Where am I?
Am I dead?
What . . . is that a light?
It's getting brighter.
Wait, I . . . UGH!
In the middle of a forest a man was lying down unconscious. He started to wake up and sat upright. He put a hand to his head and said, "Man, what was that." He then looked around and noticed something. "Wait, where the hell am I!?" He shouted. He got up and tried to see if could remember where he was at. It was some kind of forest but he couldn't remember ever being there before. "Great," the man said, "I'm in the middle of nowhere!" After that the man noticed a little pool of water. He looked in it and noticed something. "I'M OBITO UCHIHA!" He yelled out. "Wait a minute. Obito is just a fictional character. How in the world did I turn into him?" He thought. After a few seconds he looked into it again. "Well . . . at least i turned into him during the forth ninja war." He said with a shrug. "Well," he said, " If I'm going to look like him I should go by his name." So Obito looked around again and said, "Well, no good just standing around." Then he went off in some random direction.
After walking for a while Obito finally made it out of the forest. He was surprised to see a group of apple trees together. "Looks like someone planted these trees. Could someone be nearby?" He asked himself. Obito then noticed a barn and house in the distance. "Time to say hello to the people." He thought. Only if he knew they weren't "people" some might say.