Hello, my name is hazel-jade and I shall be your guide for this horrible story. For those who don't know what my immortal is: it's the worst story on the internet. So to soften the blow I shall be commenting on this horrible piece of... Can I call it literature?
For those who already know what my immortal is feel free to compare this one with other commentators.
Last but not least, at the end of every chapter I will depict a way of killing the main character. Believe me, once we really get into this story you'll probably be hoping for this part.
Have a good tour and until next time.
Disclaimer: I don't own My Immortal or Harry Potter nor the idea for this fan fiction
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)(I'll bet anything you aren't) 2 my gf (ew not in that way)(And what's wrong with being gay? Of course, they would probably just pitch you right back from where you came from) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.(Believe me when I say that I hate raven and bloodytearz just because of this story) U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2!(I highly doubt that he loves her back) MCR ROX!(I have no idea why she put that here...)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (I wonder if it all fit on her birth certificate) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)(Because that's the only way that parent's can decide how to name their children. If it had been me they would have named me brown) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back (She died her hair) and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (How are your eyes like limpid tears?) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (Yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England)(AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.(Kids, your father and I are brother and sister. That's called incest!) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.(What's wrong with straight and white teeth? I for one like having my teeth) I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (Sorry dear, it's in Scotland. Read the damn books!) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen)(I would have never guessed, thank God she told me!) I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic (I had to go on google for this and from what I see Hot Topic is only in the States, Puerto Rico and there's two in Canada. NOT IN SCOTLAND... that is all) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink (Pink is not a gothic colour. Maybe it's a goffik colour?) fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation (Why would you need it, unless you forgot you were a vampire.), black eyeliner and red eye shadow.(She told everything that she wore because...?) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun(no shit), which I was very happy about.(So your not one of those glittering vampires. Wow, sure fooled me.) A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.(Very mature)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!(Oh No... It's Draco!)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.(A very interesting conversation, please, keep going.)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!(I won't say anything here... too easy)
(A/N: Now it's my time! Like promised this is the way that I would kill the main character now)
When I arrived to my friends I noticed that they were each holding a machete.
"Are we playing a game?"
They all looked at me and nodded their heads before replying that the game was called: Kill Ebony with a machete! I thought they were only kidding because, be honest, who would want to kill me? But after the first swing of a machete I knew they weren't.