Authors Note: OK, this started off as a daydream and turned into a fanfic. But don't most Fanfic's start that way?...maybe just mine. Anyway, please enjoy. I will probably post it in chapters because it's long. Not as long as some stories I've read, but pretty long. Please post, and don't be mean about it. THAT MEANS NO FLAMES! This is my first fanfic, so bear with me. Domo Arigato.
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of the characters...even the sexy ones like Sesshomaru. There, I said it. Happy?
Author) Hi everyone. Welcome to my fanfic. Please hold all applause.
*cricket chirps*
Natake) I'm surprised the cricket even showed up.
A) HEY!
N) He held his applause, too. He listened to you.
A) Whatever. Don't be cruel Natake. I know where you live.
N) I know where Sesshomaru lives too.
A) You do not! FANS, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE LIES!
N) What fans? The cricket chirps so he has something to do. He also withholds his compliments to the chef and left without paying.
A) Sorry people, this has just gotten random.
N) By people, do you mean the cricket and his legs?
A)*knife slash* Anyway...wiping blood off hands enjoy and review. Thank You!
N) I'm...not...dead...yet...*red eyes flare*
A) Mommy...NNNnnnoooooooooooo...
'THOUGHTS'
"TALKING"
MIA-Missing in action; A.K.A., gone. Missing. Basically, it just means that he's been gone for a while.
Goshinboku-Time tree. For example: the one InuYasha was sealed to. The tree that stands in the feudal era and Kagome's time.
"InuYasha? Miroku?" Kagome yells, frustrated.
She is walking along searching for InuYasha. He had been MIA for hours. He had said something about looking for Naraku, although he only took Miroku with him. 'What am I? Like hell he's looking for Naraku. He would have taken me, I sense the jewel shards.' Kagome thought, slowing her pace. 'Why am I even looking for him? I can take this time to go back to my time. He won't miss me...he won't even know I'm gone.' She silently smirks, lost in thoughts of a warm bath and a peaceful nights' sleep.
Kagome starts to walk the opposite direction, and soon finds herself lost. Staying calm, she scans the forest for the Goshinboku; upon spotting it, she trudges towards it. A faint conversation becomes louder as she walks closer. She freezes as soon as she hears that cursed name, Kikyo.
"-still love her. I can't help that. Whaddya want me to do?" InuYasha retorts.
"Choose one" Miroku smugly says.
"I will not. Everything's been fine all this time. Besides-" he responds, interrupted by a smack to the head. "Why'dya do that"
"Because you are constantly misleading Lady Kagome. She might have feelings for you, and you turn around and go after other girls. A true disgrace." He declares, shaking his head in disgust.
"You're one to talk, you lecher. What about Sango, huh?" The half-breed growls.
"Well, I try to make a move on her and she slaps me. So when I do it to other girls, she still hurts me. She obviously loves me and doesn't know how to show it." Miroku explains. "So I test her love by trying her patience. If she didn't love me, she wouldn't get jealous about my popularity over the ladies."
"Oh, that makes sense." InuYasha nods, thinking of the monk's wisdom.
'No it doesn't.' Kagome thinks, eavesdropping.
"So who's it gonna be?"
"Er...K...um... I can't pick one" InuYasha whimpers
"Man up! Choose one and set us all at ease!" Miroku says, crossing his arms.
"Why should I? No one can make me!" InuYasha childishly declares.
"Yeah right. A sit or two by Kagome will set you straight" The monk smirks.
Upon hearing her name, Kagome freezes up, but then noticing that they still hadn't discovered her, she let out a silent sigh and resumed listening in to their conversation.
"Well, they both sense the sacred jewel shards..." The half-breed begins.
"But Kikyo seems a lot nicer. I mean, Kagome always tells me to sit around Koga. Knowing her, she loves him" he taunts. Kagome grits her teeth and whispers "That little...", but stops there when she sees InuYasha's ears perk up. She lets out a small gasp, and he turns to her hiding place.
"Pay attention InuYasha!" Miroku says, hitting him over the head again with the staff. "What if she likes, even loves Koga? Would you stop them?"
"Stop them from what? They aren't gonna be doing anything 'cause I wont let her go with him" InuYasha states, over protectively.
"Who says you can stop them? And anyway, it's not like you own her. She can go if she pleases" Miroku responds hastily.
"I'll plug up the well. That way, she chooses either to stay with me or go." InuYasha retorts, obviously pleased with his plan.
'WHAT!' Thought Kagome, clutching her fists in rage.
"WHAT!" Miroku shouts, vocalizing Kagome's thought. "What are you thinking?"
"Well, if she goes, I have Kikyo. And if she stays, I have them both, like I do now." InuYasha proudly states.
"WHAT!" Shouts Kagome, springing out the bushes.
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I'LL LET YOU DO THAT! AND THAT IS THE STUPIDEST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU'LL HAVE ME AND KIKYO LIKE YOU DO NOW?'" She yells, fuming!
"Uh! I m-mean, WHY ARE Y-YOU EAVESDROPPING!" InuYasha exclaims, turning the questions on her. He is sputtering, obviously surprised by her outburst.
"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! TRAPPING ME EITHER HERE OR THERE, YOU'RE DESPICABLE!" She screams, jabbing her finger at him. She then turns around, huffs, and starts to walk away.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?" InuYasha shouts, and then whispers" Probably to your wolf mate"
"I'M GOING HOME" She responds, tears forming in her eyes. "Now you won't have to choose between us. Not like I could compete with a dead girl."
"Kagome..."InuYasha begins gently, reaching towards her.
"SIT BOY" She roars, her voice echoing throughout the forest.
Kagome grabs her backpack out of a bush and jumps down the well, leaving with tears flowing like twin waterfalls.
AN: Sorry, couldn't help it. All yall Excel Saga Fans know about the Twin waterfall thing. . Poor Pedro.
Anyway, back on the subject of my fanfic, please review!