The Funny Insanity!
Chapter OnE: A school by any other INSANITY!
I dedicate all the Funny Insanity series to Pinkdragonflame, salamander3, The Crimson Lugia, Lccorp2, DClick and Corrector9Yui. Hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: Fic mine, Pokemon not. So are the ones that have that copyright law on them.
By: Yamamoto Kou
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On one very bright and sunny morning, all the characters that ever appeared in the episodes are in a very big classroom. The teacher, who's a woman, walked into class. "Good morning everybody." "Good morning Miss Nicotine." "Right class, today were all gonna learn about more about Science."
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was Bruno, yelling his head off, kicking his head, licking his back, hopping on one foot, and flapping both ears as he attempts to either escape class or do suicide by jumping out of the window from the 7,713th floor of a building. Everyone could've sworn that they heard the splat of his body making contact with the ground. As everyone knows, 13 is NOT a lucky number. Everyone was glad for the delay, as the teacher has to call an ambulance and also help to scrape the stuff of the ground. Eewww!
When the teacher came back all nervous after seeing bits of Bruno that were umm. splattered, she found Tracey doing sketches of the Pokemon in the classroom and everybody is getting annoyed by this. Especially with the comments he made while drawing them. "Oh boy! This is going to be my masterpiece!"
The teacher took the sketchbook out of his hands. "Hey!" "Tracey, this is the last time you're ever drawing during my class. What is the punishment that will ACTUALLY get through you Tracey?!" The Elite 4 (or 3 due to Bruno's sudden disappearance or 5 since Lorelei and Agatha are here) and Lance: "May we do the honors?" "Sure. Use your pokemon if you have to." "Great!" *Everyone looks evilly at Tracey. *
Lorelei: Dewgong, use Ice Beam.
Agatha: Gengar, use Shadow Ball!
Will: Xatu! Use Physhic.
And so the attacks went on until Lance gave the final blow. "Dragonite! Use your Hyper Beam!" After all those attacks, Tracey was frozen, hit with ghost attacks, thrown around the room a lot of times with physhic attacks, poisoned, hit with Faint Attacks, and finally, thanks to the Hyper Beam, not only get killed but blasted out of the room as well. The others look in awe at this interesting scene until they can't see him through the hole that's covered with debris in the wall anymore.
"That will teach Tracey to stop sketching in class. *rips sketchbook to pieces and throws them out the window* I hope. Right class, looks like we still have time to continue with our class." *class groans*
" Now lets see. I pick. Mewtwo!" Apparently, Mewtwo saw this coming and teleported her a piece of paper containing the answer to every single question he was to be asked that day. "Oookay." Mewtwo secretly sticks out his tongue at teacher.
" I'll be sure to give the other teachers the message. *sweatdrops* And now I pick. Giovanni!" *Giovanni grumbles* "Explain, briefly, the meaning of the Universe." " It is a space that contains all the cheese nips, cookies, chlorinated bleach, GBAs, muffins, and Morty merchandise that Team Rocket will take over! Mwahahahahaha!" " Not exactly, but your half right! Next question will be for. Chuck. What is sand?"
"Ummm, It's the stuff you find on the beach." "What is sand?" "Ummm, its. its. it's made from multipurpose leather wear." "No." " Glossy looking lipstick?" "No." "Expensive and rare cosmetics?" "Can't you think of an answer that doesn't involve women's fashion?" Chuck thinks for a moment.
While he thinks, Pryce tries to think about more stuff about women. [Really small and almost transparent bikinis and pretty, frilly, pink, tight little panties.] Just then, he was thrown around the room a couple of times and thrown outside the window where, he too, met his doom. At the corner of the classroom, Sabrina was slightly red. [Perverted freak!] she thought. The teacher didn't bother to go call the ambulance after she saw Bruno.
" Can I go to the sand box in the play school section to find out what it is?" "No." "Can I answer for him Miss Nicotine?" It was Richie. " Be my guest." "Sand is made from finely crushed rocks that is called sand." "Very good Richie. Both of you may sit down now." Suddenly two 100,000,000,000,000-ton weights from dimension Extreme Insanity (EI) dropped on top of them.
