A/N- I don't really watch this anime (but I know the general story), so forgive me for any spelling mistakes, and gender confusions etc. My sister bet I couldn't write something on this, so here I am, to prove her wrong. Please review.

Scene- Earth, Yuri's classroom

Now he could look at girls without Wolfram taking his big, pointy and extremely ugly sword out and threatening to kill him. He wanted to bask in the freedom. Girls, girls, pretty girls walking around everywhere, which wasn't a common sight in the other world where the few girls that existed were either very violent, seemed to be attracted towards Wolfram, or happened to be his daughter.

Unfortunately enough, the girls in Yuri's class didn't seem to like him. He could never figure out the reason for his unpopularity among them. Maybe he should have dyed his hair blond, like Murata did. Hmm…

He scratched his head, wondering what he should do. It is only some time, he told himself, and then you shall have to meet Wolfram again.

He walked up to a girl in a very short skirt who was sitting right in front of the classroom.

'Hello,' he said. He wasn't usually a flirt, but now since he had no opportunities to do so, he would not skip the chance when it presented itself in front of him, with no dangers attached.

'What?' snapped the girl, barely looking at him.

'Um, uh,' Yuri stammered, 'um, argh, hi, um.'

'Stop bugging me and go sit down!' said the girl rudely, 'I have better things to do.' And she started painting her nails.

Yuri sat down, his feelings hurt. He wished the class would start so that he could study to get his mind of things, especially scary things like Wolfram in a nightdress. Yuri shuddered at the very thought. Why was the only person who liked him a gender confused army officer who thought him a wimp? Maybe if he didn't wear that nightgown, he would be slightly likable. And maybe if he was a girl. And maybe if he didn't think that his fiancé was a wimp.

Scene - Alternate Universe

On the other side of the universe, Wolfram sat on a horse. The horse wanted to cry; Wolfram's tight pants were itchy. And Wolfram never fed him sugar cubes.

Sugar cubes, thought the horse, are so yummy. He wanted to neigh very loudly but he knew that the stupid blond boy on top of him would not permit it.

'That Yuri is probably cheating on me right now,' Wolfram told his horse. The horse had been told the same things an endless number of times, and could not care any about the fact that 'the wimp is a cheater!' upon being told so once again.

'He is probably drooling over the girl in his class who likes to paint her nails,' Wolfram continued, 'I saw her name written in his notebook, and I asked his friend the stupid sage what that name meant. Do you know what he said?'

If his reigns had allowed it, the horse would have shaken his head, because, truly, he did not know what the sage had said. He did not even know the meaning of the word 'sage'.

'He said that means that Yuri likes her. He said she paints her nails all the time, "she does it five times a day", he said. He also said that she's very pretty.'

The horse pondered over what it would be like to paint nails. He had only hooves, and he knew that humans/demons had nails instead of them, and that they also sometimes painted them for god knows what reason. He was an intelligent horse and knew a lot of things.

'Some people think I'm pretty,' said Wolfram, as if that "fact" was reason enough for Yuri to like him.

I saw a pretty girl horsie the other day, said the horse, do you think she may want to marry me? Unfortunately, Wolfram couldn't understand the horse's language.

'I shall ask Anissina what to do,' Wolfram decided. The horse grumbled. He would have to walk all the way back to the castle now. And Wolfram was supposed to be on duty, was this what everyone's taxes went to? And whatever happened to democracy? The right to vote for all!

The horse shook his head. What did he care? The right to vote was not going to be given to him even if The Demon Kingdom did turn into a democracy.

Wolfram rode back to the castle.

'Anissina!' he screamed.

Anissina appeared out of nowhere and hit him on the head with a baseball bat.

'Why?' sobbed Wolfram, clutching his head, out of which a lump was emerging at a very quick rate.

'I saw this in your room and I wondered what its purpose was,' said the red/pink haired woman, something not very common, 'Now I know.'

'It is not used for hitting people!' Wolfram cried in pain, and in vain, 'it is used to play some stupid game.'

'I am sure His Majesty uses this for defence purposes,' said Anissina confidently, 'I do not think he believes in violence.'

'He believes in hitting and catching balls,' grumbled Wolfram, 'and in flirting with girls, which is why I came for your advice.'

This shocked Anissina, and her hair turned redder and redder. Advice? Her? Was the boy out of his mind? No one came to her for advice. No one. She was nuts. She was crazy. None of her inventions ever worked. She hadn't had a single boyfriend in her life. Why would Wolfram want her advice?

Her face hardened, 'I am very busy. I have to make your brother exercise. He's getting fat.'

'He is not,' protested Wolfram, 'he is so skinny. No one is fat. Name ONE fat person you know.'

'Your brother,' lied Anissina.

'Why won't you help me? This is probably the first and last time someone is asking for your help! People usually ask the king, but I can't do that, now can I?'

'I thought you two were engaged.'

'Which is why I cannot ask him.'

'Ahhh,' said Anissina, 'are you worried he doesn't like you? Then I have just the thing for you.'

Scene – Earth, Yuri's classroom

If all he could do was stammer, how was he going to ask any girl out?

Class was over, and Yuri hadn't understood a single math sum. The girl was about to leave the classroom. He knew so because she had already tucked her wide assortment of nail polish neatly into her bag. She used to keep her nail polish in display everywhere she went, even in the classroom, in order to give other girls a fair chance to be jealous. No one in the world had such a wide variety, but she had it all - three hundred and forty-six different colours and brands (though she only carried about twenty to thirty to school, depending upon her mood). She had colours ranging from flawless white to bright pink, light pink, dark pink, baby pink, shocking pink etc. to royal blue to perky purple to midnight black.

