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"HERE YOU'RE FICTIONAL"
Plot: A day at the Vatican is turned on its head when an invention of the Professor's goes wrong—disastrously wrong! The result of this error is that Tres ends up in a location that is nowhere near the Vatican at all. Indeed, the Vatican doesn't seem to have any presence in this strange land! And then he keeps running into strange people wearing black cloaks with red clouds on them…Wait a minute, black cloaks with red clouds!?
"What…the fuck…are you on, un!?" Tres whipped out his guns to shoot at the small clay pellets raining down on him.
"What anomaly are you, though? You seem human, but you have mouths on your palms and you make explosives out of your body. Yet you're not a Methuselah and I highly doubt you're a Crusnik."
"Say what? What are you talking about, un?" Deidara was confused; this had to be the strangest opponent he's ever come across.
Everything about him…clothes, speech, mannerisms…completely different!
"Oi, is Deidara-sempai having problems?" A vein throbbed on his forehead as he heard the question.
"What does it look like, Tobi no baka!?"
Unfortunately for Tobi, Tres had located him by sound and aimed one of his guns towards his hiding place, shooting rapidly. Almost immediately a black blur jumped out of the foliage to join the blonde-haired man.
This newcomer was wearing the same cloak with red clouds—obviously some form of uniform—Tres concluded to himself as he noted the strange orange mask the newcomer was wearing. It was almost like he had lost his head and replaced it with a giant, orange fingerprint.
Suddenly, Tobi rushed towards him and Tres automatically began to shoot but the man closed the distance between fairly quickly, dodging his bullets by a hair's breath. Tres prepared himself for the upcoming blow…
Only to hit the ground, his opponent, to all appearances, acting like Maria at Otakon.
"OMG, you're actually him!!! You're Tobi's favorite character, you know that, right!?"
"Tobi…what are you…?"
The boy turned around and faced his blonde partner. "Remember that manga Tobi likes so much?" "Yeah what about it?" "This is the guy who's Tobi's favorite character, you know, the Gunslinger Priest!!!"
To all this, Tres could only mutter one sentence.
"This does not compute."