"*Sweat drops* Now we come to the final question before the next class. What is E=mc2?" At this, all the professors raised their hands. "I wanna answer!" yelled professor West Wood the fourth. Elm countered with "I raised my hand first!" Then professor Ivy protested and said: "No, I'm the one." Then came professor Oak who shouted over the voices: "I'm the smartest so I should answer!" And so the conflict worsens so bad that 10 milliseconds of it made the teacher ask them all to sit down and forget about it.
"Told ya it works." Whispered Gary to his grandfather. "Fine, fine. Here's the fifty bucks. *hands over money. *" "Oh, and gramps, you've gotta take your punishment too." "What IS the punishment? *hopes like a maniac that it won't sound as bad as the last one which turned out to be a very hungry Gyarados that chased him halfway through the Summer.* "I'm giving you a million bucks." "You mean it?" "Sure. Here it comes now." One million bucks stampeded into the classroom and brought Professor Oak with them into Some- Bucking Region. Since the teacher had her back turned, she didn't notice it.
"Now class, time for the homework." The whole class groaned. Everyone proceeds to use their well-planned excuses.
Here are some examples.
"Koga, where's your homework?" "It made me mad." "Yes and now where is the homework?" "It made me very mad." " I asked you where's your homework. Not what it made you feel." "It made me very, very mad." " I'm asking you nicely. Please give me your homework and I'll take the bad homework to a far away so it won't make you mad anymore." "It made me very, very, very mad." "WHERE'S THE HOMEWORK ALREADY!!!??" " IT MADE ME VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY MAD!!!!!!"
"Ughh! Lance! Where is your HOMEWORK!" She is very pissed at the moment. " Uhhh. I was on Dragonite when I had just been putting the finishing touches on my homework when Dragonite flew over a nuclear power plant. It had a meltdown and then exploded! My homework fell into the radio-active goop."
"Fine. Ash, where's yours ?" Now Ash woke up late and had to skip breakfast so he was REALLY hungry. Most of all, he didn't have enough time to think of an excuse. So. "Ash what are you doing!? It's not food!" "Sorry, but I was REALLY hungry. Honest." "All right but your still getting detention." "Is there a way I can get out of this?" "Only if you can say please in Japanese." [Like he'll ever know this one] Everyone thought. "Onegai? *puppy dog eyes*" Everybody fell out of their chairs, anime style. "Okay."
She moved on to Bugsy who said an entire swarm of Beedrills chose to vent their anger on the homework that was with him. "Yo, loser. How did you know the answer to that question anyway?" "I don't watch Japanese anime for nothing." Ash sticks his tongue out at Gary. [I knew I should have watched those!] thought Gary. Then a very multicolored Magikarp filled with enough vanilla coke to make it weigh 999,999,999,999,999,999,999-tons from dimension EI fell on top of him. [On second thought, maybe not.]
Back to the teacher.
"How bout you, Lugia?" "I.uh.I used it too give my uncle the Heimlich maneuver when he ran out of pens to water Sufloras on the summer of the macadamias when the plane crashed and while there were two orangutans in the Himalayas opening a can full of grenades that fixed my clock that broke because of the hailstone storm that ruined the Arabian desert's marshmallow crop which attracted a large amount of monkeys followed by Aladdin and Ali Baba who dragged along the Stantler that had stolen everyone's left shoe." "Excuse me. I didn't quite catch that." "I said that it was dehydrated to the point of melting while the optimist was at Mount Everest that was planned in the years of the raging Magmars when guts were scarce and caused mass starvation starting with a capital F on the verge of ventilating knickers through gravitational force fields by minus the black hole along with a side order of fries served with the gingerbread man who lives in a well with the pussy until-." "Can I have a shorter explanation?" "It flew out the window?"
