Disclaimers -- strong sexual situations and language. reader beware if that isn't your thing

note -- this isn't my usual writing style (smut) so gentle feedback please?

Agent Scully was bored. She and Mulder had been sitting in this hot, stuffy car for hours now on a supposedly important stakeout. They knew better. This was just some jerkoff assignment designed to keep the two of them out of "trouble"

She leaned back against the seat and closed her eyes. "How much longer do we have to sit here?" she grumbled.

"Until the bossman says we can leave" Mulder replied, fingers drumming absent-mindedly on the steering wheel.

Scully turned and leaned over the back of the seat, rummaging for something on the floorboards.

Mulder watched her with a bemused expression on his face. "What are you looking for?" he asked, his eyes wandering to her ass. He was a man, he couldn't help himself.

"My laptop. I thought you said you were gonna put it in the car for me" she said.

"whoops, sorry. I guess I forgot" Mulder said sheepishly.

Scully sighed. "Now what am I supposed to do for fun?"

Mulder coughed. He could think of a few things.

Scully slumped down into her seat. "Were you enjoying the view?" she knew he'd been looking at her.

Mulder shrugged nonchalantly. "Was alright"

"Just alright?" Scully smirked, a teasing grin on her face.

"Okay, was better than alright" he admitted.

Scully nodded. Wheels turning in her head and in one swift move, she was straddling him. "What about this... is this just alright?" she questioned.

Mulder squirmed. "Scully..." his voice trailed off. He wasn't expecting her to make the first move.

She leaned forward and kissed him, tentatively at first as if asking permission. Mulder let out a moan, so she plunged her tongue into his mouth. The next few moments were a blur as her underwear ended up on the seat next to them and Scully had no idea how he'd gotten them off of her.

"How did he do that? I'm fucking Houdini" she thought. "Oh, God Mulder" she moaned against his mouth as he corkscrewed one, and then two fingers inside her, his thumb making lazy circles around her clit.

A few minutes later, Mulder moved his hand away. Scully started to protest, but he kissed her to silence her. She yanked his pants and boxers down as far as she could manage while he was still sitting in his seat.

"Off, these need to come off. Now." She demanded. Mulder laughed and lifted himself (and her) up so she could yank them down further. "Much better" she said, fingers now running the length of his erection.

"Scully..." Mulder let out a soft groan, which turned into a loud moan as she guided him into her. And then she did something he really wasn't expecting. She rode him. Hard. "God, Scully!" Mulder gasped. He didn't know she had it in her. Scientific Scully. Always keep your nose clean, Scully. Never let them see your emotions, Scully. She was a wild woman. Mulder liked it. Fuck that. He loved it.

She reached her climax moments later, moaning his name loudly over and over again. Hearing her say his name like that was enough to make him reach his own climax. When it was all over, Scully collapsed against his chest. Their hearts were racing.

"Wow" was all Mulder could manage.

"Wow" Scully repeated.

Mulder kissed the top of her head. "Why hadn't we done that sooner?"

Scully shrugged. "No idea" she said breathlessly. "But I do have one question"

"Yeah?"

Scully reached over and grabbed her underwear off the seat. "Okay, Houdini... how'd you get these off of me?"

Mulder chuckled. "A magician never reveals his secrets"

FIN