The Humanoid Typhoon
Vash the Stampede
The Humanoid Typhoon
With just one look
He can make all the women swoon
Sexy green eyes
Spiky blond hair
When he walks in
The girls stop and stare
They don't care about the scars
Or the fact that he's really really old
He's about 131 so I've been told
They love his personality
And his big silver pistol
It makes them feel safe
It's as clear as crystal
He's the man every girl wants
And every woman needs
Sorry ladies but only one can succeed
Meryl Strife is her name the winner of his heart
Sorry ladies we've lost this part
But wait his friend…
Who's that?
He carries a cross
And cute I might add
Ladies…
This one's not all that bad…
His name is Nicolas D. Wolfwood
And he's a priest
We can have some fun with him
at least until Meryl Mysteriously dies…
But this is a whole other story
Of which u needn't worry
So for now, goodbye Vash the Stampede
And hello Nicolas D. Wolfwood
Vash the Stampede
The Humanoid Typhoon
With just one look
He can make all the women swoon
Sexy green eyes
Spiky blond hair
When he walks in
The girls stop and stare
They don't care about the scars
Or the fact that he's really really old
He's about 131 so I've been told
They love his personality
And his big silver pistol
It makes them feel safe
It's as clear as crystal
He's the man every girl wants
And every woman needs
Sorry ladies but only one can succeed
Meryl Strife is her name the winner of his heart
Sorry ladies we've lost this part
But wait his friend…
Who's that?
He carries a cross
And cute I might add
Ladies…
This one's not all that bad…
His name is Nicolas D. Wolfwood
And he's a priest
We can have some fun with him
at least until Meryl Mysteriously dies…
But this is a whole other story
Of which u needn't worry
So for now, goodbye Vash the Stampede
And hello Nicolas D. Wolfwood