"Okay. Lieutenant Surge?" "Sure." Lt. Surge handed over his homework but when it made contact with the teacher's hand, BBBBZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK! The smell of burnt human was in the air. The teacher was charred to the tip of her toes. She opened her mouth and smoke came out of it. "*Laughs something like Woody Woodpecker* Wahoo! The Seaking got its dynamite! I repeat the Seaking got its dynamite." Yelled Lt. Surge as he yells into a phone. "Hey? Who are you? Are you going to order a pizza or what?!" "Over and out G.I Joe!" With that he tries to push the phone through his ear and out the other side.
"Heeellllppppp! Lt. Surge had gone mad!!!!!! Someone heeeeeeeelllllllpppppp! Call 911, call the ambulance, call something!!!! Hhheeeeeeelllllpppppp!!!!!!" The one yelling turned out to be Mew.
The teacher had by this time used her mobile phone to call the guys in the white coats to come and collect Lt. Surge and Mew.
While the guys are taking Mew into the van, Mew yelled: "I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!! LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK WITH A LUNATIC FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU CAN"T DO THIS TO ME!! I'M MEW!!!!!! CALL MY LAWYER!!!!!! SOMEBODY JUST HHHEEEELLLLPP-" "Don't worry. We'll put you in a nice, safe place." "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! CALL MY AGENT!!!!! I WANT OUT OF THIS LOUSY FIC! HHHHHEELLL-" Mews mouth was then gagged with a muffin. As soon as the two screwballs get sent to the 'special place', the teacher looked at Surges homework.
It read 'Homework will explode in 5 seconds'. Immediately after reading it, it exploded. Then a toy plane flew into the classroom and dropped a piece of paper into the teacher's burnt hands. It read 'Sorry. Message error. It will explode after reading.' It exploded, this time, a bigger explosion. It was followed by the crashing of the toy plane, which hit the teacher squarely on the head. After that, she became a burning bit of something on the ground.
As not to become suspects for murder, every single one of them ran out of the classroom (Everyone alive by the way).
But before he left, Brock yelled:"We have liberated the Great and Almighty Phyducks!" while waving a blue flag until a tree from dimension EI killed him with a chainsaw and left with the others.
When it left, the Multicolored Magikarp decided to leave no evidence of what happened so within two minutes, the blood stains are gone along with Gary, Chuck, Brock and Richie. But it left the teacher to deal with her own pains. It then took out a hat and jumped in to it dragging the hat with it and thus wiped out every single trace of itself.
Soon, everyone from Gundam Wing, Star Treck, and Star Wars came for their class. "Hey! What are you guys doing here?" "Us? What about you guys!!!" " It's our lesson now!!!" "Oh yeah?" Darth Vader takes out his laser sword. "So you wanna fight?" The Star Trek guys take out their weapons. "Hey! Had all of you already forgotten about us?" The Gundam Wing guys had all their weapons out too. Then they started an all-out war. Their fighting was so loud that it drowned the dying teacher's sounds of pain. Just then, All characters from the Dragon Ball series came into the picture. They joined the fight too thinking that its fun. And so more characters like Superman and Spiderman join. They destroyed half of the world because of that war.
Meanwhile on the other side of the Earth, the Pokemon characters are on deckchairs on a sunny beach. [I wonder what happened to the school now?] Blaine wondered. [It's probably closed down already] Sabrina's Alakazam answered for him. Soon, a black hole appeared (courtesy of dimension EI) and it proceeded to suck everyone in.
Only Morty escape by tearing his shirt to reveal a really cool battle armour with a jet pack on it. Morty put on his helmet with one hand while holding on to a deeply buried rock in front of him and blasted off into space, super secret agent style.
And so Giovanni didn't have his chance to take over all the cheese nips, cookies, chlorinated bleach, GBAs, muffins, and Morty merchandise after all. The Multicolored Magikarp that's filled with vanilla coke is sucked dry somewhere in dimension EI by a psychokinetic freak who just wanted some juice and this incident proves that a kiss can be fatal. Especially if you're a multicolored Magikarp filled with any famous beverage (This includes cola that is 2,313,221,233% sugar but NOT if it's 0.0000000000000001% cod liver oil). If any of you are wondering why everyone from Gundam Wing, Star Treck, and Star Wars wanted that lesson, it's because they were suppose to have their sex education that day. Heh heh.
