Just a quick little fic I made during a stream for Erza and Juzo. (Yes I know its fucking horribly written but its for banter)
Juzo: Erza I already told you that I'm gay and could never love you
Erza: *cries* BUT WHY CANT YOU BE BI
Little Cute Innocent Evil In The Corner: Erza it doesnt work that way
Erza: *Pulls out sword* YES IT DOES SHUT UP
Little Cute Innocent Evil Run's Out Of The Room
Juzo: *backing away from Erza's sword* If it makes you feel better if I was Straight I would love you
Erza: *whips away tears* really?
Juzo: Yes Erza if I wasn't so in love with Munakata I would totally love you
Erza: *Smirks* Really!
Juzo: Yea *unsure of himself*
Erza then pulls out Munakata's severed head from out off no where and throws it at Juzo's feet
Erza: *Lost in her own world* Now you can love me and we can get married and have babies and maybe we can open a cake shop *continues to ramble*
Juzo: *On the ground hugging Munakata's head crying* I'll be with you soon my love
Juzo pulls a sword from no where and runs it through his chest and dies
Erza: *Still Rambling* Oh we are going to have so much fun!