Hey Guys, I have been thinking about this idea for awhile, so here it is!!
THIS IS A ONE SHOT
The evils of Xbox Live
Where the hell is Fang? He hasn't come out of his room all day and I swear I heard him laughing at like 3 am this morning.
"Fang! Open this door!!" I screamed.
"TOUCHDOWN! WOOH TAKE THAT HAMLET345!!" I heard.
What the hell?
"Max, where's Fang?" Nudge asked.
"In his room, but I don't know why" I replied.
"Ok" She said as she walked away, uninterested.
"FANG! OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!" I screamed.
"Haha! I recovered the onside kick! Loser!!" He said.
This boy has some major issues.
"OPEN THIS DOOR NO OR I WILL KICK IT DOWN!" I warned.
"FIRST DOWN BABY!" He yelled.
I kicked the door a couple times, finally getting it down on my final try.
I saw Fang, wearing the same clothes he was wearing when he got home from Gamestop yesterday, sitting on his bed, playing his new Xbox 360. He looked like he had gotten a grand total of 0 hours of sleep. He had what looked like a McDonalds headset in his ear.
"Fang? What the hell are you doing?" I asked.
"Max not now, I'm busy... No, Hamlet, I'm not talking to you" He said without looking up from his game.
"AirForce sucks Man, Boston College is so much better" He continued.
WTF?!
"Fang? Are you ok?" I asked, nervously.
"Max, I'm busy" He said, pounding furiously on the controller.
I looked at the TV screen to see he was playing NCAA Football 09. He continued to speak to whoever 'Hamlet' is, completely ignoring the fact that I was still in there.
"Fang, thats enough video games for now." I said.
"MAX! You made me throw an interception!" Fang said angerily.
He went back to his game. I walked over to the TV, and unplugged it, and the xbox.
"HEY!" Fang yelled.
"Hey yourself" I replied
"That wasn't cool Max, I was in the middle of a game!" He cried.
"Boo fricken hoo" I said.
"Now I'm gonna get reported for quiting a game!" He whined.
"Fang, do you realize how stupid you sound and look right now?" I asked.
"I don't sound or look stupid!" He wailed.
"Yeah you do Fang" Gazzy said, coming into the room.
"You kept me up all night last night with all that noise you made" Gazz said.
"Oh sorry" Fang apologized.
"How were you talking to that person?" I asked.
"X-Box Live" Fang replied.
"Huh?" I asked.
"X-Box live allows you to play and talk with people from all over the world. It's pretty sick" He replied.
"Where'd you get it?" I asked.
"Yesterday when I went to GameStop" He replied.
"No more unsupervised visits to GameStop, got it?" I said sternly.
"Yes Ma'am" He replied sarcastically.
Gazzy plugged everything back in and Fang put his McDonalds ear piece back on. I walked over to him and said, "Can I get a quarter pounder please?" I asked him.
"Would you like fries with that?" He said, with a smile.
Fang went into the game lobby on the TV and found a game to play.
If I ever get my hands on the guy that created X-Box Live, They would be sorry.
Sorry Maximum The voice said sheepishly.
Some how I knew the voice was involved in the creation.
THE END! I know the voice didn't really create X-Box Live, Microsoft did, but I thougt that was a nice touch. I thought of this when my brother came home from college last week and instantly went to the X-BOX 360 with his ear piece. They do look like the things at McDonalds, it's quite funny. Anyways, Hope you guys liked it!!