Chapter OnE: A school by any other INSANITY!
I dedicate all the Funny Insanity series to Pinkdragonflame, salamander3, The Crimson Lugia, Lccorp2, DClick and Corrector9Yui. Hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: Fic mine, Pokemon not. So are the ones that have that copyright law on them.
By: Yamamoto Kou
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On one very bright and sunny morning, all the characters that ever appeared in the episodes are in a very big classroom. The teacher, who's a woman, walked into class. "Good morning everybody." "Good morning Miss Nicotine." "Right class, today were all gonna learn about more about Science."
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was Bruno, yelling his head off, kicking his head, licking his back, hopping on one foot, and flapping both ears as he attempts to either escape class or do suicide by jumping out of the window from the 7,713th floor of a building. Everyone could've sworn that they heard the splat of his body making contact with the ground. As everyone knows, 13 is NOT a lucky number. Everyone was glad for the delay, as the teacher has to call an ambulance and also help to scrape the stuff of the ground. Eewww!
When the teacher came back all nervous after seeing bits of Bruno that were umm. splattered, she found Tracey doing sketches of the Pokemon in the classroom and everybody is getting annoyed by this. Especially with the comments he made while drawing them. "Oh boy! This is going to be my masterpiece!"
The teacher took the sketchbook out of his hands. "Hey!" "Tracey, this is the last time you're ever drawing during my class. What is the punishment that will ACTUALLY get through you Tracey?!" The Elite 4 (or 3 due to Bruno's sudden disappearance or 5 since Lorelei and Agatha are here) and Lance: "May we do the honors?" "Sure. Use your pokemon if you have to." "Great!" *Everyone looks evilly at Tracey. *
Lorelei: Dewgong, use Ice Beam.
Agatha: Gengar, use Shadow Ball!
Will: Xatu! Use Physhic.
And so the attacks went on until Lance gave the final blow. "Dragonite! Use your Hyper Beam!" After all those attacks, Tracey was frozen, hit with ghost attacks, thrown around the room a lot of times with physhic attacks, poisoned, hit with Faint Attacks, and finally, thanks to the Hyper Beam, not only get killed but blasted out of the room as well. The others look in awe at this interesting scene until they can't see him through the hole that's covered with debris in the wall anymore.
"That will teach Tracey to stop sketching in class. *rips sketchbook to pieces and throws them out the window* I hope. Right class, looks like we still have time to continue with our class." *class groans*
" Now lets see. I pick. Mewtwo!" Apparently, Mewtwo saw this coming and teleported her a piece of paper containing the answer to every single question he was to be asked that day. "Oookay." Mewtwo secretly sticks out his tongue at teacher.
" I'll be sure to give the other teachers the message. *sweatdrops* And now I pick. Giovanni!" *Giovanni grumbles* "Explain, briefly, the meaning of the Universe." " It is a space that contains all the cheese nips, cookies, chlorinated bleach, GBAs, muffins, and Morty merchandise that Team Rocket will take over! Mwahahahahaha!" " Not exactly, but your half right! Next question will be for. Chuck. What is sand?"
"Ummm, It's the stuff you find on the beach." "What is sand?" "Ummm, its. its. it's made from multipurpose leather wear." "No." " Glossy looking lipstick?" "No." "Expensive and rare cosmetics?" "Can't you think of an answer that doesn't involve women's fashion?" Chuck thinks for a moment.
While he thinks, Pryce tries to think about more stuff about women. [Really small and almost transparent bikinis and pretty, frilly, pink, tight little panties.] Just then, he was thrown around the room a couple of times and thrown outside the window where, he too, met his doom. At the corner of the classroom, Sabrina was slightly red. [Perverted freak!] she thought. The teacher didn't bother to go call the ambulance after she saw Bruno.
" Can I go to the sand box in the play school section to find out what it is?" "No." "Can I answer for him Miss Nicotine?" It was Richie. " Be my guest." "Sand is made from finely crushed rocks that is called sand." "Very good Richie. Both of you may sit down now." Suddenly two 100,000,000,000,000-ton weights from dimension Extreme Insanity (EI) dropped on top of them.
