Bernkastel in Dreamland

Vocaloid plus our Facebook Roleplay group is the inspiration for this. I'll first start with my character, and her relationship, THEN go into Alicekastel.

Chapter 1: The Last Queen, Like It or Not

The kingdom was expected to witness every execution the Queen mandated necessary to view, which was every other execution. The ones the King of Hearts conducted, according to the people, if there were any, must be done privately. The Queen ordered her subjects to view the execution for several reasons she made rather obvious.

Eva-Beatrice Yami, the Endless Witch and wife to Mariku the King, was madly in love with her husband, quite literally. Anyone she caught attempting to flirt with him, gave him a lustful glance, or looked interested in him was either executed on the spot or locked in the dungeon to the point of dehydration, and then killed with a guillotine. So, the subjects were typically scared into her wish for them to stay away from her love, though some were clearly stupid and never got the message, thus having the Queen repeat the process.

Aside from her love of killing cruelly and unusually, she wanted to impress her dear Mariku. She naturally worshiped Yuno Gasai as the yandere goddess, and knew that Mariku was fond of bloodshed himself, so she offered these witless subjects as sacrifices to both Mariku and Yuno. Unsurprisingly, he cuddled her like a puppy after the executions.

None of the subjects of this twisted Wonderland would have expected the Queen and King to have children, since Eva-Beatrice wanted her husband's attention almost constantly, but they had two adopted children: Satoshi and Satoko Houjou. Eva-Beatrice spoiled them "sweetly," as she put it. She also had a servant, Mammon of Greed, who was also "spoiled sweetly".

Eva-Beatrice enjoyed her life as the Queen of Hearts, even if she resented that some of her subjects wanted her husband. One day, she sat in his lap on his throne. "Marik-sama, I think I am with child… your child, of course. I want to name our child, if it's a girl… Yasu."

"Is that so… after your relative with a split personality…" Mariku put his arms around her waist. "I presume that our daughter would be just as insane as we are, if not more so."

"Marik-sama, please make love to me." Mariku looked at his wife, skeptical. "Don't worry. Doing it while I'm pregnant won't hurt Yasu, I swear on it." Eva-Beatrice kissed him.

The Hatter, Eva-Beatrice's little sister, dragged in a woman by her hair. "Aneki! Dead!"

Eva-Beatrice stepped down, taking her sister's hat off and ruffling her hair. "Thank you, Rena. Feel free to take Mammon with you in search of cute things. Such a sweet girl." Rena bowed, and took off with Mammon. The witch stopped smiling gently and had the demented look of a demon twisted onto her face, directed at her subject. "You fools truly are foolish. Marik-sama is all mine, and yet you lust after him… When will you idiots learn this lesson, I wonder?"

The Queen's older brother, the White Rabbit, sighed. "Just execute her, imouto."

Eva-Beatrice cackled. "How perfecto, Bakura-Onii-kun! Off. With. Her. HEAD." Eva-Beatrice made an axe appear in her hand and cut off her shrieking subject's head. "Not even you should have to pick up that disgusting wench's head, Onii-kun. I'll gladly remove it. Siesta 410! Move the body! Onii-kun, please entertain Marik-sama while we do this, or else." Eva-Beatrice casually picked up the head, and the bunny girl with short light blue hair used her energy lines to carry the body. They went out to the moat and tossed in the head and body for the sea monsters to devour, as they always did. "Thank you, Siesta 410. Go wherever…"

"Thank you, Eva-sama, nyeh! Ni hi hi!" Siesta 410 vanished, Eva-Beatrice alone.

Eva-Beatrice sighed. "Marik-sama, I love you. Why will those wretched wenches never realize that you're all mine, and that I'm entirely yours? I'm always falling in love with you, and you aren't even trying to make me fall in love. Now, the things that will definitely kill me are the Blue Truth, boredom, and not being with you… anyone who gets between us… will die. No one will ever love you like I do… and now that we have Yasu, you can't leave me, or I'll end up indiscriminately killing everyone dear to us… like Medea, you know!" she laughed.

"Aneki! Mammon-chan and I found and brought the Alice to you!" Rena ran up to her sister. "It's Bernkastel-sama… she's Alice. She said she followed Aniki, but lost him somewhere along the way…" Rena clasped her hands. "Bernkastel-sama looks so cute! She really does!"

Eva-Beatrice smiled, missing how Rena spoke in third-person. "Thank you, Rena."

Mammon and Bernkastel approached them. "Ah, Bernkastel-sama. Onii-kun will probably be quite excited to see you. But first… we have to play mind games with him and pretend to torture you, when in actuality… my servants will be catering to your whims." Eva-Beatrice curtsied to the superior witch, surprising the two men right behind her. "Siestas, take Bernkastel-Alice-sama away to the…" she coughed, "dungeon. There, we will torture her."

Rena clapped. "Yay! I guess that's more bonding time for Aneki and Mariku-kun!"

Bernkastel faked a frightened tone. "Oh no! You have to rescue me, Bakura-sama!"

The Siestas led Bernkastel away; Bakura tried to strangle his regal sister. "Evatrice! You're effing torturing my WIFE! I'd steal Marik away from you, but that isn't enough!"

Evatrice scoffed. "Idiot Onii-kun… I have a proposal for you, in return for her freedom. Go out and bring the miserable wenches in the kingdom that want MY Marik-sama, and bring them to me for execution, or kill them on the spot. I don't care what you do, as long as they're dead. Thank Ra war crime trials don't exist here in Wonderland…" She grinned.

Bakura sighed. "Whatever, imouto. Lisette makes a better Queen, but I'll go do as you wish… though I'm not doing it for you, you know. It's to make you let Bernakstel-sama go free."

Evatrice giggled, clinging to Mariku. She pointed her wand at her brother and held it at his neck. "Do whatever it takes to bring the majority of them here, or it's off with her head~!"

Rena curtsied. "Aniki, you're such a tsundere. You're so easy to troll, you are."

Bakura stormed over to the little town near the castle, where most of the "miserable wenches" lived that he knew of. Rena and Mammon ran off in the direction of the tea party.

Eva-Beatrice smiled. "Marik-sama! Let's go torture some victims, or each other!"

"I'll torture you the way you like me to…" Mariku picked up his witch and carried her to their room, tickling her under her chin the whole time. "You certainly enjoy this torture…"

"Kya ha ha ha! I-I do…!" Eva-Beatrice laughed. "Th-thank you, Marik-sama…"

In actuality, Bakura was less reasonable and actually hid Bernkastel, who is currently plotting an escape from where Bakura hid her. Evatrice is just blackmailing the heck out of him. Though Evatrice's husband is referred to as Mariku out of quotations and with others, he's called Marik in front of him, Bernkastel, and Bakura.

Author's Notes

Yuno Gasai, yandere goddess-Scroll halfway down the page of Parthenon of Emotions on tvtropes and find the entry on Yuno Gasai. She's also classified as the Goddess of Mad Love, with her love interest Yukiteru as the God of Mad Love.

Yasu-Yasu is the name of the true identity of the Golden Witch in Umineko No Naku Koro Ni and Umineko Chiru. Yasu's gender is unknown and Yasu has at least three split personalities.

Foolish Fools-Franziska Von Karma from Phoenix Wright calls people this.

Anyone who gets in the way…-Yuno is quoted as saying this in Mirai Mikki(Future Diary).

Medea-The lady of Greek mythology is the original yandere who killed her husband's new wife, the wife's father, and her and her husband's two sons.

Let's torture each other-Beatrice says to Battler, "Let's start torturing each other!"