Harry Potter and the Order of the Mushroom
Once upon a time a boy named Harry Potter walked into his Godfathers house. He went into the Kitchen to get himself some Flour so he could put it in his pants.
"Mushroom's it is then!" said Sirius
"What about mushroom's?" asked Harry
"Well Harry my boy. Me and the order of the Phoenix have decided that fighting Voldemort and his supporters is to dangerous for us" said Mr. Weasley "So we are renaming our "club" the order of the Mushroom and we will destroy all that is mushroomy and bad tasting! Everyone thinks it's a better idea except Dumbledore"
"But love Mushroom's" Dumbledore whined "Why can't we fight broccoli?"
"I like broccoli! Dumbledore go to your room!" yelled Sirius
"You guys are messed up! I'm staying out of this year's adventure!" said Harry he took the flour and went to play with his makeup. On the way to his room he tripped and fell down the stairs because nobody like's him.
"Come my loyal associates," said Sirius "Fallow me and I shall lead you against the evil of mushroom's" So everyone lined up behind Sirius. They all started to chant like Indians. Sirius led them out the door and to the grocery store.
"Sirius! Since when are you the leader?" said Snape "Yeah!" said everybody
"You can't be the leader! You'll be arrested for murder you jerk," yelled Mrs. Weasley
Dumbledore jumped out of a basket of strawberry's and yelled "Sirius! GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
Sirius mumbled something angrily and went home to his room