"*Sweat drops* Now we come to the final question before the next class. What is E=mc2?" At this, all the professors raised their hands. "I wanna answer!" yelled professor West Wood the fourth. Elm countered with "I raised my hand first!" Then professor Ivy protested and said: "No, I'm the one." Then came professor Oak who shouted over the voices: "I'm the smartest so I should answer!" And so the conflict worsens so bad that 10 milliseconds of it made the teacher ask them all to sit down and forget about it.
"Told ya it works." Whispered Gary to his grandfather. "Fine, fine. Here's the fifty bucks. *hands over money. *" "Oh, and gramps, you've gotta take your punishment too." "What IS the punishment? *hopes like a maniac that it won't sound as bad as the last one which turned out to be a very hungry Gyarados that chased him halfway through the Summer.* "I'm giving you a million bucks." "You mean it?" "Sure. Here it comes now." One million bucks stampeded into the classroom and brought Professor Oak with them into Some- Bucking Region. Since the teacher had her back turned, she didn't notice it.
"Now class, time for the homework." The whole class groaned. Everyone proceeds to use their well-planned excuses.
Here are some examples.
"Koga, where's your homework?" "It made me mad." "Yes and now where is the homework?" "It made me very mad." " I asked you where's your homework. Not what it made you feel." "It made me very, very mad." " I'm asking you nicely. Please give me your homework and I'll take the bad homework to a far away so it won't make you mad anymore." "It made me very, very, very mad." "WHERE'S THE HOMEWORK ALREADY!!!??" " IT MADE ME VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY MAD!!!!!!"
"Ughh! Lance! Where is your HOMEWORK!" She is very pissed at the moment. " Uhhh. I was on Dragonite when I had just been putting the finishing touches on my homework when Dragonite flew over a nuclear power plant. It had a meltdown and then exploded! My homework fell into the radio-active goop."
"Fine. Ash, where's yours ?" Now Ash woke up late and had to skip breakfast so he was REALLY hungry. Most of all, he didn't have enough time to think of an excuse. So. "Ash what are you doing!? It's not food!" "Sorry, but I was REALLY hungry. Honest." "All right but your still getting detention." "Is there a way I can get out of this?" "Only if you can say please in Japanese." [Like he'll ever know this one] Everyone thought. "Onegai? *puppy dog eyes*" Everybody fell out of their chairs, anime style. "Okay."
She moved on to Bugsy who said an entire swarm of Beedrills chose to vent their anger on the homework that was with him. "Yo, loser. How did you know the answer to that question anyway?" "I don't watch Japanese anime for nothing." Ash sticks his tongue out at Gary. [I knew I should have watched those!] thought Gary. Then a very multicolored Magikarp filled with enough vanilla coke to make it weigh 999,999,999,999,999,999,999-tons from dimension EI fell on top of him. [On second thought, maybe not.]
Back to the teacher.
"How bout you, Lugia?" "I.uh.I used it too give my uncle the Heimlich maneuver when he ran out of pens to water Sufloras on the summer of the macadamias when the plane crashed and while there were two orangutans in the Himalayas opening a can full of grenades that fixed my clock that broke because of the hailstone storm that ruined the Arabian desert's marshmallow crop which attracted a large amount of monkeys followed by Aladdin and Ali Baba who dragged along the Stantler that had stolen everyone's left shoe." "Excuse me. I didn't quite catch that." "I said that it was dehydrated to the point of melting while the optimist was at Mount Everest that was planned in the years of the raging Magmars when guts were scarce and caused mass starvation starting with a capital F on the verge of ventilating knickers through gravitational force fields by minus the black hole along with a side order of fries served with the gingerbread man who lives in a well with the pussy until-." "Can I have a shorter explanation?" "It flew out the window?"
