Episode III speculation
Disclaimers: Nobody REALLY belongs to me (except Faye and Xennon)!
Chapter One- Halloween!
It was a dark and scary night...Halloween at the Jedi Temple!
Mace Windu had decided to go as a large, lime green asparagus, Yoda stayed home and gave out candy, and Ki-Adi-Mundi was going as Dumbledore. (The wizard hat would hide his deformed head.)
The Padawans had some VERY original costumes this year.
Faye, one of Anakin's friends, was a bag of jelly beans.
"But HOW can you be a bag of jelly beans?" said Anakin in some confusion.
"I mean..."
"Look, you idiot," moaned Faye, putting her head in her hands. "You get a big plastic bag and cut out holes for your arms and legs. Then you blow up balloons and put them in the bag, Tie some ribbon around your neck and make a sign that says 'Yummy Jelly beans.' "
Anakin went as a box.
Most of the boy padawans went as Yu-Gi-Oh! characters, and the girl padawans went as pop stars, karate fiends, or, in the case of one Padawan, someone who had fallen into a toilet. The girl's name was...MARY SUE!
Xennon, another girl, went as Your Worst Nightmare, based on the comic book character she created. YWN was...supposed to be YOURSELF! So Xennon was herself. Which in common opinion was scarier than any costume.
Meanwhile at the Senate Building...
Palpy, Amidala, and several anonymous Senators were planning their Halloween costumes. Amidala was going as Avril Lavigne, after much consideration, debate, and really good pizza, but as for Palpy...
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" he yelled, frightening several Senators who were playing Truth or Dare. "DRESS IN DRAG AND DO THE HULA?