Author's Note:

Time for the fourth installment in the Meddling Kids origin arc. Today, we'll be doing the origin of the world's first superhero...

Captain CAVEMAAAANNNN! And of course, his son Cavey Jr and his trio of Teen Angels. But now, we must do the theme song. Just so you know, I wrote this one myself and it's sung to the tune of the Spider-Man theme.

Captain Cave-m-a-a-a-an

Rocks the club like no one can.

He can fly, what a guy, watch the criminals wave "bye-bye"

Who's got a hairy booty? And loves his crime fighting duties? And he's immune to cooties, his name's Captain CAVEMAAAANNN!

Brenda, Dee-Dee and Taffy: And the Teen Angels!

Cavey Jr: And son!

Millions of years ago in 300 million B.C, lies the anachronistic Stone Age city of Bedrock, home to many cavemen, prehistoric mammals, dinosaurs and the world's first superhero, Captain Caveman and his son, Cavey Jr.

It was a typical morning in Bedrock and Captain Caveman (or "Cavey" rather) was deep asleep on his bed.

"Unga bunga bunga" he snored as he was sleeping "Unga bunga bunga"

Just then, a bird woke up and noticed the numbers of the clock had struck seven.

The bird cleared his throat "Squawk! Get up! Get up! This is your wake up call!"

Captain Caveman was still asleep and turned around.

"I said get up!" the bird shouted.

Captain Caveman still didn't get up. No matter how hard the bird tried, he couldn't get him to wake up. Not with a horn, not with the fresh smell of bronto ribs, not with a shell phone, nothing.

"There's gotta be something that'll wake him up" he thought.

Just then, the bird flew over to the bathroom sink, carrying a pail of water.

The bird then threw the water towards Cavey's face, causing him to wake up.

"Aaah!" he shouted as he started squirming from the water "What? What going on?"

"Bout time you woke up" said the bird "Time to get ready for work and to take your son to cave care"

"Unga." Cavey sighed as he yawned and stretched himself before sitting up on his bed.

He walked over to his closet and saw a big red bow tie and put it on. Then, he pulled his face hair back, revealing bare skin on his mouth and then put a pair of glasses on his eyes.

"Now to wake Junior." He remarked to himself as he made his way to Junior's room.

He walked over to his son, Cavey Jr's room, where he was sleeping with a stuffed blue dinosaur.

"Aww" he said "Look at my little angel. He must be having a nice dream, it'd be a shame if I woke him up, though"

Cavey picked up his club and a pink bird flew out and landed on Cavey Jr's bed stand to wake him up.

The little bird jumped onto Cavey Jr.'s ear and said, "Wake up!"

Cavey Jr started to open his eyes and talked in a groggy state.

"Huh?" he yawned "What's going on here?"

"Morning, Junior." His father said. "Time to wake up."

"Yes sir" Cavey Jr yawned.

The little caveboy walked over to his closet and pulled his face hair back, once again revealing his face skin. Then, he put a pair of glasses on his eyes and a bow tie around him.

"That me boy" Cavey gave a thumbs up "Now come on son. Time to go to cave care and me to go to work"

"Right pop" said Cavey Jr.

The caveboy followed his father out of his bedroom and they made their way to the dining room for breakfast.

Cavey reached into the fridge and pulled out an ice block containing a large turkey drumstick and one containing a large rib. He then went over to his microwave and pressed a button, which caused a dragon to use the fire breath to thaw the food out.

"I gotta pay child support somehow" the dragon remarked.

After thawing the food, Cavey took the food out and placed it on the table.

"Eat up son" said Cavey "We've got busy day ahead of us"

Cavey and his son both grabbed their respective plates, opened up their mouths and put the food right in it, pulling the bones out all clean and meat free.

"Me full." Cavey Jr. said after breakfast, rubbing his stomach as he speak.

"Me too." Cavey nodded before nodding towards the nearby door and added, "Let's go."

They both left and went outside to walk to Cavey Jr to school, just so people wouldn't know who they really were. Finally, they arrived at cave care.

"Unga, here we are son" said Cavey.

"Unga. See you later, Daddy." Cavey Jr. said.

"See you later, son." Cavey nodded as he patted his sons back before the caveboy rushed off to the cave care.

As soon as he got inside, he saw his two very best friends, Pebbles and Bamm Bamm playing with blocks.

"Hi Pebbles." Cavey Jr. said as he joined them. "Hi Bamm Bamm."

"Junior!" Bamm Bamm exclaimed.

"Hello Junior" said Pebbles "Wanna help us build a block castle?"

"Sure" said Cavey Jr "I'd love to"

The three friends then got to work on their block tower.

Meanwhile, Cavey made it to his job; the Daily Granite. To cover his expenses as a superhero, Captain Caveman disguises himself as an office boy named Chester.

"Morning, Chester." One of his co-workers greeted him.

"Unga, morning Wilma" said Cavey.

