Link
(as a goron) does this loincloth make me look fat?
(Ocarina's going all sparkly) Whoa, dude, what's in this thing? (looks around,
takes a sniff) Whoa... trippy...
DUDE! Where's my horse??
(in iron boots) (singing) These shoes were made for walkin'...
(as a Deku scrub) Darn it! I hate hangovers!
(to Zelda) I'm sorry, Zelda, but I've decided to go out with... Princess Peach!
(to Ash, about Pikachu) Wow, man, I need to get me one of those!
(looking at a pocked pikachu) Darn it, it ran away!
(Looks at self) did anyone else notice I'm not wearing pants?
Ahahahahaaa! Fire, fire, fire! (sets fire to the Kokiri forest)
(pulls out Faerie bow and misses a shot) Aww, screw it. (breaks out an F-14 and
blows the hell outta Hyrule field)
Gannondorf
Link, I am your father.
I've decided to take up interpretative dancing.
Triforce? What's a triforce?
Oooh, look at all the pretty flowers!
I've decided to die my hair pink.
Zelda
(breaks out a Bazooka and blows Gannondorf away) Hasta la Vista, baby.
Link, I'm seeing someone else now. I've left you for Yamato.
You know, I think my color's really black.
I'm not really a princess, I'm... (digimon theme) Lady Devimon! Buahahaaa!
Link, I am your mother.
Gimmi that Ocarina back, freak! (smacks Link)
Hey, you stole my sword! (smacks Link)
Yamato
Look, T.K., I shaved my head!
Tai, I've left you for Joe.
Mimi, I've left you for Sora.
Sora, I've left you for Angewomon.
T.K., I'm not really your brother. I'm... a Jigglypuff!
I'm tonedeaf.
I'm not really blond.
(looks at Gabumon) Ack! A dog! Get it away!
Patamon
Look, I'm BatPig! (flashes the BatPig(r) sign)
Hey, Gatomon, lookin' pretty fine!
Gatomon
Back off, batpig.
Agumon
Tai... I'm not really a digimon... I'm (dundunnnn...) Barny! Hyck hyuck!
Cody
You know, Armadillomon, I hate Texans
Armadillomon
I'm really... GW Bushmon!
Myotismon
I hate bats!
Biyomon
Quit whining, Sora!
I'm not a digimon, I'm a chicken from hell!
Sora
All right, Biyomon, that's the last time you crap on my head! (breaks out a
giant Anime mallet and smacks Biyomon to Timbuk Too)
Ash
(sees Pikachu) Ack! A rat!! Get it away!
Misty, I'm leaving you for a Jynx.
Dr. Oak
Ash, I am your father
Giovanni
Ash, I am your father
Mr. Mime
Ash, I am your father
(as a goron) does this loincloth make me look fat?
(Ocarina's going all sparkly) Whoa, dude, what's in this thing? (looks around,
takes a sniff) Whoa... trippy...
DUDE! Where's my horse??
(in iron boots) (singing) These shoes were made for walkin'...
(as a Deku scrub) Darn it! I hate hangovers!
(to Zelda) I'm sorry, Zelda, but I've decided to go out with... Princess Peach!
(to Ash, about Pikachu) Wow, man, I need to get me one of those!
(looking at a pocked pikachu) Darn it, it ran away!
(Looks at self) did anyone else notice I'm not wearing pants?
Ahahahahaaa! Fire, fire, fire! (sets fire to the Kokiri forest)
(pulls out Faerie bow and misses a shot) Aww, screw it. (breaks out an F-14 and
blows the hell outta Hyrule field)
Gannondorf
Link, I am your father.
I've decided to take up interpretative dancing.
Triforce? What's a triforce?
Oooh, look at all the pretty flowers!
I've decided to die my hair pink.
Zelda
(breaks out a Bazooka and blows Gannondorf away) Hasta la Vista, baby.
Link, I'm seeing someone else now. I've left you for Yamato.
You know, I think my color's really black.
I'm not really a princess, I'm... (digimon theme) Lady Devimon! Buahahaaa!
Link, I am your mother.
Gimmi that Ocarina back, freak! (smacks Link)
Hey, you stole my sword! (smacks Link)
Yamato
Look, T.K., I shaved my head!
Tai, I've left you for Joe.
Mimi, I've left you for Sora.
Sora, I've left you for Angewomon.
T.K., I'm not really your brother. I'm... a Jigglypuff!
I'm tonedeaf.
I'm not really blond.
(looks at Gabumon) Ack! A dog! Get it away!
Patamon
Look, I'm BatPig! (flashes the BatPig(r) sign)
Hey, Gatomon, lookin' pretty fine!
Gatomon
Back off, batpig.
Agumon
Tai... I'm not really a digimon... I'm (dundunnnn...) Barny! Hyck hyuck!
Cody
You know, Armadillomon, I hate Texans
Armadillomon
I'm really... GW Bushmon!
Myotismon
I hate bats!
Biyomon
Quit whining, Sora!
I'm not a digimon, I'm a chicken from hell!
Sora
All right, Biyomon, that's the last time you crap on my head! (breaks out a
giant Anime mallet and smacks Biyomon to Timbuk Too)
Ash
(sees Pikachu) Ack! A rat!! Get it away!
Misty, I'm leaving you for a Jynx.
Dr. Oak
Ash, I am your father
Giovanni
Ash, I am your father
Mr. Mime
Ash, I am your father