, 'straight guys wouldn't like to hear?" Haku asked.

"Umm, nothing!" Kiba said.

"Yeah, Kiba. That was totally uncalled for." Sasuke said.

"Yeah Kiba, that made you look like a total ass." Shikamaru said.

"Hey! you guys thought he was going to say it too!" Kiba said trying to defend himself.

"Thought I would say what?" Haku asked sucking on some ice cream.

"Umm...It's really hard with you sucking on it like a- Omg. I won't even say it." Kiba said slapping his forehead.

"You're so nasty Kiba!" Naruto said.

"What? What was he going to say?" Haku asked impatiently.

"I was going to say! umm..." Kiba tried to bide time.

"Were you going to call me gay?" Haku asked tilting his head to the side.

"No! Of course I waassss-not! Going to call you that!" Kiba said.

"You were!" Haku said crying.

"OH great. Now look what you did. You know Haku's sensitive. He would never try to hurt anyone. And to think you would call him that Kiba! Shame on you!" Sasuke said. "Come here, Haku. Give Sasuke a big ol' hug." Sasuke said hugging Haku.

"Stop making me look like the bad guy!" Kiba said.

"Then tell me what you were going to say!" Haku asked.

"I...I...I" Kiba said.

"Hurry up and spit it out you fucking faggot." Haku said. Sasuke was in total shock of what Haku just said.

"Wait, what?" Kiba asked in shock.

"Did I stutter, bitch?" Haku asked him. Sasuke backed off Haku.

"Umm, Haku?" Sasuke asked.

"What do you want, chicken shit?" Haku replied

"What's gotten into him?" Naruto asked Suigetsu.

"What hasn't gotten out of you, Naruto Uzumaki? Like that dildo you shoved up your ass." Haku said. Everyone stared at Naruto.

"I-I don't know what he's talking about!" Naruto said.

"On March the 5th, you stole an 82 year old woman's dildo. You shoved it up your ass cause you wanted to show Sakura that you were so called, 'versatile'." Haku said. Everyone looked back at Naruto.

"It was once! Sue me!" Naruto said.

An alarm went off. The speakers turned on inside of everyone's room. "Hey, you fuck-ugly children, Get your asses outside now!" Sarutobi said.

"Hey, what do you know. That's my first client when I turned into a prostitute. Man he was good. Well, better go see what he wants." Haku said walking out the room towards Sarutobi.

"I was right!" Kiba said.

"That still makes you a jackass." Suigetsu said.

"Hey! did you hear him? He just called me fugly! No one calls me fugly and gets away with it!" Naruto said.

"1: He said 'fuck-ugly'. 2: Your fugly. Now let's go." Sasuke said getting up to walk out the room. Everyone walked outside to see Sarutobi on stage. Everyone walked up to the stage.

"Is everyone here?" Sarutobi looked around the crowd. He saw no one was missing. (As if he could tell). "Hey, shit heads, listen up. We have strategically hid items, (In plain sight) in the forest for you to find. Now, if you don't find any of the items, you'll be punished by me, personally. Cause I like hurting children. But that's not the point. (Yes it is). So, do your best to find them. Oh and if you do, you get a prize for every treasure you find. Good luck, and don't die. Begin!" Sarutobi said. The children hopped into the forest.

I hope you like the revised version better than the original. Have a nice day and R&R!