Today she wore a combination of pink (which shade, we may never know, for they all looked the same to Yuri) and yellow.

Yuri plucked up all the courage he could gather and walked up to her, 'Hi, I'm Yuri.'

The girl ignored him.

'That's a really nice colour there. Yellow and pink, great choice,' he lied. He was lying because he could not honestly say that the combination was a nice one. It reminded him of Wolfram's blond hair clashing horribly with his choice of clothes.

The girl looked at him, but did not say anything. Neither did her expression reveal how she felt, because they were completely blank.

Yuri hesitated for a moment, and then said, 'blue looks better though.'

'With pink?' asked the girl. Her disgust was obvious now.

'No, no,' said Yuri quickly, 'with yellow.' He paused to imagine Wolfram in blue hair.

Her face relaxed. 'Thank god,' she said, 'I thought with pink.'

Yuri wondered where the conversation was leading to. Somewhere not very nice, he imagined, since he had no colour or fashion sense whatsoever. The girl would think he was a complete idiot after she found out that he actually did like the idea of blue and pink together (though not necessarily on Wolfram).

'Your name's Yuri, right?' said the girl.

Yuri nodded in his characteristic and very pathetic fashion.

'It's a nice name,' said the girl.

'Oh, oh, right,' said Yuri, 'thank you.' he tried to calm himself down. Sweat was falling off his forehead, and was all over his hands and in other places I do not wish to mention. He hoped the girl would not notice.

'What other colours do you like?' the girl asked him, 'I think we have a lot in common. Blue and yellow, I was so thinking that when you mentioned it.'

Yuri was happy that the girl was friendlier, but had no idea for a smart, witty, or at the very least, sensible reply.

'Ah,' said Yuri, 'ah, um.' He wished he could sound wise like his friend Murata.

'Go on,' said the girl, who was slowly losing interest.

'My names Yuri,' said Yuri.

'Yes, you told me that,' said the girl. She flung her bag pack over her shoulder and left.

The sweat quickly evaporated and Yuri suddenly felt very cold. He wished he had a nice sweater or something.

Scene – Alternate Universe, Anissina's lab

'I am not going in front of Yuri like this,' growled Wolfram.

'My invention is pure genius, as usual,' sighed Anissina.

'You potion was supposed to make that wimp like me!' screeched Wolfram, 'he loved me the way I was, not like this.'

'You were the one who said he didn't like you,' said Anissina, 'your fault.'

'But I look like a girl!' sobbed Wolfram.

'You are a girl,' said Anissina, 'thanks to Gunter's powerful cycling.'

'Why would he need to cycle to get a potion to work?' said Wolfram, 'and look at me. I'm…short. And fat.'

'You're not fat,' said Anissina.

'I'M FAT!' cried Wolfram, and burst into sad tears 'no, no, no!'

'You're barely an inch fatter than what you used to be,' said Gunter, who was out of breath, 'it's probably just a girl thing. If I were fortunate enough to be engaged to his majesty, I would sacrifice all I had in order to please him, something you don't seem to want to do.' Then, out of the blue, Gunter started to scream nonsense in a very pitiable way as stupid background music burst out of nowhere.

Wolfram shook his head, decided to ignore Gunter, and continued, 'and my voice is all squeaky.'

'So is mine,' said Anissina.

'Why, why?' said Wolfram, 'all my life I have been forced to dress like a girl, and now I am one.'

'And the cream on the cake is,' said Anissina, 'that it will only last till midnight. Just like it does in fairy tales.'

'Then Yuri shall have no chance to see me!' said Wolfram happily, 'I'm saved.'

'He shan't see you, but you shall go see him. Prove that my invention does work, and go to his world through the lake.'

Scene – Yuri's home

'Has another girl rejected you?' said Yuri's mother sadly. She then announced proudly that her name was Jennifer.

'I know your name,' said Yuri.

Miko shook her head and wondered why both her sons weren't girls.

Scene – Alternate Universe, in front of a lake

Wolfram studied her reflection in the lake. She wasn't all that fat. And how on earth had her hair grown that fast? And why did it look like it had not been combed in years?

'I shan't let Yuri see me,' she announced, to no one in particular, 'but I shall use this opportunity to spy on Yuri. That wimp probably has someone else in that world…and soon, I shall know the truth.'

She paused. Then she said, 'let me go, oh lake! Let me pass to the other world!'

'I only open for the Maou,' the lake replied.

'I'm his fiancé,' said Wolfram snootily.

'I heard you plotting against him,' said the lake accusingly.

'I shall complain about your services to my Yuri,' said Wolfram, 'then you shall see.'

'I heard you plotting against him,' the lake repeated.

'How come you can talk?' said Wolfram, 'you're a lake.'

'Since you talked to me, I talked back. Now go away.'

'Let me go, cruel lake, let me go. It is for the Maou's benefit that I am doing this, I assure you. He shall be very pleased you let me go. He shall reward you richly.'

The lake shrugged (in its mind, that is, for lakes cannot openly shrug. Shrugging openly requires infinite patience and years and years of practice, struggle, and suffering which was something the lake was not prepared for. Hence, it shrugged only in its mind, which did not have the benefit of shrugging openly; Wolfram did not notice any movement in the lake, which made point of shrugging completely useless.), 'fine. But only this once. And under one condition.'

'Which is?'

'You must say "please",' said the lake.

'Alright, please,' said Wolfram.

'I didn't hear you,' said the lake teasingly.

'Shut up and let me go!' said Wolfram. She jumped into the lake and was gone.

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