*insert your average disclaimer about not owning Super Smash Brothers, Nintendo, Konami, or Sega.*
"Ouch!" cried Peach as she fell down to the ground. Bowser had recently injured her really hard and ran off. She picked herself off the ground while Mario and all the female smashers crowded around her with a first aid kit and yummy treats such as cookies, chocolates and candy. They crowd surfed her to the living room and placed the princess on a couch.
"Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?" Zelda dashed in with some chocolate cookies so Peach can cheer up.
"It's Bowser", sobbed Peach. "I innocently bumped into him. He got all mad and brutally attacked me for no reason."
"Bowser? That guy's been giving us a hard a-time too! He punched me in the nose when I was about to talk to you. He told me to stay away from you or Luigi dies." replied Mario while he cleaned and bandaged Peach's wounds.
"He broke our mallets!" whined Nana. "Now I can't go mountain climbing with Popo!"
"Don't worry girls, Bowser is so, like going to get it." said Samus in a positive voice. She patted Peach and Nana on the head.
The group didn't realize that Sonic was secretly behind a couch, eavesdropping on them. He was armed with binoculars and a voice recording device. "The group wants Bowser to get it? I'll make sure he gets it. Besides, he caused me a few broken bones." Sonic snickered in an evil voice. When the group was done taking care of Peach and left her to rest, Sonic quietly returned back to his room to put away his recording equipment. He took out the phone he "borrowed" from Snake and dialed the number to a magic shop he found on the Internet.
"Azeroth Magic Shop, how can I help you?" said the cheerful female voice.
"Do you have any potions that cause negative effects in the consumer?" asked Sonic in a curious voice.
"We're sorry but we're sold out of our Liquid Horror, Bladder Flow and Sleeping Elixirs." said the woman. "May we interest you in our Nasty Mystery Potion?"
The word "nasty" piqued Sonic's mind. He needed a nasty potion, no matter what the effect it does on anyone. Well, except for death. He didn't want to be charged of murder if Bowser dies from drinking it. Still curious, Sonic decided to ask about the potion anyway.
"How does it work?" questioned Sonic.
"Each potion is a mystery and gives a random negative effect for a random duration. The potion's effect can range from hiccups to memory loss, and the duration can range from 1 minute to permanently. The potion is 5 dollars each and we're not responsible for physical or mental damage to the consumer." informed the woman.
"Are you sure you want to buy this seemingly dangerous potion?" she continued.
"Sure! I'll buy 2!" replied Sonic. He gave his phone number and address so the potions can be delivered to the mansion.
"Thank you, your potions will be delivered in 1 hour. For best results, combine the potion with a tasty drink, such as juice or soda. It's tasteless and colorless, so your victim won't discover that you put something in his drink. We hope to see you in person sometime Mr. Hedgehog." said the woman. Click! She hanged up. Beep!
1 hour later, a knock was heard on Sonic's door. He opened it up to see Snake giving him a large cardboard box.
"I paid the lady the bill. You owe me ten dollars and that box!" growled the mercenary. Snake stormed off, leaving Sonic speechless. He took the box to his room and opened it up. Inside, he found the potions he ordered and some other stuff that he didn't order including a spell book, a wand, a few scrolls and some mana potions.
"Guess that will make a good birthday or Christmas present for Link or Zelda." he thought. He shoved the items under his bed so no one will be suspicious. He took one of the potions and the box, and brought it downstairs. Snake was busy drinking a glass of beer, when he noticed Sonic and the box. He walked over and snatched the box from the hedgehog's hands. He put it over himself and crawled over to Samus's room. Bowser was busy talking with Ganondorf and Wolf, and nearby was Bowser's refreshing cola. It was positioned on a modern glass table beside a delicate lamp that Peach bought for the mansion.
"I Falcon Punched Captain Falcon today!" boasted Ganondorf.
"Isn't there rumors that you'll get replaced by some guy from that Skyward Sword game and Wolf will be replaced by Fox's girlfriend?" questioned Bowser.
"Me? Ha! I won't let that Star Fox do that to me!" snorted Wolf.
While the 3 villains were gossiping, Sonic poured the potion into Bowser's cola, used his finger to stir the cola, and quickly ran upstairs. Bowser took a gulp of the cola and finished it at once.
"Refreshing!" said Bowser. He stretched his arm not realizing that he was going to knock over the lamp.
CRASH!
The lovely lamp was shattered in pieces, giving a near-death heart attack to everyone in the living room and waking up Peach from her beauty sleep.
"Uhh, Hi Peach." Bowser tried to keep a straight poker face, but was greeted with Peach and her frying pan.
"GET HIM!" she screamed as she pointed her frying pan at Bowser. The girls chased him with their weapons and knocked out Bowser.
Meanwhile, Sonic was back in his room reading a magazine. He was greeted with another knock on the door. The hedgehog opened up the door and saw Samus. She winked and said "I knew Bowser was going to get it."
Now since Bowser is cursed with bad luck, what misadventure do you want to see Bowser in?
Liquid Horror (scares people), Bladder Flow (reduces bladder need to 0) and Sleeping Elixir (energy need increases faster) are from the Sims 3: Generations. Like Above, I don't own that game.