Max: (Voice Over at Max sitting on a chair, looking worried) The day started out normally enough. I attempted to make breakfast and I was waiting for the kids to come down stairs. But then we all started talking.
(flash back)
Iggy: (yawns, stumbling on screen) Good morning Max…what on on God's earth is that smell?
Max: (glaring) Breakfast.
Iggy: (chuckles) Go figure. (pauses) You sound different today Max…
Max: So do you…(confused) It's like….your accent…(is interrupted)
Fang: Morning Max. (half smiles) I did you the honour of getting the others up…
Nudge: (stumbles on screen in bed clothes, yawning) Hey Max.
Gazzy:(falls over, really, really tired) Mph…
Dylan: Hey! I was the one who got them up! Not him, Max!
Fang: (snorts) Lies, lies.
Max: Is Angel still in the box?
Fang: (nods)
(cut to Angel in a random box acting like she can't get out screaming)
Max: Wait…what's up with all our voices?
Nudge: (yawns) What'd you mean Max?
Max: Listen…since when did that sound…well…
Iggy: I see what you mean!
Gazzy: You can't see anything though…(laughs)
Iggy: Shut up.
Dylan: Max is trying to speak guys.
Gazzy: Ooh, mister protective?
Max: (shouts) Shut up guys! We don't sound American!
Fang: She's…right.
Angel: (voice over) everything she says is right in your eyes, Fangles.
Fang: (shouts) Get out of my head ANGEL!
Nudge: Fang is so cute when he's frustrated…
Gazzy: (incredulous) What did you say Nudge?
Dylan: Guys! Really, Max is trying to tell us something here!
Max: Uh, thanks, as I was saying…(is interrupted)
Total: (crawls down the stairs) Ug, had a terrible night sleep…I miss Akila so much! Why is everyone so silent? Somebody tell me why my voice is like this?
Max: What I was trying to say, was that we seem to be British.
Fang: (raises eyebrow)
Dylan: Christ.
Iggy: Wow.
Nudge: OMG REALLY! WOO! THEY HAVE AWESOME FASHION IN BRITAIN!
Gazzy: Why?
Angel: (voice over) NOW I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD!
Total: Finally! About time too!
Max: I'm gonna go get mom, Ella and JJ. They'll know what's going on.
(a few hours later, everyone sitting on sofas, Angel tied up with a skipping rope)
Dr M: All of us up here seem to have changed accents. It's all very peculiar.
Ella: Mum, can I get a biscuit?
Dr M: Sure, sweetie.
Dylan: Hang on, we're talking in the English language too!
Iggy: What you think we're speaking, Spanish?
Dylan: No, like, since when were cookies, uh, biscuits?
Fang: I hate to say this, but Dill-Weed is right.
Nudge: Am I gonna lose my American cheerleaderness?
Gazzy: Calm down Nudge. You'll never lose that.
Angel: We'll be so lucky…
Max: How are we meant to reverse this?
JJ: I don't mind it to be honest. Being British is a nice change. I mean…like, they have really cool history and stuff.
Ella: I guess so, but do you REALLY wanna say pyjamas all your life?
JJ: Ah. Good point…(laughs)
Dr M: I'm going to go and make some biscuits. Food will clear our heads! Who wants to help?
Ella, JJ, Angel, Gazzy, Nudge, Dylan, Max: ME! (They walk off camera)
Angel: Hang on, I'm still tied up! (hops off camera)
Fang: (sigh)
(Cut to evil headquarters)
Jeb: The plan was what, Mr Pruitt?
Pruitt: To kidnap those snivelling children, and replace them with my wonderful evil CLONES!
Ter Borcht: And turning everyone into Britons had what relevance?
Pruitt: It made the might of BRITANNIA MORE APPARENT!
Uber-D: (whispers to Jeb and Ter Borcht) Why did we sign up for this?
Jeb: No idea.
Uber-D: Phase 2 is loaded, Pruitt!
Pruitt: (cackles madly) Marian, bring in Ari and the hench-girls!
Marian: I'm not your b**** Pruitt! Do it yourself!
Pruitt: Do it woman! (gets belt and whips it) DO IT!
Marian: (runs off camera)
RHW, Brigid: (walk on completely in black, holding water guns)
Ari: (follows) You wanted me? (take off sunglasses and polishes them)
Jeb: Hello son.
Ari: Heya pops. Any reason our accent changed?
Ter Borcht: Blame Pruitt's plan. Somehow everyone of them involves 'Britain'.
Pruitt: Enough! Ari, Lissa, Brigid, I have a mission for you…
(cut to Flock 2 and Ari and his henchmen running along a field and forest and along a lake and stuff, they can choose where they run. Have a mix)
Max: Gah. This is hopeless. We'll never get our voices back to normal.
JJ: Come on Max. Don't give up.
Ella: You can do it sis!
Dylan: Guys, I don't think that's a good idea…
Dr M: Give her some space everyone.
The Flock: (walk outside after Max)
Dr M: The biscuits should be done by now! (shoos the ground) Total, go comfort Max!
Total: But Doctor Martinez!
Ella, JJ: (point at the door)
Total: Fine. (trots off annoyedly)
(camera shots of all the flock lying on the grass. Shots of the flock 2 rotating round them 3 or 4 times)
Total: What the hell..?
Evil Total: (bares down on Total, shot of Total from above looking up scared) You've been replaced. By the clones! (hits total on the head with a bone in his mouth)
Max 2: Well, that went well.
Ari: Girls, load them into the truck.
Brigid: Let me do Fang, Lissa! Stop scratching!
Lissa: I saw him first, pedophile!
Fang 2: This happened in training too…
Iggy 2: Yeah. You'd think Pruitt would upgrade them, eh?
Nudge 2: Guys, OMG, we should TOTALLY steal their wallets and stuff. I mean, we need it, to look more like the flock, right? I mean, we need it if the humans ask for money!
Gazzy 2: She's right. As much as I hate to admit it. Right, grab their stuff.
Angel 2: (picks up a teddy bear from the floor) So cute! I'm going to call her…Selena.
Ari: (blows a kiss, sitting in the driver seat of a car/van) Good luck!
Brigid, RHW: (Voice over Max 2 staring into the distance) Hey, no, wait! Stop touching him! Get off him! He's mine! Ect.
Dr. M: Guys! Biscuits!
Fang 2: (smiles deviously) Let's go do this thing.
Flock 2: Yeah!
TO BE CONTINUED!
