Disclamer: Dis-own so no sue!
A.N.: Sorry people, I can't resist! The trailer of the latest Naruto movie, Road to Ninja, just tickled my humor nerve! The temptation! Enjoy! Un-betaed.
Warnings: cussing, shounen-ai cuteness
He didn't know what to say. Or do. Hell, he didn't know where to look at. His co-star looked mortified, embarrassed and fretful beside him. Sakura's and Kakashi's laughs seemed to make the man beside him more silent and uncomfortable as ever. The movie theater was packed with all the crew members, media workers and guests.
Naruto stifled his laughter once again after he remembered the out of characters personalities on the movie. Their latest movie was playing on the screen. But, really, what do you expect to say when you see what's going on the movie screen? A playboy and flamboyant Uchiha Sasuke? What the fuck? No wonder Itachi seemed giddy and cheerful tonight. The humor. And now Naruto got a grumpy and moody bastard to cheer up. Such a joy. Yeah, right.
He sighed. Sure, Sasuke's personality in the movie was 180 degree opposite his real one. But so were all of them.
"Bastard, stop fidgeting like some whinny baby! We all know your Uchiha-ness got huge stains in the movie but move on! It's only a movie you know. Even if you got such a.. ah, Un-Uchiha like act, I mean, like you said, no Uchiha climbed a girl balcony to woo hear or yeah, do things, life moves on. Come on, don't clamp up to me, teme!"
Sasuke turned his unbelieving eyes towards the blond. What the hell? What did he mean by 'life moves on'? Of course life's fucking moving one but his reputation! What his parents will say after they watch his latest movie? Hell, what his brother will say to the world!
The Uchiha clan always booked a theater to watch his movies but this! God forbid! What was he thinking when he said yes to this project? Damn that Kishi! Naruto's lucky that he could work with his parent and stay in character, well as an idiot dead-last like usual, but his? Not so lucky, buddy. He suppressed his frustration by letting out a huge sigh and closed his eyes. Only Naruto's sighed that caught him startled.
This moody bastard… Naruto turn to his right to catch Sasuke's eyes. He winked and pinched his nose. At the undignified squawk, he leaned to plant a kiss to the other man's cheek.
"Chill, bastard. Even if you're so out of character in this movie, to me, you will always be my bastard with an ocean like ego. Be proud! Not even that flaming-ness will deter my love for you!"
Sasuke just looked at him with a 'Are you silly, stupid or what, dumb-head?' kind of stare. But, by the way his bastard tighten his hold on his hand, he know for sure that Sasuke will be fine. Well, maybe if he didn't know that Naruto already informed Itachi and his parents for this movie premiere…
Nah, no one's gonna get hurt in the end. not even his poor rear. Right? Right. Maybe.
Owari.