It Won't Fit!
After a gasp of absolute disbelief "Oh god.. Oh good GOD Blaine look at it! Just look at it!" Kurt practically screamed in a strained hoarse voice. "I..It's too big! Oh dear mother of Prada you're not serious…" putting his left hand to his mouth feeling as if someone had taken the wind out of his sails "it won't fit in will it?" Kurt looked towards Blaine in horror with worry filling his beautiful glasz eyes. Blaine looked back to Kurt with his big brown puppy eyes in thought with both awkwardness and humor present.
He didn't know what to do about the situation at hand. He knows how much Kurt wanted this; he has wanted this since before 2 months ago when he started nagging…. Silently at least…. With a little push from a certain Diva, Cohen-Chang and "George Jefferson" who had a hand in convincing Blaine to go ahead with the, as he called it, "travesty".
He looked towards the item in question which was the cause of the problem, a damn limited edition Gucci bag. If Blaine was in one of those cartoons he sees on television he could swear he would most likely have one of those angry marks protruding from his forehead.
Yes, a Gucci bag is causing such horrid distress to Kurt because it's Too. Damn. Small. He bought it for Kurt, pre-ordered on-line from France (of course), Kurt had been going on about it since he saw it in a foreign fashion magazine. He also considered the fact that seen as it was his lovers 20th birthday the following month he was firm in wanting to take Kurt by surprise, what with the fact Blaine had rejected the idea on multiple occasions of getting it to put Kurt off for a while.
What they didn't expect was for the bag to be so small, what he also didn't expect was for Kurt to have another use for the bag. His naughty little doe wanted to fit a dildo into it, as a present for Rachel, of course as a joke to lighten the girl up a bit. But as they can both see the bag is too small and the dildo is well… too big to say the least.
"Well… if you're so dead set on the idea... if you want.. you can always use a viberator instead?" Blaine piped up in total amusement trying to hold back his laughter at the situation and Kurts face, which is totally priceless by the way -god I wish I brought a camera- he thought. The latter turned to Blaine, a smooth eyebrow peaked and hints of a smirk showing "Well aren't you the smart one filled with great ideas , I knew I loved you for a reason" bouncing off with himself to call Mercedes about the change in plans Blaine was left shaking his head smiling "Damn he's so adorable".
Meanwhile
Burt was seen coming back down the stairs awkwardly muttering to himself "Damn kids.. can't they at least wait till I'm out of the house.. damn teenagers.. why are they so horny.. it's too big.. it won't fit... Oh God I'm getting out of here". Grabbing his keys and wallet as fast as possible he left a note on the kitchen table saying he was going out for a while "I'll need at least a couple beers to erase that thought from my memory.."
Le End