*DISCLAIMER*: I do not own 'The Loud House' this show belongs to Nickelodeon, & Chris Savino.
Hello there! It has been quite some time hasn't it since 'Loud Truth or Loud Dare' ended, just over 2 months actually.
Now, I'm gonna lay down some ground rules here, that I hope you'll respect, if not then, please don't read this story
Rule 1: No Incest... that's it, so lets get to chapter 1, shall we?
Chapter 1: Are We Really Doing This Again?
We begin this story with a teenage Lincoln Loud in his room, in these last 5 years, the young boy has became a young man, his hair now slightly longer, giving him a shaggy appearance in his teen years, & due to all his training/surviving with his older sister Lynn, he has built up some muscle, but is still rather slim in his usual orange shirt, & red underwear
"Hey!" Lincoln blushes covering himself up with his blanket, "Don't judge! Old habits die hard!"
Lincoln sighed, pulling his pants up while under the blanket so he can talk to the reader, "I thought I was done with you people after the show ended." he said softly, "Oh! Um... never mind that!" he grinned lying through his still teeth
"Anyway, I bet you're wondering how 'The Loud House' is doing after all these years... well just give me a few minutes." he open his bedroom door to look at the line to the bathroom, "As you can see, there's no line. That's because Lori, Leni, Luna, & Luan, all moved out in these few years. Lori, & Bobby, got married, & are living close by his family. Leni, & Luan, are both living at the community college in town. Oh, & Luna is out touring with her band mates just out of Royal Woods." Lincoln smiled, "She'll make it big one day." he hoped, "All of them will."
"As for the sisters that are still here." he opens one of the upstairs bedroom doors, & was instantly greeted by a pink shoe to the face, "Learn to knock!" Lola shouts slamming the door in his face
"Lola's still the same." he rubbed his injured noise. "She's a bit ticked off lately cause she's going through the... um... Lori problem age." Lincoln glanced down the hall at the picture of Lori covered with pimples hanging on the wall
"Lana moved out of their shared bedroom, she's living where Luna, & Luan, lived." he open Lanas bedroom door, & got trampled by a stampede of wild animals, "AAHHH!" he screamed, "Lincoln! What did I tell you about knocking!?" Lana shouts running after her pets
"Yep..." he got back up cracking his back, "Ow." he groaned
"Before I die, I better get to the next sister." he limped over to the door painted black, "Lucy has her own room, since Lynn moved into Loris, & Lenis room." he knocked this time on Lucys door, but got no response, "I thought she was home." he spoke to himself
"I'm right here." Lucy said standing behind Lincoln, making him scream, & jump, into the air, "Lucy!" Lincoln shouts losing his balance, & falling on his ass, of course landing on one of Lynns many sport related objects in the hall
"Why did I even leave my room?" he asked himself
"This is only the beginning dear brother, for I sense a great wave of darkness heading for our family in the near future." Lucy smiled, "Should be neat." she walked into her room, "I must speak to the spirits to prepare myself for what may come."
Getting back up, his hand on his chest feeling his heart beating faster than a speeding bullet
"Three down..." he stumbled down the hallway, "Three more to go." he struggled to hold himself up against the wall
The bathroom door open up, & a little girl with short blonde hair walked out, she smiled instantly seeing her older brother in the hall, "Linky!" Lily hollers running straight for him
"Wait! Lily! Lily!" Lincoln waved his arms as Lily jump in the air, & crashed into Lincoln, knocking him over, banging his head against the wall
"Linky! Linky! Can we play games today!" Lily was over the moon excited
"Um... I don't know Lily." Lincoln looked away, "But... but... big brother." Lily sniffed, her eyes getting watery
"Dang it." he whisper to himself, "Fine, we'll play whatever game you want."
"Yay!" Lily warped her arms around Lincoln, "Don't forget!" she ran back to her shared bedroom with Lisa
Lincoln stared up at the hallway ceiling, "If this is the best my day gets..."
"Hmm?" Lincoln looked next to him to find Lisa standing over him, "Oh, hey Lisa.", "It appears you are suffering from, what I like to call, 'The Sister Stampede'." she pulled out a small tablet, "Sign here, & I can have all your organic limbs replace with robotic enhancements." she held her tablet before her older brother
"I'll have to take a rain check, Lis." he slowly got up
"Humph, your lost." she walked back to her bedroom
"And then there was-"
"One."
Lincolns eyes widen in pure terror, he slowly turned around to see his older sister, Lynn Jr standing at the end of the hall with her arms crossed, & a grin on her face, "Sup, little bro. You saved the best for last it seems."
