Family at its finest
Warning: Swearing.
The scene opens on Zabusa in the kitchen ridiculously trying to cook with a pink frilly apron on. He gets more and more frustrated at the stove, he keeps moving the pan back and forth expecting food to come out HOW THE HELL DOES HAKU DO IT! He thinks.
"Wahhahahahhhhhh, Saskaayyyy gimme it baaaaaacck!" Poor little Sakura had just gotten her favorite doll stolen by the lil' scamp Sasuke.
Why the hell do I humor Haku like this? I have to cook and watch the babies! GAH! Zabu slammed the pot down in defeat and threw the box of Mac and Cheese he had in the pot in the microwave and cranked it up to five minutes. That should work.
He walks into the living room to find Sakura bawling in the corner while Sasuke throws pencils at her doll. Where's Naru- "SAKE GEET ME OUTTA HEEEAAARRRR!" There he is; how the hell did he get trapped under the couch? Zaabu looks at Sasuke to see his Kekkai flash as he reaches for another pencil. Ugh, if he wasn't enough trouble.
Zabu picks up the couch and frees lil' Naruto while at the same time catching his collar as he tries to run maliciously at Sasuke. "LEMME AT EM LEMMEE AAATTT HIM!"
He grabs the doll and pencils from Sasuke and drops it all in his pink apron. Sasuke flashes Zabu a malicious look. At least his Kekkai went away. Huff
He hands the doll to Sakura from his pocket, throws Naruto over one shoulder and Sasuke over the other; then without a word Zabu walks into the nap room and drops each baby in their crib. Immediately, they both scurry up to the bars and stare at each other across the room. Zabu flicks his fingers and a chakra barrier splits the room in half. There, now they'll stop fighting and sleep. Zabu walks out and turns out the light on the way.
Where the hell's Haku- *BOOM* holy fuck did I really put a box of Mac and cheese in the fucking microwave? Zabu runs into the kitchen to find Sakura poking a big puddle of orang-ish goop that seemed to of leaked from the burnt microwave.
"Holy sh-." Zabu stops himself just in time after seeing Sakura in the room.
"Boom?" Sakura asks with some the goop on her finger which conveniently was shoved in her mouth. Zabu pats her head, they're annoying but so damn cute.
He walks over to the sink and fills up Sakura's sippy cup with water. He brings it over to Sakura, wipes off her finger with his apron, lifts her up and carries her into the nap room. Luckily, Naruto and Sasuke have fallen asleep against the bars, obviously still contemptuous toward each other.
Zabu puts the sleepy Sakura down in her crib. It's so odd how Sakura falls asleep after drinking water, so odd. Then just as Zabu was about to leave, Sakura whimpers, with concern he looks back.
"Ino, Iinnnnnoooooo!" She wails.
"Shhhhh!" Zabu says quietly. Her doll? Crap where is it? He walks into the living room: not there. Ohgodno- the kitchen.He walks into the kitchen to discover Ino the doll half submerged in goop. Zabu yanks the doll out and uses chakra to separate the cheese from the doll. I am never cooking again, ever.
He walks back into the nap room to find Sakura silently sobbing over Ino. He drops the doll into the crib and wipes away her tears.
"Shhhhhh." He shushes her. She curls up around Ino and falls asleep. Content, Zabu walks into the jiving room and plops onto the couch. How the hell does Haku like staying home? He goes to work for one day and I –an amazing ninja- can't run the house even that long. Oh Haku come back I miss you!
Just then, Haku walks through the door in his little adorable business outfit.
"HAKU! I mean, hi hubby." Zabu exclaims but qualms his excitement.
Haku silently walks into the nap room as he loosens his tie, then into the kitchen, which makes Zabu cringe, and back into the living room.
"Well it's a good thing that tomorrow Kakashi will be watching the kiddos!" Haku smiled slightly.
"We're both going to the same place tomorrow?" Replied Zabu.
"Yes, you're getting your wish" Smiled Haku.
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Foot notes:
The last lines refer to how in the manga Zabu wanted to go to the same place as Haku, so yea.
Want more?
If people want a chapter two it would be about Kakashi and Jiraiya. But no spoilers :)
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