You know the original version of The Three Little Pigs, right? Well, this is how they got their wives. When the first pig went into town he met a gorgeous pig and came back in ten days with a baby. When the second pig went to the country, he met a pig that was just right for him and came back in eleven days with one baby. When the third pig went to the city, he met a rich pig. They came back from Las Vegas and Hollywood in a big, black limo with a Miss Piggy poster, a baby, and a man who would make an extension on the house and also put in a swimming pool. When their children grew up they wanted to do the exact same thing, so they did. They even made it like a family tradition and so on and so on. (They even passed on the Miss Piggy poster.)