A/N: well after seeing that my black out fic has some value and after Lily suggested to put a ten facts fic up about Severus to we managed to convince a certain blond to do our narration so everyone clear the stage for the blond Ice King of Slytherin Lucius Malfoy…
"As I was already introduced and as most of you already know me I'm Lucius Malfoy and I'm not Slytherins Ice King, who was even the one coming up with that title? Oh when I find that person they…"throat clearing"…erm yes where were we, oh yes I was asked to tell you fans ten facts about Severus, well then…
I. Severus and I are not and will NEVER be a pair EVER…- even if I don't run around like a love crazed idiot like a certain Gryffindor I knew back then, but I love my beautiful wife Narcissa she means everything for me, she is my live while Sev is a really dear friend to me for who I'm grateful that I met him.
II. Everyone says that he should was his hear and then it wouldn't be greasy anymore well WRONG…- I know him and yes he washes his hair like any normal person, but it always becomes like that after three hours so people leave him alone.
III. I know that his dressing style is strange, but please it looks good on him…- and as a side info not everything in his closet is black or white I know that, I attacked his closet before dragging him to St. Mungo's with me on the day Draco was born. What? My wife was giving birth and screaming not to pleasant things about me while she tried to get a grip on her wand to castrate me, I WAS in greave need for moral support over there.
IV. Severus is actually rather good with children…- it is true, Draco particularly didn't even want to let him go home every time he visited and Sev was always the best babysitter and seeing that Draco is still rather fond of his godfather well…
V. Severus just like me has a grave dislike against grim like black dogs…- if I ever find that damned mut which always run Sev and me over when we were walking beside the lake Cissa will get some new fur glows.
VI. He doesn'thatethePotter boy, he hates his father, his godfather, but not that boy because of her…- really I saw that he was close to her, but still she pushed him away because of one simple mistake really that woman I needed months to get him out of that depression she dared to send him in.
VII. As most of you guessed I knew that Sev was a Half-blood and I didn't mind…- really he was always a loyal friend, he wasn't intimidated by me, he meant his friendship honestly not like many others who only wanted to stand in a good light by the Malfoy family, he had his own options, he was intelligent and I could trust him with my and my family's lives so why should I care if he is not a pureblood like myself even I have a heart.
VIII. Not many know, but Sev is rather fond roses and has a secret rose garden in Spinner's End…- yes I know no one saw that coming that someone so dark as him likes flowers well he actually is only fond of roses, he always tells me that roses are the only flowers which can express so many emotions not only positive like most flowers, but also the negative ones.
IX. Severus is rather fond of Japanese foods…- I sometimes wonder how he can eat them though, I once made the mistake to ask him while eating sushi by him what it was that I was eating…tat was a BIG mistake…
X. I think you all already know this fact, but I will still tell Sev nearly never uses his second name which id the same as his father's…- he still tries to figure out why his mother gave it him.
Well these were ten facts about Severus I hope that you are happy and now if you would excuse me I need to head back to the Ministry and I dearly hope that Arthur isn't there today. I swear that he released that bloody kitchen set when I was walking past on purpose."
Owari