A/N: Into the Woods will not be updating! I kinda lost the drive to write it, so I decided to focus on other things. Like this!
Calvin tiptoed quietly through the woods, trying not to be seen. He, Sam, Plato, and Hobbes were playing capture the flag. He was so close to the flag, he could practically taste it! He could see Plato guarding his and Sam's flag! Like a mouse, thought Calvin. Just like a- what the heck? God knows how, but Calvin had somehow turned himself into a mouse.
Meanwhile, Hobbes had Sam and was taking her back to the prison on his side of the woods. The only problem was that she had latched onto a tree branch and was refusing to let go. "Come on, Sam!" grunted Hobbes, tugging as hard as he could. Suddenly, Sam literally split in half, a second copy of her emerging from her feet. "Yeek!" yelped Hobbes dropping the copy of Sam "Ouch!" the second Sam said. "Do you mind?"
"What the- insert swearword here- is going on?" screamed Sam. "Sam! said Hobbes. "Do NOT swear like that!" Sam was getting rather hysterical, and she started screaming at Hobbes "YOU ARE TELLING ME NOT TO SWEAR WHEN I JUST- JUST- JUST CLONED MYSELF!"
Meanwhile, Calvin the mouse was approaching the space where he could heard Sam screaming. Ok, how do I get out of the mouse? Maybe if I focus on Calvin, I'll turn back into me! He proceeded to do that and with a sigh of relief, he turned back into Calvin I can't wait to show Sam!
Sam was thinking at the clone: Go away go awa- when it disappeared, literally in a puff of smoke. "Ok, Sam, this is SO COOL." "How, Calvin?" "It's scary." "But we both have superpowers!" "You have superpowers too?" I can turn into animals!" "Calvin, we should tell our parents about this. It's not normal!" "Well you're probably right." "So, let's go!" As they ran home, Calvin stooped to grab Sam and Plato's flag. He ran across the border and yelled "WE WIN!" Plato sighed, scooped him up and kept running, with Calvin's angry cries trailing after him. "HEY! PUT ME DOWN, YOU OVERGROWN, SMELLY, POP-EYED ROACH MOTEL!"
This, of course, led to a fight "Roach motel, am I? Chowderhead!" OW! Stop biting, you walking flea condo!" Hobbes, pull my finger!" Hobbes gave Sam a funny look. "Pull your-?" "DO IT!" Hobbes obliged, and another clone popped out of her side. With the clone in tow, she strode over to where Calvin and Plato were rolling around on the ground. "Ok, break it up, you two." She pulled them off each other- and they went flying in opposite directions! Sam's clone caught Calvin, but Plato went flying into a tree! "Ok, what now?" grumbled Sam. "Ohh…… That hurt……" Suddenly, the tree that Plato had crashed into started to quake. Two knots on either side of the tree trunk morphed into eyes, and rip opened in the trunk of the tree. "Hey, said Calvin, that sorta reminds me of the snow goons. Do you think it's friendly?" "ROARRRR!" "Guess not! Run!" shouted Sam, and everybody took off in the vague direction of home.
"Whoa, you guys are out of breath!' commented Dad from an armchair in the living room. "Yeah……we…..ran…….home…….phewww…." Sam tromped into the kitchen, where she promptly pulled two bottles of water from the fridge. "I say we call an emergency meeting of G.R.O.S.S in the Box of Secrecy upstairs!" Why can't we do it outside?" "It's too dangerous what with those mutant trees running around! We need to do it in here! Plus, I poked some air holes." When they were all in the box, Calvin started the meeting. "I will now take a roll call of those present. Grand Treasurer Secretary Sam? "Here, Dictator- for- Life Calvin" "Presiedent Hobbes?" "Here" "Senator Chief Sherrif Plato?" "Here""Okay. Our first point of business is-!