Chloe and Clark are discussing about the Torch.
"Maybe we should interview Whitney," Chloe said.
"What's so special about him?" Clark snapped.
"Clark I know your still mad about him stealing your…woman. So I'm going to interview him myself."
"Don't tell me you…like him."
"Clarky Clarky Clarky you poor sap. Of coarse I do. I mean he's so---
Fire started appearing in Clark's eyes.
"Are you jealous?" Chloe said.
"Yes. So I'm going to interview him."
Clark stomped off.
"Ha ha ha Clark is so gullible."
At the Crow's locker room…
"Hi Whitney," Clark growled.
"What can I do for you?" Whitney said heroically.
"I'm going to give you an interview. So SIT DOWN!"
"Touchy aren't we?" Whitney said.
"Yes! So let's started with your favorite thing to eat."
"Your cows."
"No one touches my cows!"
Clark slapped Whitney and continued the interview.
"Favorite color?"
"Black the color of Lana's hair."
Clark started gritting his teeth.
"Favorite show?"
"Smallville."
"Favorite episode?"
"The one where me and Lana---
"End of interview!"
Clark stomped off.
"Hey Clark wait you still haven't asked me what I do before a game."
"Do you take steroids?"
Whitney started sweating.
"Uh…n-n-no."
Clark started smiling.
"What do you drink before a game maybe liquid steroids?"
"What no I never drink---
"What's that in your pocket?"
Whitney took out a can of liquid steroids.
"This oh this just---
"What's in the jug?"
"That?"
Clark poured out some liquid steroids into a cup.
"CLARK LEAVE THAT ALONE!"
"Hmm smells like steroids."
"That's not mine."
Clark started pouring it out.
"What are you doing!"
Whitney got on his knees and started drinking the steroids that poured out of the cup.
"Whitney are you drinking the steroids?"
"Me? No it just…fell in my mouth. Ooops."
"I think I'm going to have to report you in."
"Wait Clark don't do this."
"I'll do anything."
"Anything?"
"Yes."
"Recommend Lana to date me."
Whitney told Lana to date Clark, but she still had a crush on Whitney. So Clark reported Whitney in and he got expelled.
The End