Hey, I'm here again XDDDDDDDDDD

Reini : stop saying that, you're annoying ==

Iva : whatever, like I care XP anyway, the pocky for Bleach is a bit hard.

Reini : naze?

Iva : well... I want ShiroIchi, GrimmIchi, GrimmUlqui, IchiUlqui, AiIchi, GinIchi and-

Reini : YAMETTE!

Iva : doushita?

Reini : uruse so, why not... Making it 5?

Iva : 5? Okay! That means, my very first favorite will be... The last!

Reini : *fall flat on the floor* what!

Iva : *grin* save the best for last, okay that means first is... GrimmUlqui! Again, my very first time to make this pair, so please go easy 0w0

Warning : obviously Yaoi, fluff, maybe I'll make Ulqui-kun a bit OOC here

Summary : Ulquiorra's first thought when he first time went to the human world is confuse by a carton snack name 'Pocky'. He ask to Grimmjow and something... Weird, according to Ulquiorra that is.

Here you go~

~(0.0)~

Normal POV

Emerald eyes looking at the kids around him. Those kids are carrying a carton with a different colors but the name of the cartons are the same. 'Pocky', that's what it written. There's the red, pink, and yellow. He sigh and open the garganta and return to Hueco Mundo. When he walk through the hall, he spotted a adjhucas level arrancar and the arrancar walks to him.

"Ulquiorra-san, Aizen-sama wants your present"

Ulquiorra nod and the arrancar leave him so he can go to Aizen's throne room. He knocks the door twice until he hears a voice calls 'Dare ka?' He answer 'Ulquiorra desu'. When he heard 'Haire', he opens the door and he gets in

"Is there something I need to do, Aizen-sama?"

"No, I just want to ask, is there something wrong?"

"No, nothing is wrong Aizen-sama"

"Well, then... Why do I felt your reiatsu was a bit wobble when you were at human world? Is there's something that makes you confuse?"

Ulquiorra look down and nod slightly, but Aizen can see it. He smiles a little, to him, all of his arrancar are his children so he wants to help his children with anything he can.

"What makes you confuse?"

"Well... I've been wondering what is a snack on a carton"

"You mean this?"

Aizen says while showing a carton of Strawberry (gomen Ichigo DX) Pocky and make Ulquiorra sonido-ed to him

"So- Soreda!"

"Pocky ka? Kore ga oishii na"

"Hitotsu ii ndesuka, Aizen-sama?"

"Dozo"

Aizen say and open the carton. After open the plastic, he give one stick to Ulquiorra and fed him like a father fed his son. After Ulquiorra munch the Strawberry part, he take the stick and put it into his mouth

"You like Strawberry, Ulquiorra?"

"No, but I like the taste. But, I don't really like it now when I remember that it's my enemy"

Aizen sweatdrop when he heard that and he gives the chocolate flavor one.

"I think you better eat this one then tell me how's it taste"

Ulquiorra nod and take the carton. He bows and leave the room. Aizen sigh and someone speaks up

"Ara? Aizen-taicho doushite?"

"Nandemonai, Gin"

Gin look (can he?) To the door and ask again

"I just felt Ulqui-kun's reiatsu. Was he here?"

"Yeah, and he's confuse about something"

"Really? It's the first time Ulqui-kun confuse about something"

"Yes, and it's pretty funny"

Aizen chuckle, Gin just sigh.

~with Ulquiorra~

Right now, he's walking to his room with looking at the carton in his hand and accidentally hit someone.

"Sorry..."

"No pro- what are you doing with that?"

Ulquiorra look at the man and see Grimmjow scratching his head.

"Nothing matter to you, sexta"

"But you hit me, so it is mine"

Ulquiorra let out a small sigh before moving away from him to his room, accidentally dropping the Pocky. Grimmjow look at the Pocky and examine it.

"What was he doing with this?"

He open the carton and the plastic. He took one of the stick and eat it.

'Chocolate? I didn't know he like it. Well... He never tell anyone what he like anyway...'

He thought to himself and eat another one while going to the Quarto's room. When he get to the door and knock it, he just realize that there's only three sticks left. He sigh at the same time as the doors open

"What do you want, Sexta? I'm kinda bu-"

He cut his own word when see the pocky carton in Pantera's hand. He grab the carton and yell at him

"Are you eating this all!"

"No I'm-"

"This is mine! Aizen-sama gave it to me!"

"I know-"

"You ate it! I hate you, trash!"

"JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK DARN IT!"

Ulquiorra show him his shock face (which so unusual) and Grimmjow just panting. The bat step aside to let Grimmjow in and close the door once he's in

"Now, explain"

"First, I want to say I'm sorry I ate it. At first I want to bring it to you but because I'm kinda curious about it so I try one, the two then... I don't know how much but when I arrive here, it's only three left"

"Then?"

"I was thinking to eat it with you"

Ulquiorra tilt his head and take one stick while Grimmjow take the other one. The sound that being heard is only their munching sound. When they finish their sticks, Grimmjow look at the last one

"Here, the last one"

Ulquiorra look at the carton and he shook his head.

"Come on, I know this is from your Aizen-sama and you want it, so here"

Ulquiorra frown his brows when hear Grimmjow said 'Aizen-sama' with a hate in his voice. He took the last stick and munching it. What makes him surprise is Grimmjow suddenly eat the other end of the stick. When he want to move his head, Grimmjow hold his head so he can't move it. They keep like that until the stick is only a few centimetres away. Grimmjow pull and Ulquiorra eat the rest of the stick. When he want to throw it to his throat, his face suddenly being pull by force and he feel Grimmjow's lips on his. His eyes widen and he gasp when he feel Grimmjow's like his lips and his hand trailed to his back, sending him a shiver. When he feel Grimmjow's tongue dancing inside his mouth, he can't help but to put his hand around his neck and kiss him back with his tongue playing with Grimmjow's. Grimmjow smirks in the kiss and pull away when he and Ulquiorra almost lost their breath. When he still panting, Grimmjow says

"The last one... Was the best..."

He kiss Ulquiorra's forehead once and leave the Quarto panting with flushed face.

~(0w0)~

Iva : ...

Reini : what?

Iva : I think it's weird...

Reini : you want lemon?

Iva : I want!

Reini : here *give Iva a lemon*

Iva : not this! *throw the lemon to Reini's face* anyway, here's the Omake~

~.~

Omake

Ulquiorra walks to Aizen's throne room after what happen and Aizen welcome him warmly

"So, how's it taste?"

"Sweet... But also sour..."

Aizen knit his eye brows when he hears 'sour' from the bats mouth.

"Sour?"

"But also... Wet"

"Wet?"

"But I like it..."

"Well, do you want more?"

"Yes, thank you Aizen-sama"

He bow and Aizen give him 5 more cartons. When he get out from the room, Aizen slump on his throne (he can do that? o.O)

'Something MUST'VE been wrong with him... Sour and wet in pocky? Well, if you lick it... But sour?'

Aizen sigh and just look at the hidden monitor and sees Ulquiorra go to Sexta's room with those pockys and he get in after the door is open

'I knew there's something happen when he ate that pocky... With Grimmjow? Maybe I can make some errands with them together as partners'

Aizen smirks on his own thought and start planning the errands.

~(0v0)~

Well, that's it, for the first one that is... I'll make the other 4 pairings after this (I'm in detention so I make one ==v)

Hope you like it~ :D