SWP24: I came up with this idea before bed and found it kind of funny. Enjoy! :)
Baby Kyuubi:
Destroyed ten thousand ants a day. His hobby was building mud castles.
1-year old Kyuubi:
He was very annoying and cried often. Enjoyed scaring humans with this.
2-year old Kyuubi:
Bit zookeepers if they even came within one meter of him. He was teething anyway.
3-year old Kyuubi:
Played Godzilla in his den. He wanted to destroy a city when he grew up.
4-year old Kyuubi:
Enjoyed destroying ant hills. He also liked playing with children.
5-year old Kyuubi:
Learned that he gained a tail each year after attending a kindergarten class.
6-year old Kyuubi:
He was an amazing painter. He actually painted a miniature Mona Lisa with his paws! He was recognized as a prodigy.
7-year old Kyuubi:
Ate humans. He enjoyed playing Rampage! He thought it was funny when you got to pick up a bus and eat the humans out of it making it look like a soda can.
8-year old Kyuubi:
Conducted an experiment. What would happen if he sneezed as loudly as he could? He tried it out. People started sacrificing themselves to him. It wasn't a bad way to live.
9-year old Kyuubi:
Attempted to destroy Konoha and was beaten up by the Yondaime.
The End.