Title: Deceitful Dragon
Author: Salamander Erg
Rating/Warning: G; no warnings, crack
AN: Written for a prompt on the Sengoku Basara kink meme. Prompt: Masamune isn't really missing an eye, he just uses the eyepatch to look cool and pick up chicks/dudes.
"You—! You—!" Yukimura was stunned into silence (for the moment), all he could do was point and stutter. Masamune stared back at him, bored. With BOTH OF HIS EYES.
"What?" He questioned brusquely, wondering if he was going to have to deal with another one of Yukimura's scandalized outbursts about undressing in front of him.
"You are a deceiver! What is the meaning of this, Masamune-dono?" Yukimura shouted, alternating pointing at Masamune's right eye and the (now shown to be useless) eye patch in his hand.
Masamune shrugged and let the eye patch fall to the floor, "'The One Eyed Dragon' sounded better than just 'The Dragon'. And this eye patch makes me look cool."
"Yes, I must agree that the eye patch does add an air of mystery to you…" Yukimura trailed off with a slight blush as Masamune smirked at him. "But that does not give you a reason to lie! Also, it makes no sense for you to handicap yourself on the battlefield!" Yukimura gasped loudly as he just realized something, "Does this mean you have not been giving it your all in our battles? I, Sanada Genjirou Yukimura, am insulted! I demand we fight right now, but this time you are not allowed your eye patch!"
Masamune sighed and continued taking off his armor, all he wanted to do was go and relax in the hot springs.
"I'm not going to fight."
"Draw your sword, Masamune-dono! This time we shall truly have a fair fight!"
"I'm not fighting; I'm going to the hot springs. So are you."
"I refuse to go anywhere with you until we have settled our rivalry!"
"We can settle our rivalry at another time; right now I'm taking a soak in the hot springs. So are you."
Yukimura hesitantly lowered his spears, "Do you swear that we will continue our rivalry at another time, on your honor as a warrior?"
Masamune rolled his eyes, "Yes."
"Very well then."
"Masamune-dono, why would you wear the eye patch if it handicaps you in battle? If you took it off, then surely you would be a stronger warrior."
"That's true, but then I couldn't be called the One Eyed Dragon."
"Yes, I believe your name would be changed to The Two Eyed Deceitful Dragon! Ack!"
Yukimura coughed up the water that had been splashed in his mouth, as Masamune sat back and relaxed with his eyes closed. Both of them.
End