"Morning Chester" said another co-worker.

"Morning Betty" said Cavey.

"How's Junior?" Wilma asked as Cavey made his way to his desk.

"He doing good" said Cavey "Him and at Cave Care now"

"That's good" said Wilma "We just dropped off Pebbles and Bamm Bamm. Those three are such good friends"

"Yeah." Cavey nodded. "Maybe someday you and Fred invite me and Junior over and the kids can play together."

"That'd be just wonderful" said Betty "You, Fred and Barney can have some guy time as well"

Cavey nodded before carrying on towards his desk.

He picked up a slab and started writing on it with a sharp pick (like the kind you use for clay projects).

"Me hope there's a crime soon" he thought "This hard work. Now if only they could invent something more light and flat to write on"

A nearby bird overheard the remark and turned to the audience and said, "And you said that this is hard work to do!"

Cavey spent hours working on his slab work and got bored.

"When are Wilma and Betty coming back?" he wondered "They've got to have a story on crime by now"

Just then, the chief editor emerged from his office and walked towards Cavey.

"Chester!" he shouted.

"Unga, yes Mr. Jamestone?" Cavey got up from his slabwork "What is it?"

"There has been a massive robbery at the Stone Bank." Jamestone said. "I need you to get the story on it."

"Unga." Cavey nodded. "Me on it, chief."

"And you'd better" said Jamestone "Mrs. Flintstone and Mrs. Rubble have already disappeared! I want you to cover the story and bring back some photos!"

"You can count on me, chief" Cavey said as he dashed out of the office and ran to pick up his son.

As he made his way to the cave care, a familiar-voice called him. "Hey Chester!"

Cavey turned and looked. It was Fred Flintstone, who was on his way home from work.

"Hiya Chester, buddy boy" said Barney Rubble, who was in the passengers seat.

"Unga, hello Fred, hello Barney" said Cavey "Me was just on me way to pick up me son from cave care"

"Ah, so are we!" Fred smiled. "Wanna lift?"

"Unga" Cavey nodded. "Works with me."

"Then, hope right in!" Barney patted the vacant passenger seat beside him.

Once Cavey hopped onto the car, the car sped off with Fred exclaiming, "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"

The three cavemen used their feet to power the cars movement and make their way to the cave care.

The afternoon traffic was unusually light for rush hour and the trio were able to reach the cave care without encountering any traffic jams.

When they reached the cave care, they stopped their feet on the ground and the car stopped.

"Yeeooww!" Fred shouted in pain "They need to invent things to protect your feet with. You know, so we won't hurt our feet or step on anything sharp"

"No argument from me, Fred old pal." Barney agreed as he rubbed his foot with a cloth to sooth out the pain.

The three men got off the car and headed into the cave care.

"Pebbles! Bamm Bamm! Chester Jr!" Fred shouted "Time to go home!"

"Okay, Daddy" Pebbles replied as she and the boys finished piling up their blocks.

Pebbles got her backpack and Cavey Jr and Bamm Bamm then picked her up off the ground and carried her back to their father's, who were waiting.

Fred leaned over to pick up Pebbles, while Barney and Cavey did the same for Bamm Bamm and Cavey Jr. respectively.

"You have fun, son?" asked Barney.

"Bamm Bamm!" Bamm Bamm exclaimed happily.

"How about you, sweetie?" Fred asked his daughter.

Pebbles happily giggled.

"How about you, son?" asked Cavey.

"I sure did, pop!" Cavey Jr exclaimed.

"Say, would you guys like to come back to Fred's house for a play date?" Barney asked Cavey.

"Sounds like a good idea." Cavey nodded.

"That's great" said Fred "Wilma and Betty haven't arrived home from work yet, so I guess it's just us guys"

It was then that Cavey was reminded of his assignment from the Daily Granite.

"Oh, Fred, Barney." Cavey said. "Me got an assignment to work on at Daily Granite. Can you guys look after me son while me away?"

17h ago"Sure thing, pal" said Fred.

"See you there" said Barney.

While Fred and Barney drove away, Cavey and his son walked over to a nearby phone booth.

"Dad, what's going on?" asked Junior.

"Crime going on at First National Stone Bank" Cavey explained "We must investigate"

"Right, dad" said Junior "To the phone booth to change into..."

The duo then ran into the phone booth and started to change from mild mannered Chester Senior and Chester Junior into...

"Captain Caveman!" Cavey exclaimed.

"And son!" Junior added.

"Come son" said Cavey "We must be going now. Bank could be in danger"

"Yeah" said Junior "It could be the work of that no-good enemy of ours, Mr. Bad!"

"Then there's no time to waste...Captain CAVEMAAAANNN!" Cavey shouted as he zoomed up into the air.

"And son!" Junior flew after his father.

Author's Note:

And so it is, the first chapter in the origin for Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels. Now that we've met the main crime fighting duo, we must see them stop this bank robbery. Stay tuned.