Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men... so there! Naaa!
I thought that people could use a humourus story. So I tried to write one.
When people say, "they say" who is they? P.S.. Read Vega's new story.
hows that for subliminal? Match the sentinces with the Hero! Yayeee!
Yer ol' pal, The Bud.
When Super Heroes Trick or Treat... Next on Fox.
"Has anybody seen muh hair! Ah can't go as a skunk without muh hair!"
"Wow, Jean, that costume really makes your ass look big!"
Wack! "Owwww! I didn't mean it!"
"Are my breasts big enough to be Storm this year, Bub?"
"By the lightning, I heard that! Die canadian rodent!"
"Thats it! I'm staying to pass out candy this year!"
"No, your not Jean, you ate it all last year and terrorised
three year olds outta their stash!"
*whine* Yes sir."
"She set my fake eyelashes on fire! Get them off! Get them ooooofffff!"
"Do you like my wig? I think I'll keep it."
"Professor, It's pink."
"Die Alaskan rodent! Aghhhhh!"
"Get Storm away from meeeee! Wahhhhh!"
"I peed myself and it froze."
"I shaved for holloween, I'll go as Rakishi."
"Noooooo!"
"Noooooooooo!"
"For the love of the bright lady, Nooooo!"
Mine eyes!! Nieeeeennnn!"
"I'll take that as a yes."
"My zipper caught on dis ting!"
"The urinal mint froze to my pee pee!"
"How many times do I have to tell you to use proper English!
No Holloween for you!"
"Behave or I'm cancelling Christmas!"
"But..."
"Thats it, Scott! No Santa for you!"
"*Whine* Yes sir. Grmmblefucer"
"And no Easter!"
"But I'm Jewish!"
"No lactias for you, Menora girl!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going Trick or Treating."
So in the end, all the X-Men with the exceptition of Jean
went trick or treating. By the time they returned, Jean was passed out in a pile
of five year olds and snicker wrappers. Scott never got to see Santa again.
I thought that people could use a humourus story. So I tried to write one.
When people say, "they say" who is they? P.S.. Read Vega's new story.
hows that for subliminal? Match the sentinces with the Hero! Yayeee!
Yer ol' pal, The Bud.
When Super Heroes Trick or Treat... Next on Fox.
"Has anybody seen muh hair! Ah can't go as a skunk without muh hair!"
"Wow, Jean, that costume really makes your ass look big!"
Wack! "Owwww! I didn't mean it!"
"Are my breasts big enough to be Storm this year, Bub?"
"By the lightning, I heard that! Die canadian rodent!"
"Thats it! I'm staying to pass out candy this year!"
"No, your not Jean, you ate it all last year and terrorised
three year olds outta their stash!"
*whine* Yes sir."
"She set my fake eyelashes on fire! Get them off! Get them ooooofffff!"
"Do you like my wig? I think I'll keep it."
"Professor, It's pink."
"Die Alaskan rodent! Aghhhhh!"
"Get Storm away from meeeee! Wahhhhh!"
"I peed myself and it froze."
"I shaved for holloween, I'll go as Rakishi."
"Noooooo!"
"Noooooooooo!"
"For the love of the bright lady, Nooooo!"
Mine eyes!! Nieeeeennnn!"
"I'll take that as a yes."
"My zipper caught on dis ting!"
"The urinal mint froze to my pee pee!"
"How many times do I have to tell you to use proper English!
No Holloween for you!"
"Behave or I'm cancelling Christmas!"
"But..."
"Thats it, Scott! No Santa for you!"
"*Whine* Yes sir. Grmmblefucer"
"And no Easter!"
"But I'm Jewish!"
"No lactias for you, Menora girl!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going Trick or Treating."
So in the end, all the X-Men with the exceptition of Jean
went trick or treating. By the time they returned, Jean was passed out in a pile
of five year olds and snicker wrappers. Scott never got to see Santa again.