Devil's Hand: Murder of Crows

Michael and Jenny were driving to Las Vegas.

They just got married and are planning to spend the night on the town.

"Michael, that was a great ceremony wasn't it?"

Michael looked at her then back on the road. "Well, it could have been worse. Your brother could have jumped out of that cake naked like he said he would!" Michael and Jenny both laughed.

They noticed that, on the side of the road, a pretty blonde woman wearing ripped up tight pants, a skinny man with long hair and beard, and a bald fat man with his face painted like a clown sitting in a car.

Jenny said, "Maybe we should pull over and help them."

Michael gave her a look of worry. "Are you insane? You know what they say about pulling over for strangers, don't!"

Jenny gave him a compassionate look and Michael finally caved in. "Fine, I'm doing this for you, not for them." Jenny smiled.

Michael pulled their truck over to the side of the road. "You folks need a hand?" The blonde smiled and said, "Why, that's very nice of you. You have no idea how long we've been stuck out here. I've been standing on the side of the road for over an hour now."

The blonde was clearly using a fake southern accent but Michael didn't care. He just wanted to help. Jenny smiled and asked, "Are you folks going to Vegas?" They shook their heads no. Jenny continued, "We just got married. We are going out for a night on the town!"

Michael smiled as he worked on the engine of their car. "Okay, your rotor is cracked, but it isn't serious. You will be able to get it to the next town, but unfortunately you will need to have that crack fixed."

Michael closed the hood. "Well, you folks have a nice day. Come on, Jenny. We need to get going." They started walking toward their truck and then the blonde got in there way. "You're not going anywhere, accept in the ground." Then she laughed crazily.

Michael and Jenny finally realized what was going on. It was a set-up. They ran for their truck, but The skinny man with the long hair and beard pulled out two guns and fired at them, forcing them to stop running.

Jenny felt a stabbing pain in her side. She looked and realized that the blonde had stabbed her with a knife. Then, Michael and Jenny were attacked.

The blonde slashed Jenny repeatedly and the bearded man viciously kicked Michael. After almost twenty minutes of torture, they took Michael and Jenny out into the desert.

The bald fat man took out a shotgun and shot Jenny at close range. Michael yelled, "JESUS CHRIST!"

Then he aimed the shotgun at Michael. Michael gave them an evil look and said in a low monotone voice, "I swear, I will come back from my grave and I will kill all of you!"

That's when the bald man shot him at close range and then they left, leaving Michael and Jenny dead in the middle of nowhere in the Nevada desert.

Meanwhile, Sherriff Wydell and 'The Unholy Two' are on their search for the firefly family.

"You two assholes just keep in touch. And when you find them, rough em' up a little before you bring them to me."

The bounty hunters got on their bikes and rode off.

Sherriff Wydell got in his jeep and drove off in the opposite direction.

Author's note: This is my first "Devil's Rejects" fanfic so please don't criticize me too bad. Chapter 2 coming soon! Thank you.