Love Potion 28
The Chamber of Soap
Once upon a time there was a young man named Neal. I don't remember what he looked like but he did have green eyes.
One day Neal woke up to discover he had ran out of peach scented deodorant. The problem was that most of his friends that were guys were very feminine and used woman's deodorants. Neal sat down and thought long and hard about whom would have man's deodorant. Suddenly it came to him.
"KEL!" screamed Neal so loud that Merric came into his room and told him to shut up.
So Neal went to Kel's room and knocked on her door. "Kel!" Yelled Neal "I need to use your deodorant!"
Kel opened the door and gave him her manly deodorant. Neal used the deodorant and gave it back to Kel. Then they just stood staring at each other. After a while it turned into an awkward moment.
"AGHHHHH!" screamed Kel "I'm unpleasantly afraid of awkward moments!" she then ran of to her secret underground Laboratory to make a Love potion for Dom.
"What do I do now?" asked Neal " I guess I'll look for the sacred Chamber of Soap that is supposed to be hidden in the palace"
Neal went to the nearest cupboard and looked for the Chamber of Soap in it.
"NEALAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CUBOARD?" screamed king Jonathan
"Looking for the Chamber of Soap" said Neal
The king gasped, "The Chamber is huge! It's the size of something very large! And you look for it in a tiny little cupboard? You're an insult to all humans! Get out of my sight!"
So slowly and carefully Neal got out of the king's sight. But this story's not about Neal.
"It's not?" said a confused reader
"Nope" said me
"Then why didn't you tell us earlier?" said the reader
" I forgot," said me