A/N – Welcome to my newest story! –random applause- Anyways, this story is – once again – about myself, Lemo and Andy! Also features appearances about other random people, and some made up people, and some other stuff. Oh, and it's got Harry Potter and friends, so yeah. Enjoy! This story will not have names for the chapters, as I am too lazy to think of them.
Parents:
Draco and Harry – Lemo
Hermione and Viktor – Andy
Ron and Luna – Cheesy
And other random people are other people's parents.
Disclaimer – I don't own Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Viktor Krum, Luna Lovegood, Lemo, Andy, Winston or Mince Sauce. I do own Cheesy and Sparkles.
Who Said Children Are The Future?
CHAPTER 1
Can you imagine three girls? Three clothed girls? Okay, now that you've imagined that, imagine that they are so weird and freaky that everyone in their neighborhood was afraid of them. Now, put faces on these girls. Put freckles on the first girl, give her blue eyes and brown hair, and you've got Cheesy Weasley. On the second girl, put black hair and pale skin, and that's Lemo Potter. And lastly, on the third girl, put brown hair, and slightly darker skin than the pale girl, and you've got Andy Granger. Put these girls together, alone, for five minutes, and they've managed to do something wrong. Take this one time when Lemo's parents, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, left the girls alone at their mansion. In seconds, the girls had set the family cat on fire, started digging a hole to Japan, and ripped up all the furniture. When Harry and Draco had come home… boy had they been surprised! That was how weird and freaky the girls were.
Now, can you imagine the relief and joy the neighborhood people felt when they caught wind of the fact that the three girls were going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Yes, the three eleven year olds were going there, and they couldn't be happier! Let's see what the girls are up to at the moment…
"Cheesm, I'm bored…" Lemo said.
"Me too…" Andy added.
"Well then, entertain your bloody selves!" Cheesy said.
In case you're wondering, these aren't their real names. Lemo, or Lemon, depending on who you were speaking to, was actually named Leah. Andy's real name was Amber, and Cheesy's real name was Rianna. The three girls hated their names so much that they had decided to give themselves nicknames. The girls had been best friends since… well, since they were born. They're birthday's were even within a day of each other! Lemo's was on the first of August, Andy's was on the second, and Cheesy's was the third. But anyways…
"Let's torment Teddy…" Lemo said. They were currently at Andy's house.
"Mum'll kill you…" Andy said.
Cheesy and Lemo went on as though they hadn't heard her. "What should we use?"
"How's about the chains?" Lemo asked.
"No, we used them on Junior", Cheesy said. Junior was Cheesy's dog.
"True…"
"What about the nine-tails?" Cheesy asked, referring to her nine-tailed whip.
"MYES!"
So, the girls got started on whipping the ground near Teddy, Andy's dog. No, you idiot's, their not mean enough to actually whip Teddy! Whipping the ground was tormenting enough…
"Are you girls hung – WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR DOG!" Hermione Granger, Andy's mother, shouted. She had come out to ask the girls if they were hungry, but thought better of it…
"Calm down, Mrs. Granger! We're hurting the ground! Not Teddy!" Lemo said, trying to reassure Hermione.
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT DOG RIGHT NO!"
"YOU'RE NOT MY DADS!" Lemo shouted.
"I AM CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DADS!"
Cheesy, Lemo and Andy giggled. "You just called yourself a man, mum!"
"Yeah, Mrs. Granger, that was your second mistake", Cheesy added.
Hermione blinked,
"…what was my first?"
"Having Andy!" Lemo said, cackling evilly.
A/N – Yeah, I know it was short, but it's just like, an introduction chapter, ya know? So yeah, be calm! CALMNESS IS THE KEY TO ALL HAPPINESS!
CtC