One fine day Inyuasha was riding his lawn mower down the street, when along came Kegomay. "Hello Kikio" screamed Inyuahsa over the loud rumbling of the lawn mower's engine. Kigomey gave him a death glare then asked him to turn off his lawn mower, so he did.
"Wanna go to the clock shop?" asked kikio.. I mean Kigomay. "Sure" replied Inyuasha "I love looking at black boards" and the two of them began to walk down the street. As Inyuasha skipped down the footpath his short, green hair glistened in the sunlight. Soon enough they had reach the clockshop, where they went straight to the blackboard section.
"I like this one" said Inyuasha "it would look great with some chalk on it" he continued. "Why, yes" said Kegomai. After examining the other blackboards the two of them ended up purchasing a blackboard along with a nifty duster. "Come on, let's go back to my place and test them out" said Inyuasha. "Uh.. uh.. well.. ok" replied Kegomay, and the two of them headed back to his place.
"Just put the blackboard over there" said Inyuasha, pointing to an empty corner of his bedroom."..then touch me in the pants" Inyuasha said with a smirk.
"WHAT!" screamed Kigomey as she turned around in shock. "I said Don't sit on that pair of pants on my bed" said Inyuasha. "What pair of pants? There's no pair of pants on your bed.." said Kegomay. "I just.. I moved them. Geez, talk about sensitive! So, I'm bored. Do you think we should go visit Kikio?" asked Inyuasha. "Should we ever!" said Kegomay ever so excitedly, and they began to walk to Kikio's place.
Soon enough they reached Kikio's house. As they rang the doorbell they caught a glimpse of him through the window practicing his ballet routine, but he came and answered the door regardless. When he opened the door they got a full look at his pretty pink, sparkling tutu. "So, how was the operation, Kikio?" asked Kegomay. "Ah, well, you know I can't complain I supposed, but I tell you now that this sure beats using strap-ons!" replied Kikio. "So, are you going to just stand there all day?" asked Kikio ushering Inyuasha into the house, then quickly slamming and locking the door before Kegomai had a chance to come in.
"Oh, what a nice ass you have!" said Kikio. "Oh.. look.. You dropped a piece of chalk on the floor" said Kikio, pulled a peice of chalk from Inyuasha's pocket and throwing it to the ground "You better turn around and pick it up.."
As Inyuasha turned around to pick up the chalk Kikio licked his lips in delight "Rock hard ass..." muttered Kikio under his breath. At this point Inyuasha turned around outraged. "Are you serious?! Come off it, you're a dude for God's sake!" said Inyuasha.
"Well, that won't stop me!" said Kikio, as a giant grin spread across his face.