"AAAHHH!" Lincoln scream running as fast as he could away from
"You can't run away from... LYNNSANITY!" she roars throughout the house, & ran after her younger brother throughout the house
"Kids! Stop running in the house!" Lynn Sr shouts from the kitchen, he put his hand on top of his now completely bald head, "Listen to your father!" Rita shouts from the living room chair, she flipped the next page in her book, & moved a lock of light greyish blonde hair from her face
Lincoln jumped out of the living room window, crawling away from the house, only for a loud battle cry to put the fear of God into him, "No way out!" Lynn jumps from the window, & lands on top of Lincolns back
"Loud down! Loud down!" Lincoln had his right arm out, & tapping the front lawn
"Never surrender!" Lynn yells pulling Lincolns arms back
The flashing light got both the Loud teens attention, they looked over to see Luan with her phone out, "Heh heh." she grinned, "I incest you stop riding our brother." she giggled
Lynn Jr, & Lincoln, groaned hearing that lame attempt of a joke
"Aw. You don't seem to happy to see your favorite sister." Luan gave her younger siblings the puppy look
"Miss you too, Luan." Lynn Jr rolled her eyes, not giving in, unlike her brother, "We miss you, Luan. We miss all our siblings, equally."
"It's nice to see you aren't taking after Lynn, Linc." she helped her brother off the front lawn
"Hey, sis, why are you here? Did you get kick out of College for telling too many lame jokes?" Lynn Jr teased
"I'm just here for the week, I wanted to see my family." she pulled both of them into a hug, "Its been so long!" she smiled embracing her two younger siblings, "Luan, we saw you last week when we went to cheer you on at your comedy club." Lincoln pointed out
"I thought we were here to celebrate Lynn graduating High School next week?" Leni asked standing behind her siblings with a confused look on her face, as usual, "Leni!" Luan yells angrily at her older sister
It took Leni a good second to realized she screwed up, "Oops! Sorry." she covered her mouth with her hands
The four siblings heard an exhausted sigh, all eyes were on Lori stepping out of her car, & Bobby in the drivers seat, "I literally just told you like five seconds ago, Leni." she shook her head
Lori turned back to look at her husband, "I'll see you tomorrow, hubby-boo-boo-bear." Lori leaned into the car, & the couple became making out, Luan, Lynn Jr, & Lincoln, feeling awkward watching this, while Leni just had her usual friendly smile on her face
"See you later, babe." Bobby said, "I'll miss you." Lori said, "I'll miss you more." Bobby replied, "I'll miss you even more." Lori went on
While the two of them were stuck in a 'Miss You' Limbo, Lynn Jr gagged at the sight
"I'll miss you even more than that." Lori said as Bobby drove off, then her phone went off, "Awww." she said before turning to face her siblings, "He called to tell me how much he misses me."
Rita, & Lynn Sr, walked out of their house, "Lori! Leni! Luan!" Rita smiled seeing her babies back home, "Mom! Dad!" the three girls ran towards their parents, hugging them tightly
Lana, & Lily, ran outside to see their older sisters, they both let out a loud gasp, & got into a group hug
"This is great, the family is all back together, again." Lynn Sr said, "All we're missing is, Lisa, Lola, & Lun-"
A loud booming noise could be heard coming down the street
A party bus pulled up to the house, & standing on top of the bus was a none other than
"The Queen of Rock n' Roll herself is here! Luna Loud!" she jumped off the bus while shredding on her guitar, "Yay!" she screams lifting her guitar up in the air, "I'll be here all week!"
Once the ringing died down in everyones ears, they were more than happy to see Luna
"Luna!" Leni shouted lifting her younger sister off the ground in a bear hug, "I haven't seen you in like ever!"
"Sis! It's only been about a month!" Luna said feeling her ribs being broken
"It's been too long!" Leni cried squeezing Luna tighter
Lisa walked out of the house, with earplugs in, "It seems that my noise cancelling earplugs are fully operational." she states taking them out of her ears,"Greeting, elder siblin- Ah!" she was lifted by Leni, "Lisa!" she smiled hugging her little sister
"I have some totes super cute outfits for you to wear!"
"It's... great to see you to, Leni." Lisa said patting her older sister on the back
The last Loud was standing in the doorway of their house, hiding behind, afraid to come out into the bright light, & be seen by anyone, "Lola?" Lori looked at the front door, & took a step forward, "Don't look at me!" she shouted
"What's wrong with her?" Luna asked, the Loud parents looked at each other, "She's um... having some... issues." Lynn Sr was dancing around the answer, "She has a zit." Lana said rolling her eyes
"I'M A MONSTER!" Lola cried loudly from inside the house
"Dang it, Louds! Keep it down!" Mr. Grouse yells from his window
"He's still alive?" Lori asked amazed seeing him
"I know, right." Lynn Jr commented
"Yeah, he must be over hundred years old." Luan added
"Hi, Mr. Grouses Ghost!" Leni waved at their neighbor, whom ignored whatever she said, & slammed his window shut
The entire Loud family let out a long groan, "Leni, he isn't... oh never mind." Lori said with the wave of her hand giving up explaining that their next door neighbor isn't a ghost.