"Okay. Lieutenant Surge?" "Sure." Lt. Surge handed over his homework but when it made contact with the teacher's hand, BBBBZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK! The smell of burnt human was in the air. The teacher was charred to the tip of her toes. She opened her mouth and smoke came out of it. "*Laughs something like Woody Woodpecker* Wahoo! The Seaking got its dynamite! I repeat the Seaking got its dynamite." Yelled Lt. Surge as he yells into a phone. "Hey? Who are you? Are you going to order a pizza or what?!" "Over and out G.I Joe!" With that he tries to push the phone through his ear and out the other side.
"Heeellllppppp! Lt. Surge had gone mad!!!!!! Someone heeeeeeeelllllllpppppp! Call 911, call the ambulance, call something!!!! Hhheeeeeeelllllpppppp!!!!!!" The one yelling turned out to be Mew.
The teacher had by this time used her mobile phone to call the guys in the white coats to come and collect Lt. Surge and Mew.
While the guys are taking Mew into the van, Mew yelled: "I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!! LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK WITH A LUNATIC FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU CAN"T DO THIS TO ME!! I'M MEW!!!!!! CALL MY LAWYER!!!!!! SOMEBODY JUST HHHEEEELLLLPP-" "Don't worry. We'll put you in a nice, safe place." "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! CALL MY AGENT!!!!! I WANT OUT OF THIS LOUSY FIC! HHHHHEELLL-" Mews mouth was then gagged with a muffin. As soon as the two screwballs get sent to the 'special place', the teacher looked at Surges homework.
It read 'Homework will explode in 5 seconds'. Immediately after reading it, it exploded. Then a toy plane flew into the classroom and dropped a piece of paper into the teacher's burnt hands. It read 'Sorry. Message error. It will explode after reading.' It exploded, this time, a bigger explosion. It was followed by the crashing of the toy plane, which hit the teacher squarely on the head. After that, she became a burning bit of something on the ground.
As not to become suspects for murder, every single one of them ran out of the classroom (Everyone alive by the way).
But before he left, Brock yelled:"We have liberated the Great and Almighty Phyducks!" while waving a blue flag until a tree from dimension EI killed him with a chainsaw and left with the others.
When it left, the Multicolored Magikarp decided to leave no evidence of what happened so within two minutes, the blood stains are gone along with Gary, Chuck, Brock and Richie. But it left the teacher to deal with her own pains. It then took out a hat and jumped in to it dragging the hat with it and thus wiped out every single trace of itself.
Soon, everyone from Gundam Wing, Star Treck, and Star Wars came for their class. "Hey! What are you guys doing here?" "Us? What about you guys!!!" " It's our lesson now!!!" "Oh yeah?" Darth Vader takes out his laser sword. "So you wanna fight?" The Star Trek guys take out their weapons. "Hey! Had all of you already forgotten about us?" The Gundam Wing guys had all their weapons out too. Then they started an all-out war. Their fighting was so loud that it drowned the dying teacher's sounds of pain. Just then, All characters from the Dragon Ball series came into the picture. They joined the fight too thinking that its fun. And so more characters like Superman and Spiderman join. They destroyed half of the world because of that war.
Meanwhile on the other side of the Earth, the Pokemon characters are on deckchairs on a sunny beach. [I wonder what happened to the school now?] Blaine wondered. [It's probably closed down already] Sabrina's Alakazam answered for him. Soon, a black hole appeared (courtesy of dimension EI) and it proceeded to suck everyone in.
Only Morty escape by tearing his shirt to reveal a really cool battle armour with a jet pack on it. Morty put on his helmet with one hand while holding on to a deeply buried rock in front of him and blasted off into space, super secret agent style.
And so Giovanni didn't have his chance to take over all the cheese nips, cookies, chlorinated bleach, GBAs, muffins, and Morty merchandise after all. The Multicolored Magikarp that's filled with vanilla coke is sucked dry somewhere in dimension EI by a psychokinetic freak who just wanted some juice and this incident proves that a kiss can be fatal. Especially if you're a multicolored Magikarp filled with any famous beverage (This includes cola that is 2,313,221,233% sugar but NOT if it's 0.0000000000000001% cod liver oil). If any of you are wondering why everyone from Gundam Wing, Star Treck, and Star Wars wanted that lesson, it's because they were suppose to have their sex education that day. Heh heh.