1 Author's Note: .Just read. I changed some words around.I don't think Zim
would need to get himself drunk to do this, I think his own scary little
mind could provide enough motivation for this.
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5 Down in the Skool house all the kids were making noise
All the strange young girls and the dumb young boys
When Zimmy busted in, nearly scared 'em half to Maine
Had a rifle in his hands and insane thoughts inside his mind
From his wig to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a skinny short Irken power-mad Rambo
And he grinned as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Hello to you all, now you're all gonna die!"
The day that Zimmy went crazy
The day small Zim went insane
Realized he'd been getting' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the Skool is gone now, he decided to bomb it
All over you'll find pieces of cafeteria vomit
And he tied up his teacher and he held small kids hostage
And he ground up Tae and Aki into human sausage
He got Melvin and Zita with an old German luger
And he tore up poor Keef just like Freddie Krueger
And he took out a flame thrower and barbecued Gretchen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The day that Zim went crazy
The day that Zim went nuts
Now you can't walk around the schoolyard
Without steppin' in the children's guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Channel 2 news
And helicopters circlin' round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin, the body count's risin'
And all the fans are wondering, oh Zimmy, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be a fairly sane guy
Don't fret, Dibby, now Zim's doing time
He won't take over after that crime
C'mon, Dib, don't worry to tears
He'll be out with good behavior in just 700 more years!
But now Carl's in therapy, and Rob is still nervous
And the surviving people got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Jhonen V.'s on the phone every night
With his lawyer, negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' about- the day that Zim went crazy
The day that Zimmy just plain flipped
Broke his back for those dumb Skool kids
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
Woo, the day Zimmy went crazy
The day Zim went insane
Realized he'd been getting' a raw deal
Something must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped.in his brain
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5 Down in the Skool house all the kids were making noise
All the strange young girls and the dumb young boys
When Zimmy busted in, nearly scared 'em half to Maine
Had a rifle in his hands and insane thoughts inside his mind
From his wig to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a skinny short Irken power-mad Rambo
And he grinned as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Hello to you all, now you're all gonna die!"
The day that Zimmy went crazy
The day small Zim went insane
Realized he'd been getting' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the Skool is gone now, he decided to bomb it
All over you'll find pieces of cafeteria vomit
And he tied up his teacher and he held small kids hostage
And he ground up Tae and Aki into human sausage
He got Melvin and Zita with an old German luger
And he tore up poor Keef just like Freddie Krueger
And he took out a flame thrower and barbecued Gretchen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The day that Zim went crazy
The day that Zim went nuts
Now you can't walk around the schoolyard
Without steppin' in the children's guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Channel 2 news
And helicopters circlin' round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin, the body count's risin'
And all the fans are wondering, oh Zimmy, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be a fairly sane guy
Don't fret, Dibby, now Zim's doing time
He won't take over after that crime
C'mon, Dib, don't worry to tears
He'll be out with good behavior in just 700 more years!
But now Carl's in therapy, and Rob is still nervous
And the surviving people got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Jhonen V.'s on the phone every night
With his lawyer, negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' about- the day that Zim went crazy
The day that Zimmy just plain flipped
Broke his back for those dumb Skool kids
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
Woo, the day Zimmy went crazy
The day Zim went insane
Realized he'd been getting' a raw deal
Something must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped.in his brain