Are you serious?

by Prolixius5

Series of drabbles or OS, not necessarily related to the episodes... The first one may sound totally weird. Sometimes, it happens, you know, when neurones are not fully functional in the morning . I hope you'll have fun. More to come.

1. Word game

Word Game

Sometimes, silly ideas just pop in my head. I know the most difficult thing to write is humor in a non-native language. So please, show mercy on this one. I hope you'll enjoy it.
The place is: 12th Precinct
The actors: Castle and Esposito. Castle speaks first.
Drabble. OS.

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Hey, Mister ?

Are you calling me "Mister", Mr ?

Not Mr Mister

How can I help you, Mr …Richard …Castle?

I thought you were gonna say Richard Page

Don't make me laugh: you are a writer

He was too

He wrote songs, dude!

Do you want me to sing to you?

No, thanks, it just stopped raining

I got a pretty voice, you know

I don't doubt it

C'mon on, be a sport

Richard Lambourne?

As in Bourne Identity?

I won't follow you there

Am I going too fast?

Too high!

Richard the Lionheart

He did have a Castle!