Steph:SM owns twilight, but I own Big stan
Nemo:You do not
Steph:I do so
Nemo:Do not
Steph;Do to
Nemo:DO NOT
Steph:DO TO
The cullen clan:SHUT UP!
Carlisle PoV
All us cullens were watching Big stan and everyone kept on saying that jasper looked like Robbie the hippy and the actor in general Jackson rathbone.
but poor old Jasper kept on deyening it.
Then Edward Laughed out loud from reading my thoughts.
"what so funny Eddie" Bella asked her husband "Carlisle said poor old Jasper" he said in between laughs.
I heard Jasper growl and sent calming emotions back at him and he seemed to calm down ,so we went back to watching the movie.
Then all of a sudden a chick with Long Brunette hair, obiviously a vampire with her read eyes and pale skin, walks in,with a huge group of Newborn vampires..
"Maria" jasper whispered so that a vampire could here,a "Im going to end the cullen clan" SHE YELLED.
THEN JASPER DIED.
THEN ALICE DIED.
THEN ESME.
THEN EMMETT RAN OFF THE COUCH AND RAN INTO A WALL BUT THEN MARIA KILLED HIM TOO.
THEN SHE KILLED EDWARD.
THEN NESSIE.
THEN BELLA.
AND ALL THE WARE WOLFS CAME IN AND SHE KILLED THEM.
THEN MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING I HAD SEX WITH A HOT DOG then Igot pregant (a.n hey its steph we put this in because I had a dream I got pregnant by a hotdog wierd I know) then Maria took me in and brain washed and this is all I remeber.
This is what happens when we get hyper in maths.
Sorry fans
Its just a really random story
and we are sorry for killing the cullens and werewolfs off :(
Nemo's sister said we couldnt kill off Edward but we did lol
Just warning you all our stories will be weird and random, so if you dont freakin like it then dont review and dont read! simple
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