20 things to do with Emmett Cullen:
1. Buy tickets to the nearest Lakers' game and invite Jasper and Emmett, and the second you get there, you remember, Jasper hates the Lakers.
2. With your epiphany yell it really loud in said car, alerting Emmett, who now plans to decorate Jasper's room with the Lakers colours.
3. Give Emmett a box of condoms.
4. Give Emmett some string.
5. Come back in 15 minutes to realize Emmett has decorated Edward's room in balloon condom animals, with string!
6. Plan to jump on Rosalie only to have her give you a death glare.
7. Try to jump on Edward only to remember he can hear your's and Emmett's thoughts, and giggling.
8. Step on Bella's untied shoelace, making her fall and blush, cue Emmett making some peverted sexual lesbian joke.
9. Give Emmett a stuffed bear, make him watch brother bear, and convince him it's wrong to kill bears.
10. Send the now brain washed Emmett back to the Cullens, while singing I'm On My Way.
11. Dress up like confederate soldiers and run through the house screaming "Oh General Whitlock!"
12. Have Emmett remove the jacket to reveal Esme's brand new bra, that is now stretched out.
13. Then video tape Emmett dancing against Jasper in a completely Heterosexual man crush way. In his new Lakers themed room.
14. Show said tape at every event, including homecoming, and pep rallies!
15. Give Emmett a cookie and forget to remind him it taste like dirt.
16. Hug the now sad Emmett and curl up in Edward's super comfy bed.
17. Have Emmett protect you from the staring condom balloon animals.
18. Help Emmett put pink bows in Edward's hair.
19. Use Carlisle's paper work as scrap paper and make Emmett a 'you're-the-bestest-big-brother-in-the-world' card.
20. Blame everything on the lawn gnomes and run.
I was just thinking of random things don't know if you'll think it's funny but the scenes in my head are hilarious.
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