Romeo wandered down the dimly lit hallway. The corridor was lined with many tables, each with a bowl made of jello on top of them. Romeo paused at once of these tables, and peered into the bowl. The only thing inside was a small aphid, who at the sight of Romeo, began screaming, and would not stop until Romeo applied lipstick to his ear lobe. The aphid fell silent, and in disgust, Romeo hurled the bowl against the wall where it shattered.
"I never liked liking which never liked liking" wailed the mournful Romeo, while rotating his hips slowly, but confidently.
Sweat began pouring down his clenched buttocks, and Romeo knew that he must be on his way. He mounted his kiwi, cleverly named Flagon, and continued down the hallway.