"So... my graduation." Lynn Jr said, "What did you guys get me!?" she asked hoping for all sorts of cool shit
The family all exchanged looks with each other, "Um... Junior, you aren't going to get any gifts until you actually graduate." Lynn Sr said, causing his daughter to lose her big smile
"But!" Rita stepped in front of her husband, "We do have something special plan for you."
"What is it!?" Lynn Jr could feel her excitement overflowing inside her
Leni was about to open up her mouth, but was instantly tackled by all of her siblings, "Not! One! Word!" Lori stared into Lenis eyes, "Nod, if you understand." she told her, Leni nodded
Lynn Jr growled silently to herself, Leni was the worst at keeping secrets, & this was killing her, she wanted to know, she needed to know, & she was going to find out. A wicked evil idea popped into the sports girls head, a foolproof idea to make Leni spill the beans, she just needs to plan this carefully, step by step, & she'll win, like always does.
"Come on in, kids. I can cook us up some sloppy joes for a late lunch." Lynn Sr smiled at his kids, "Can mines be extra sloppy!?" Lana raised her hand, "Mines too!" Lily raised her hand jumping up, & down
While the family made their way inside the house, Lynn Jr stayed behind, her evil plan brewing in her head, but first her stomached needed food, "I want mines to be extra sloppy too!" she ran inside the house
With everyones belly full of food, they all went their own way around the house
The parents were in the living room, with Lori, & Luan, watching TV
Lana, Lola, Lucy, & Lisa, all went to their respected rooms
Luna's in the garage setting up her equipment to practice while she's here
And Lincoln is with Lily playing some stupid video game
Lynn Jr was in her room, the steps to her master plan were almost competed, soon... very soon, she'll set her plan in motion
All she needs to do is make one simple little phone call...
"Hey, Lynn?" Leni asked looking around her bedroom, "I'm confused, where's my bedroom again? I thought it was here, but I think I'm lost."
"Leni! This is my room now!" Lynn Jr shouts
"Oh right. Sorry." she left her former bedroom
Lynn Jr was sitting on top the stairs, she was like an eagle watching her prey downstairs, & step one was about to begin
"Hmm?" Lynn Srs phone vibrated, upon expecting why his phone went off, his eyes almost flew out of their sockets, his calendar was informing him that today was the twenty-second year anniversary of when Rita, & he, got married, how in the blazes could he forget, she must be expecting him to do something special tonight.
His brain was going overtime, it was time for plan 'Forgot Anniversary, Scenario Three', "I have to pee!" he shouts running upstairs, "Lynn?" Rita asked concern over her husband odd behavior just now, he's normally weird, but this was different
In the span of a few seconds, Lynn Sr was all dressed up, & almost fell down the stairs as he was fixing his bowtie, "Kids! Your mother, & I, are going out for a um... milk run!" he came up with the worst lie ever, of all time
"A wha-" Rita was about to ask, only to be swept off her feet, & into her husbands arms, as he ran towards Vanzilla, & drove away like a madman, leaving behind their kids watching from the front door in confusion
"I thought Dad just had to pee, didn't know he also had the runs. Get it!?" Luan laughed, only to receive groans from her siblings
Before everyone could return back to whatever they were doing before, Lynn Jr blew her whistle loudly
"Lynn!" Lori yells, "What the hell was that for!?" Luna shouts, "That really blew, Lynn!" Luan chuckled
"Guys!" she stood on top the living room table, "I just had an awesome idea, to celebrate you all being here, for me, & my greatness." she bragged about herself, as usual
Everyone rolled their eyes hearing that bullshit, "You mean, how amazing it was you managed to graduate because Lisa did all the work." Lincoln stated, earning a deadly glare from his older sister
"As I was saying, before Lame-O, interrupted. I was going to suggest we order some pizza, & play a game, as a family." she smiled
The siblings mumbled among themselves, & nodded their heads, "Pizza does sound pretty good." Luna said
"What kind of game?" Lori asked with an eyebrow raised
Lucy felt a cold breeze go pass her, the darkness to come was here, "No." she said fearing what this was
"Truth or Dare." Lynn said with a grin on her face
All of her siblings stared at her like she had just lost her mind
"Are we really doing this again!?" Lincoln shouts
Let the games... begin! Next Chapter!
... I'm sorry if you guys aren't happy that I didn't even start the bloody game yet, but I wanted this first chapter to be just an opening, & to see if you lot have anymore ideas for Truths, or Dares.
To those whom already given me suggestions, I have them written down, if your dare/truth doesn't get used in this story, I'm sorry, but I just didn't see it fitting in well with what I have plan. I already know how I want to end it, I just need to connect point A to point B
Anyway, hopefully this will be better than the 1st one
Also, I know this chapter was a bit short, I actually want each chapter to be around 3k, make this last longer to be honest
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Until next time.
