(I couldn't resist the McLean puns, forgive me)

Percy closed his eyes. He'd always loved the sound of rain hitting his cabin roof. Yep, whining to Dionysius about wanting it to rain was definitely
worth it.

He closed his eyes as the drumming sounds intensified. Percy sighed, realizing that this rain won't last forever. He pulled his blanket up to his chin. A small nap couldn't hurt, right?

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Percy was at the brink of falling asleep.

"YO, PERCE!" A feminine voice greeted him loudly from outside. "OPEN THE DOOR, YOU BRAINLESS SUSHI!"

He swore loudly as he hesitantly threw his legs to the side of his bed. Percy marched over to his door and swung it open, revealing a muddy Piper M-not-so-cLean. He snickered as Piper wiped some mud off her face with her sleeve.

Percy whistled. "What happened to you?"

"Stolls," Piper grumbled, pushing past him, heading straight for the bathroom.

"What did they do this time?" He pulled a box out from under his bed. Percy kept a box filled with his friend's clothes in his cabin, just in case. With a grunt, Percy lifted it and carried it over to his bathroom.

"Picked the target. Aimed. Shot," she opened door, taking the box from Percy. He closed the door and sat down on his bed.

"Wait a second," Percy frowned, tilting his head. "Why didn't you just go to the Aphrodite cabin?'

"Because if I did, I would've been made fun of. You know how they are."

Percy nodded. "Ah, makes sense."

Piper snorted. 'Only Percy.'

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Piper emerged from the bathroom, looking a lot McLeaner than before. She was greeted with the sight of Percy sitting down on the floor, a pack of UNO cards in hand. She smirked, "You're so gonna lose."

"Don't be so sure o' that, Mate."

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Percy screeched. "You. Plus. Four. Carded. Me."

"I'm pretty sure you misused the word 'carded'," Piper grinned victoriously. She nudged the stack of cards towards Percy.

Percy grimaced. He snatched four cards from the pile. Taking a deep breath, he glanced at them.

Hades no.

Hades why.

I already have too many sevens.

Why would you do this to me?

Will you change my cards to plus fours if I apologize to you about the canola accident?

I'm guessing your answer is 'no'

He threw his cards over his shoulder. Haha, nope, never, no, nah.