/So, last time I've done a story about Naruto… I don't even want to talk about it, lol. So this time I've prepared a pretty normal story, I hope you guys hate it./
Naruto walked into Tenten's store.
"Hey Tenten!" he said.
"Oh, if it isn't our gay-boy Naruto? Good to see you!" Tenten replied.
"I wanted to buy a few ninja stars.
"You mean shuriken, bitch."
"Yes, but please stop being aggressive towards me, or else I'm gonna cry."
"Ok, chill." Tenten said, "But we've rebranded our store and we no longer sell ninja accessories."
"Huh?" Naruto huhed, "What are you selling then?"
"We now sell dildos, vibrators, BDSM accessories, lotions and sexy lingerie." Tenten explained.
"Wow, that's… fucking idiotic." Naruto stated, "How can you of all people know anything about BDSM?"
"What did you just say, nigger faggot?" Tenten got angry, "Are you saying I know nothing about BDSM? That's very insulting, you twat."
"Then prove that you know something about it, you bitch." Naruto taunted her.
"Fine."
"Fine."
"FINE!"
"FINE ALRIGHT BITCH NIGGA JUST SHOW IT!"
And then, Tenten grabbed a strapon and unleashed an unspeakable evil on Naruto.
Ever since that day, he never again questioned Tenten's BDSM skills and experience in rectal techniques.
THE END
I only hope there is someone out there searching for fanfics with Naruto and Tenten, and they stumble across this piece of shit.