A/N 1: With the help of my buddy Skumskunk this story is born! MWAHAHA! ....Yeah, anyway, to those who read my story, ZIM!, this is NOT a sequel, just something our deranged minds came up with. We do not own either Zim or Harry Potter, because if we did we'd be living in a really big castle, and we don't.
A shrill scream rang through the air. Large buildings exploded and debris rained down on the terrorized citizens. Trees burned and windows shattered. People ran everywhere and anywhere, trying to get away from the terrible monster. By the time it had gotten to the center of the town, it was deserted, so it flew on. It's expressionless gaze observing all.
When news got out about the terrible monster, special exterminators flooded to Europe from all over the world, but none could exterminate the terrible monstrosity. Some got terrible diseases, some died, and others even got really bad cases of dandruf. No one could defeat the EVIL monster. It was just too powerful! Then, on day after hours of death and special medicated hair treatments, the monster simply disappeared....from the muggle world anyway.
Far, far away over in America,[eww, you mean that place where Wacko Jacko lives?] (Yes, where Jacko lives, now quit interrupting me!)[Yes, ma'am] Anyway in America, Zim was conducting another emergency experiment.
"Yes,YES!" he yelled, flailing his arms at a blueberry muffin with several tubes connected to large machines, sending fluid in and out of the muffin. "I will soon know the secrets of the laser canons located in this filthy.... SECRET THING, YES!" He started to laugh insanely as he pictured all the ways Dib would beg for mercy, but would become a big pile of brown mush anyway, yay!
Two hours later, when Zim finally stopped laughing (oh, wait we still have five seconds left)
. . . . .
(okay)
The muffin-slash-Earthnoid battle weapon of doomy doomness was gone!GASP!
"The battle Earthnoid doomy weapon doomy...doom... is gone! AHHHH! DOOM!"
Zim ran around his underground base, screaming and basically looking like an idiot.
G.I.R on the otherhand, was watching the fuzzy channel, unaware of Zim's frantic.... franticness. But soon his favorite, well second- NO! his sixth favorite show was interrupted by a rude crying thing, screaming of an apocalyptic explody end. Zim, stopped circling upon hearing the filthy human's wretches of scary death.
"We're all going to die horrible deaths filled with death and pie! Die, die, DIE!"
The human worm started to claw violently at his head, then- poof! His head- exploded pieces of flesh, skull and gray matter splattered all over the room and camera lens. Cleany people wiped off the camera and another reporter was brought in. Intrigued, Zim watched on.
The new reported had a thin, gaunt face and a strechy smile. She also had a piece of cabbage stuck in her teeth (the cabbage had a dashing smile, rawr!).
"A mechanical menace has been sited in Scotland, terrorizing towns and cities by the minute. This evil creature most likely will be the end of our modern civilization, leaving our world to be ruled by a potato of such evil and chaos that each and every one of us will be hunted down. Next up, a new chocolate chip cookie guarantied to give you twice the fat calories!"
As the porter disappeared from the screen, a picture of Zim's robot bee and another picture of a really green cookie appeared. Then, the fuzzy channel resumed, G.I.R clapped and Zim realized exactly what was going on.
"My robot bee has stolen my Earthnoid battle weapon of DOOM"
A/N2: Poor, poor Harry....BYE!
A shrill scream rang through the air. Large buildings exploded and debris rained down on the terrorized citizens. Trees burned and windows shattered. People ran everywhere and anywhere, trying to get away from the terrible monster. By the time it had gotten to the center of the town, it was deserted, so it flew on. It's expressionless gaze observing all.
When news got out about the terrible monster, special exterminators flooded to Europe from all over the world, but none could exterminate the terrible monstrosity. Some got terrible diseases, some died, and others even got really bad cases of dandruf. No one could defeat the EVIL monster. It was just too powerful! Then, on day after hours of death and special medicated hair treatments, the monster simply disappeared....from the muggle world anyway.
Far, far away over in America,[eww, you mean that place where Wacko Jacko lives?] (Yes, where Jacko lives, now quit interrupting me!)[Yes, ma'am] Anyway in America, Zim was conducting another emergency experiment.
"Yes,YES!" he yelled, flailing his arms at a blueberry muffin with several tubes connected to large machines, sending fluid in and out of the muffin. "I will soon know the secrets of the laser canons located in this filthy.... SECRET THING, YES!" He started to laugh insanely as he pictured all the ways Dib would beg for mercy, but would become a big pile of brown mush anyway, yay!
Two hours later, when Zim finally stopped laughing (oh, wait we still have five seconds left)
. . . . .
(okay)
The muffin-slash-Earthnoid battle weapon of doomy doomness was gone!GASP!
"The battle Earthnoid doomy weapon doomy...doom... is gone! AHHHH! DOOM!"
Zim ran around his underground base, screaming and basically looking like an idiot.
G.I.R on the otherhand, was watching the fuzzy channel, unaware of Zim's frantic.... franticness. But soon his favorite, well second- NO! his sixth favorite show was interrupted by a rude crying thing, screaming of an apocalyptic explody end. Zim, stopped circling upon hearing the filthy human's wretches of scary death.
"We're all going to die horrible deaths filled with death and pie! Die, die, DIE!"
The human worm started to claw violently at his head, then- poof! His head- exploded pieces of flesh, skull and gray matter splattered all over the room and camera lens. Cleany people wiped off the camera and another reporter was brought in. Intrigued, Zim watched on.
The new reported had a thin, gaunt face and a strechy smile. She also had a piece of cabbage stuck in her teeth (the cabbage had a dashing smile, rawr!).
"A mechanical menace has been sited in Scotland, terrorizing towns and cities by the minute. This evil creature most likely will be the end of our modern civilization, leaving our world to be ruled by a potato of such evil and chaos that each and every one of us will be hunted down. Next up, a new chocolate chip cookie guarantied to give you twice the fat calories!"
As the porter disappeared from the screen, a picture of Zim's robot bee and another picture of a really green cookie appeared. Then, the fuzzy channel resumed, G.I.R clapped and Zim realized exactly what was going on.
"My robot bee has stolen my Earthnoid battle weapon of DOOM"
A/N2: Poor, poor Harry....BYE!